Ah, quite sad... Not too many hits to this story... Plus I'm finding myself unable to come up with too many good ideas. Plus I'm impatient and I want to get to work on the other Agent HUNK and Dr. Insane-O stories I'm thinking of...

So yeah, gimme some ideas! I don't want this story to croak! I like it! It has promise! I JUST NEED MORE HITS AND/OR REVIEWS!!!

Agent HUNK was bored, and his stomach hurt. Somebody had kneed him in the gut after Dr. Insane-O threw him into the Women's Bathroom. And once he'd crawled back into the restaraunt, everyone was gone. He was now walking around the village, checking the place out and wondering how he was going to waste his time. "There's got to be something for me to do..."

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Meanwhile, Jariaya had just finished teaching Dr. Insane-O the Transparency Jutsu. "Okay, now that you've mastered that jutsu..." Jariaya was grinning quite broadly, "Its time to test your skills."

"How so?" Dr. Insane-O arched an eyebrow.

"I want you..." Jariaya's cheeks acquired a pink tinge, "To go scout every Women's Bathhouse in Konoha and find out which one has the best babes in it!"

Dr. Insane-O's monocled eyes nearly fell out of his head. "AWSOME!!!!!!" he jumped up and punched at the air. "YOU ROCK, JARIAYA-SENSEI!!!"

"I know I do..." Jariaya grinned as Dr. Insane-O ran off.

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Agent HUNK had made his way to the Konoha Shinobi Headquarters. He was sitting in the Jonin Lounge Room, as the Hokage had apparently considered him skilled enough to classify him as a Jonin. Which was funny, considering nobody knew how much he could and couldn't do... As Agent HUNK sat patiently on a couch reading a Mission Scroll, a shadow suddenly loomed over him. "Who do we have here?" the chain-smoker known as Asume smirked.

"I'm Agent HUNK," he replied.

"Well, Mr. HUNK... I assume you're Kakashi's little prodige?" Asume folded his arms and waited for an answer.

"Yes. And please, don't call me "Mr. HUNK." Call me Agent HUNK, HUNK, H, or if you must use a Mr., say Mr. Death..." Agent HUNK replied matter-o-factly.

"Mr. Death?" Asume arched an eyebrow.

"Yes, Mr. Death..." Agent HUNK replied.

"Where'd you get that name?" Asuma's morbid curiousity made him ask.

"I picked it up along the way..." Agent HUNK shrugged. "After killing so many things, you tend to build a reputation..."

"I see..." Asume nodded, wondering how crazy this guy really was.

"GRRRR..." Agent HUNK threw the scroll over his shoulder. "THESE MISSIONS SUCK!!! Where's the challenge?! Why can't there be a monster slaying quest or something, instead of all these "clean this" or "fix that" chores?!"

"Because you've got the wrong scroll..." Asume handed him another one. "And one more thing... why do you wear that mask?"

"Well..." Agent HUNK paused to think about it. "Its because-"

"IT KEEPS HIS POWERS CONTAINED!!!" a voice yelled from the hallway. "ONE TIME, HE TOOK IT OFF AND ALL OF THE CIGARETTES AND CIGARS WITHIN 3 MILES SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUSTED!!!" Upon hearing that, Asume paled. Agent HUNK growled. Dr. Insane-O stuck his bloodied and bruised head through the door. "Hi, guys!"

"What are you doing here?" Agent HUNK hissed.

"I got caught sneaking into the Women's Bathhouse!" Dr. Insane-O grinned, revealing several missing teeth. "They're taking me to the Hokage!"

"C'mon, you pervert..." Anko appeared in the doorway and grabbed him by the collar. She then dragged him away, yelling at him as they went. Agent HUNK couldn't help but notice that her hair was wet and there was water dripping from her face.

"Well, that was wierd..." he sighed.

Shhhhrrrip. Snnnnrrrrip.

"What are you doing?" Agent HUNK asked Asume, who was duct taping the sides of his gas mask.

"Protecting my tobacco..." Asume replied casually.

"I see..." he muttered. He then snapped his fingers, and the cigarette in Asuma's mouth lit on fire and turned to ash. The pack of cigarettes in his pocket also began to smoulder. "You failed."

"NO!!!" Asume screamed, trying to pull the now flaming pack from his pocket. His pants soon caught alight as well, and within seconds he was being immoliated. "AAAAAAHHH!!!!" Asume ran out of the room screaming, flailing his arms and leaving a trail of smoke in his wake.

"Oops..." Agent HUNK gulped nervously. "He's not going to be happy when he gets back..."

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A few minutes later, Dr. Insane-O swaggered out of the Hokage's office. Agent HUNK, his head now a massive ball of duct tape, was waiting in the hallway for him. "So how'd it go?" Agent HUNK asked, his voice muffled by the adhesive material.

"Meh..." Dr. Insane-O shrugged. "I just got yelled at. A lot..."

"How'd you get caught?" Agent HUNK enquired.

"I tripped..." Dr. Insane-O replied innocently, "And fell... Into the bath... On top of-"

"Me..." Anko growled. Agent HUNK hadn't noticed her leaning over their shoulders.

"Oh, hello..." Agent HUNK greeted her nicely. Dr. Insane-O smiled innocently. She just glared at them both. "Oh, c'mon... I didn't do anything!" Agent HUNK whined.

"You're his friend, though..." she growled.

"Nah, we're enemies as much as friends..." Dr. Insane-P patted Agent HUNK on the shoulder. "Rivals, if you will..." Without warning, he punched Agent HUNK in the gut. However, bullet-proof vests can work wonders against knuckles. "CRAAAAP!!!" he yelled, grabbing his hand. "KEVLAR HURTS!!!"

"Heh heh..." Anko chuckled. "Serves you right..."

"I'm Agent HUNK, by the way..." Agent HUNK nodded.

"I know..." she replied. "Asuma told me about you. Something about a psychotic pyromaniac..."

"Yep, that'd be me..." he chuckled.

"What's with the mask?" Anko suddenly asked.

Agent HUNK didn't even get a chance to answer. "HE'S SO HANDSOME THAT IF YOU SAW HIS FACE, YOUR UTERUS WOULD EXPLODE AND YOU'D DIE!!!" Dr. Insane-O tried to "warn" her.

Dead silence.

"He's lying..." Agent HUNK pointed at his annoying friend.

"Wow..." Anko shook her head. "Its like... I'm curious... and yet... at the same time I'm not..."

"Curiosity killed the cat..." Dr. Insane-O shook his head, "Or... uh... the snake..."

"You're seriously getting on my nerves..." Anko growled.

"AHA!!!" Asuma suddenly appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Agent HUNK. "I FOUND MORE DUCT TAPE!!!" he exclaimed, holding up several large rolls of the material.

"Uh oh..." Agent HUNK gulped.

"Dude, just blow him up or something..." Dr. Insane-O shrugged.

"I don't want to... he's cool!" Agent HUNK replied as the madman started add more duct tape to the mass that use to be his head.

"Fine then, I will..." Dr. Insane-O held out his hands and closed his eyes in concentration. He then clapped his hands together, and...

Nothing happened.

"Dang..." Dr. Insane-O growled. "I really need some Author Powers..."

Will Jariaya get the info he needs? Will Asuma wear away Agent HUNK's nerves and get killed? Will Dr. Insane-O get Author Powers? Give me some good reviews and you'll find out sooner than later...