Outside the room.

"Hey Naruto-chan is Sasuke-chan here?" Sai asked coming up to Naruto who was leaning against his bedroom door trying to hear what they were saying inside.

"Shut up Sai, Sasuke and Sakura are in there. Together. And I can smell sex" Naruto said putting his nose to the door.

"Now how can you smell sex from outside your room?" Sai asked stupidly.

"Hello, demon for here!" Naruto said pointing to himself

"Hey Naruto-kun." Hinata came up to him. Naruto kissed her on the lips and he grabbed her ass.

"Hey aren't you going to get killed if Neji sees you two together. Kissing and squeezing her ass."

"Hinata and me do it in my van every Sunday she tells him she's at church but she doesn't go, yet she's still on her knees and Neji doesn't know!."

"You are a weird person Naruto." its was Shino and his buggy friends. And boy was he starting to get drunk.

"Shino, I didn't know you drank!" Naruto said happily and loudly

"I don't. Now if you excuse me I have to take a piss like a pregnant woman." with that he skipped away singing "catch the Pixies, catch the pixies!" There were pixies flying around his head.

"I didn't know pixies were a bug?" Sai asked.

'There not." Hinata replied.

"Ok he's creeping me out more than you Sai and that saying much." Naruto said turning back to the door.

Inside the room

When Sasuke had his pants off Sakura folded them up and placed them on the chair next to the bed. She blushed at the site of the Uchia in nothing but his boxers on a bed waiting for her.

'This Moment will forever be implanted in my mind.' Sakura thought and blushed deeper when Sasuke gave her a sexy smile and said. "Well Sakura are you coming to bed?"

"Your such a pervert." Sakura said playfully hitting him on the leg.

"Just because I was forced to live with a gay man doesn't mean I'm gay." Sasuke said bringing his hands over his head and turning around so Sakura could see his back again.

"Ok Sasuke now that your pants are gone I can see that it looks a lot bigger than the last time I saw it." Sakura said tracing the tattoo down his shoulder to his lower back. Sakura unconsciously breast her boobs against his back when she traced the tattoo back up and it mad Sasuke moan.

Thinking that she hurt him in some way because she only heard him moan in pain never pleasure she backed away and said "Oh Sasuke I'm Sorry is the curse seal still sore. I Shouldn't have touched it.I'm Sorry" Sakura apologized bowing will still sitting on the bed. (Now that is true talent)

"No, no S-Sakura, you didn's h-hurt me." Sasuke stuttered a bit.

Sakura didn't notice, she went back to observing the seal.

Outside the room

"Ok Sasuke now that your pants are gone I can see that it looks a lot bigger then the last time I saw it." Naruto and Sai heard Sakura say.

Both their eyes got huge and they both put their ears to the door.

"Last time!" Naruto said disbelieving his acute hearing abilities.

"Didn't he come back like two days ago or something?" Sai asked with big eyes.

"How could he have gotten in Sakuras pants that fast?!" Naruto asked bringing his hands to his head.

Then they heard a moan from inside the room.

"What the fuck are they doing in there?" Sai asked Naruto.

"I don't know but I hope he's not using my good bed sheets."

"Why Neji already ruined them?" Sai said patting poor sheetless Naruto on the back.

Inside the room

Sakura had put on one a long clear glove on her right hand.

"Whats that?" Sasuke asked eyeing the glove with suspicion.

"This-" Sakura said pointing to the glove "-is a sealing glove. I learned about it on my seal scroll

hunt. It's use is a sort of insulator for chakura charges. Its to keep my hand safe when tracing the curse seal just incase Orochimaru put up a defense chakura shield." Sakura said.

Sasuke looked at her confused.

"Its so I don't get shocked by any chakura coming from the seal." Sakura said..

"Ohh.." Sasuke said nodding his head.

The glove was now on her hand and she began to trace the mark with a litle bit of chakura in her fingers so she could see where the most chakura was coming from, and fallowing it to make sure how far it had spread. When she came to the spot by his neck, a huge chakura bolt came out and sizzled the glove. "AHH!" Sasuke screamed cause of the hot heat that came when she touched it. "Ouch!" Sakura said throwing the hot glove away from her.

The heat of the chakura had sliced the glove in two, and some of the plastic had melted and dripped down the glove.

She had thrown the now two pieces of glove so hard, due t her enormous strength, that, one part of the glove had flown and hit the wall by the door, it the wrist to her fingers half, and then the wrist up part of the glove was thrown at the closed door and slid under it.

"Shit, we lost the glove. and I don't have another one " Sakura cursed.

"That's fine, can't we just go on without it?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know. I would feel better if I had protection." Sakura said.

"I don't think I would hurt you again like that. I think I used up a lot of Chakura when you Touched me there." Sasuke said.

Outside the room

"Naruto, Sai what the heck are you two doing?" Shikomaru asked.

He was holding the waists of Temari and Ino. And was looking at the two boys glued to the door.

"Shh. Sasuke and Sakura are in there. And we are hearing weird things." Naruto said, shushing the Pimp. (Hahahahah OMG I laughed when I wrote that part.)

All of a sudden a long plastic thing with white liquid inside of it slide from under the door to Narutos leg.

Then they heard a sound that you would expect from a bedroom. And then they heard Sakura say 'Ouch' painfully.

"Is.that.what.I.think.it.is?" Temari asked looking at the weird object on the floor.

"EWW!" Naruto screamed kicking it off his leg.

"Wow he's big." Hinata said.

"Hinata!" Naruto whinned

"Sorry Naruto-kun." Hintata apologized.

"There is no way that, that's Sasuke's. That thing is huge!" Sai said.

After he said that they heard Sakura say "Shit we lost the glove, and I don't have another one."

"Oh my god are they doing what I think their doing?" Ino asked.

"That's fine, can't we just go on without it?" they heard Sasuke ask.

"I don't know. I would feel better if I had protection.." Sakura said inside the room.

"I don't think I would hurt you again like that. I think I used up a lot of Chakura when you touched me there.." Sasuke said.

"Yo, what's going on?" Kakashi from behind him. He had a drag in his mouth. And yet he still had his mask on. There was a tiny hole in the mask were the drag was coming from.

Jiraiya and Ebisu were behind him reading dirt porn.

"Oh great the perverts. Just what we need right now." Naruto said.

"I take that personally offensively." Jiraiya said waking the young fox demon and hit him on the head. They heard a growl. Behind him was Kyuubi and Akemaru wrestling on the floor trying to kill each other. Tsunade and some of the other teachers plus Kankuro, Lee, Shino, were yelling at one of the two animals. Gaara had jumped in at one point and was doing a pretty good job of defending off Akimaru, (he was in his big form) but Kyuubi was gnawing at his leg.

"COME ON KYUUBI BEAT HIS ASS I GOT 8,000 YEN RIDDING ON YOU BUT!" Tsunade yelled waving a paper fan in the air.

"Come on Akemaru you can take down that pussy!" Kiba yelled threw a blow horn.

"You're a demon take him down. You give the sand village a bad name!" that one was Kankuro.

He was then pelted with large pieces of sand that knocked him backwards towards the couch where Neji and Tenten making out. Asume who was with Kurenai smoking her own drag specialty was poking Kankuro on the forehead. "I think he died." Asumi said. "No your just high, hes asleap." Kurenia said blowing the smoke at his face.

Asumi coughed and dropped his cigaret onto the floor and its started on fire.

"Asumi you idiot the floors on fire!" Kurenai said grabbing a glass from Kakashi.

"Heya.." Kakashi slurred.

"No we don't need no water, let the mother fucking burn!" Asumi sang. (Hehe Eurotrip!)

The drink Kurenai got from Kakashi, yeah it was Vodka with salt.

When thrown onto the fire it made it bigger.

"Way to go. Now how are we supposed to put it out?" Anko asked.

Kakashi, Iruka, and a couple other hott ninja jonin guys that were conscious got up and walked over to the fire and brought out their huge dicks, except Gai who had a tiny dick so they threw him out Narutos second story window, Lee fallowed him saying "Don't worry Gai I shall catch you!" there was a loud crack and then silance.

Kakashi shrugged and pissed out the fire.

"Why the fuck does it smell like burning carpet?" Naruto asked looking over to where a 'Dick fest' was going on. There were so many dick you would have thought you were at Michael Jacksons house..

"Its your imagination, go back to spying on Sasuke and Sakura's porno!" Sai said. So they went back to the door then they heard,

"MUTT MUTT MUTTT." Tsunade started to chant.

"GO Akemaru bite his ear, now his neck whoa-who! Go Akemaru." Anko yelled waving a half drunken whisky bottle in her hand.

"So whats going on in there?" Kakashi asked throwing in couple yen into the bet bucket on Kyuubi.

"Sasuke and Sakura are in there, and they are making weird noises." Naruto said ignoring the dog/fox/demon fighting ring in his living room.

"Yes and look what came out from under the door!" Ino shouted pointing at the glove.

"That thing slipped off Sasuke. We heard Sakura say 'Shit it slipped off'." Naruto said.

"My dear lord, they lost their protection!" Ebizu yelled.

(the reason Sasuke and Sakura don't hear them is because Naruto sound proofed his bed room. He got gipped and the people that put in the sound proof only put it on one side. You think that doesn't work cause the people on the outside can hear them? Well its my story. You can use the sound proof one, or that the music was so loud. Ur choice)

Inside the room

"Alright Sasuke I've found where the curse seal has spread to. And I thin I can get rid of it. I will be taking chakura out of your shoulder and down your back so I need you to pump chakura into your arms and back. Ok?" Sakura asked.

"Fine."

"K' now turn around to I can get a good position on your back." she put her hands to his back pushed down. She was about to suck the chakura and curse out when the window next to her blew open they both got drenched. "Ahhhhh!" Sakura yelled "I'm getting wet!"

Outside the room

There were nose bleeds from all the guys including Sai.

Shizune came up when she heard Sakura scream "The fuck is going on in there, I'm about to stop what's going down!." (Go ghetto Shizune!!!!!!!!)

"No!" yelled Kakashi, Ebizu Jaraiya and Naruto jumping on her and forcing her to the floor.

Everyonen looked at Naruto.

"What!? Im 16 my balls dropped." they ignored him.

"Oh MY GOD its Dan!" yelled Tsunade.

"What Dan, wasn't that Tsunades lover?" Kakashi asked.

"Yeah, isn't he dead." Jaraiya said.

"No I am not dead Orochimaru brought me back to life to have sex with me. I was scarred for life. But I got away. I've been looking for you every where. At the bars, at the gambling halls!" he kissed Tsunade and he picked her up and they made there way into the back room. And then pounding was heard.

"Ew old people sex, the images!" Naruto yelled.

"N-n-naruto whats g-going on?" Hinata stuttered as she Tenten and Neji walked up.

"Weren't you just here with Naruto a second ago making out with him and his hand on your ass?" Sai asked.

"WHAT?!" Naji asked grabbing Naruto around the neck and dragging him into the living room were Kyuubi won the fight and tied a rope around hi leg, and Byakuguned his body so he couldnt move and then said. "ANKO LOOK A NARUTO PINATA!"

Ankos eyes got a evil gleem in them and then she grabbed a baseball bat from Kiba, who found it In Narutos front hall closet, and had started to hump it.

She brought it above her head and yelled "I shalll get the rum flavored tootsie rolls!!"

And smacked Naruto in the head. "OUCH I AM ALIVE YOU KNOW!"

Anko began to go psycho on the poor Naruto Pinata, and eventually smacked him so hard that the string broke and he was flung right into the bedroom door.

He slide down the door and onto the ground.

"Oww..." Naruto said.

"Tsunade just got laid by her old dead boyfriend." Shikomaru said "How troublesome."

"Ok that word is used way too much by you ok. Why don't you say something like 'Oh crap'

or 'This is fucked up' or even 'This sucks." Sai said.

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