My personal version of Pull up a barrel based on my "Meme canon", which is all the Spongebob fics I write. Now a full blown Mr Krabs backstory fanfic!

A loose-ish adaptation of the famous video game. Bikini Bottom has been overrun by an army of robots, and it's up to SpongeBob and friends to bring them down! However, there may be more to this scheme behind the scenes than our beloved heroes may realise...

SpongeBob talks Squidward into watching a certain season five special, but soon learns that his enthusiasm about the special's quality was severely misplaced, while Squidward holds no punches with his commentary.

So what if Spongebob's most infamous episode made some semblance of sense? Just as episodic as the show.

Miles is a new fish in town and decides to make him a new life in Bikini bottom a crazy filled town with a lot of different beings. There, he will make new friends and perhaps even more. Spongebob ain't the only main character now, boy! (Inspired by AdventureKing2017's SpongeBob stories)

This is the final part, both horrifying and yet humorous. What happens to poor old Squidward will make you laugh, or cry depending on your love of seafood. Plankton wins even in death and The crazed krabs is put down for good. enjoy

You know, I always loved a good wedding, hearing their stories, about how they met, and how they fell in love. Love stories, how the man got the girl, or vise versa, seeing them get their happy ending. When will I get my happy ending? 'Fling of the Past' Continued

SpongeBob is 33. He still lives in the same run-down town hanging with the same run-down people. Fifteen years at the Krusty Krab with horrible pay, antagonizing coworkers, and no direction. He's dug himself a hole and wants out. But what does a fry cook do to make a better life for himself? Does he finally gain the courage to drive at life's wheel? Or does he get run over?

Spongebob and Patrick are, once again, tasked with leaving the ocean for Shell City. However, unlike last time, they may not come home.

It's been years since the war. So many faces have become mere memories. But she came back.

Plankton is determined to come up with a new plan to defeat the Krusty Krab, but he must be careful not to go too far and risk turning Bikini Bottom into a wasteland. Will he be able to come up with a successful strategy, or will his ambitions lead to destruction? Only time will tell. (Remastered, I asked for Permission)

Many months pass by and it becomes obvious that Squidward has no intention of finding new employment, instead becoming completely dependent on SpongeBob and turning him into a manservant of sorts. At this point, SpongeBob begins to lose his patience to point where he is gonna do something drastic that will change people's lives forever.

Spongebob has a very confusing continuity. And as a fan, I like continuity. So, I've taken the pleasure of posing my headcanon Spongebob timelines to this website! Enjoy!

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, is heartbroken after his older gay lover kicks him aside yet again. Only to run across another young man in the same situation while trying to heal. Might as well be an original work... homo shit, and you love it!

An altered version of the infamous "Squidward's Suicide" creepypasta. Squidward contemplates his mere existence in this world, horrific thoughts swarm his mind like jellyfish. Will he make the decision to be the master of his fate?

Patrick helps SpongeBob wrap Christmas presents, and fluffiness ensues (PatBob).

SpongeBob gets PB in Gex64 100%

Two friends, one one sided relationship, one wants more than the other is wanting to give, so a deal is made, but once words get out and people start to talk, feelings may get hurt. Rated M for further down the road.

A handwritten script of Plankton's Regular.

Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob on a road trip out of Bikini Bottom to keep the Krabby Patty Secret Formula away from Plankton. With his best friend Patrick joining him, this sponge is ready to hit the road. Join them as they see new locations, new characters, and getting into crazy situations as they try to protect the secret formula.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the revised version of the story that had been written between 2016 and 2019. This story is incomplete and will permanently remain so.

A novelization of the SpongeBob SquarePants TV show. This is the unrevised version of the story that was written from 2014 to 2015. Permanently incomplete. It is being uploaded here for preservation.

Randy, Sandy's twin brother, gets in more trouble with his family due to his drinking problem, and even ends up losing yet another job. Feeling hopeless he continues to spiral out of control.

Sandy is away for a day, so Patrick talks SpongeBob into looking around her place. Before the two are able to escape unseen Sandy returns with a male friend following close behind. (Sex) The first chapter of this was likely the best thing I've ever written, but it's sadly long gone, so here is the second chapter at least as I still thought it was a fun read.

Sheldon Plankton. The most persistent criminal in Bikini Bottom history. Learn his early years onwards, in this biography written after the first movie. (Timeline A only)