Chapter 1

There was a loud thud as the small boat crashed onto the shore of some unknown island. Nobody really knew which island it was because they weren't aware of any islands being just south of New Jersey. Nonetheless, the point still stands that Cuddy, Wilson, House, Cameron, Foreman, Chase and Nurse Katie had all crashed and were stuck on the island.

Of course, Cuddy was infuriated with this fact. Not only was she upset that she would be missing the medical conference, but she was also upset that the boat that she'd rented as a way to save money on plane tickets was now totaled. Cuddy began to storm around the beach in all her fury, not knowing what to do.

"Calm down," said Foreman nonchalantly as he helped Nurse Katie off of the boat. Nurse Katie had a reputation for her intelligence, or lack there of, but everyone adored her anyways. Ever since his break-up with Wendy, Foreman had clung to Katie for moral support. He wasn't claiming a relationship, but he didn't mind having that stunning little blonde haired nurse around at all.

Cuddy was even angrier now. "Calm down?! How can I calm down when you've crashed my boat on some island?!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," said Foreman. "That's not really fair. If you'd have just bought us plane tickets in the first place, then we wouldn't be in this mess!"

Cuddy didn't feel the need to respond to this. Instead, she helped Wilson scavenge through the parts of the boat that hadn't been damaged. Chase was doing the same, but he seemed to only be in pursuit of his own things.

Meanwhile, House had limped off the boat and was lying in the sand. He was apparently making good use of a pile of palm leaves by forming them into a pillow.

Cameron, on the other hand, seemed rather panicked. She didn't really know what to do now. She'd had her little heart set on getting to that conference, and by golly, she was just crushed. She staggered over to House to find out what to do.

"Dr. House?" she asked.

House opened his eyes to find Cameron in a stunning top with the shirt tied above her belly button. The knot just provided a greater support to push her breasts up even more. House only wished she'd shown up to work like this more often. "What?"

"What are we going to do?" she cried. "We're stuck here!"

"So it would seem," said House. "I suppose we'll just have to make do for now."

"For now?" asked Cameron. "What do you mean for now? You have a plan to get us off of the island?!"

Needless to say, House was already working on a brilliant scheme to escape.