"Wheres Choji?" Ino asked randomly.

"Yeah I haven't seen him here yet." Tenten said kissing Neji.

"Hes not allowed in my house after the christmas party buffet table incident." Naruto said getting up off the floor.

"That was when Sakura Ino and Hinata did their little snow show. Remember?" Shikamaru said.

Flash back

It was Christmas eve of last year and there was a Christmas party at Tsunades place, which was the Hokage Tower.

Ino Hinata and Sakura were dressed up in sexy Santa outfits for the occasion, noone told Temari or Tenten, and they were kinda mad, but then they found out it was just the rookie nine doing it, and they got over it.

"H-h-hey Naruto." Hinata said coming up to him.

"Oh hey h-h-h-hinata." Naruto stuttered when he saw what she as wearing.

It was a sexy one piece short tight red parka with a hoody, it had two pom poms hanging from the hood, and was extremely low cut. You could see her big boobies.

"Hey Naruto." Sakura and Ino said together walking up behind Hinata.

And the nose bleed just came for poor Naruto.

Sakura was wearing a short red leather skirt with white fur on the bottom, and had on what looked like a red leather sports bra with out the straps, and she had on a red choker. And a santa hat.

Ino was wearing a tight red jacket that only tied at the breast. And her 'pleasure area' was only covered by what looked like a thong with fur on the top. She also wore a santa hat.

Naruto had a major nose bleed and was viciously thrown back by the force of the blood exiting his nose.

He flew and hit the wall by were Choji was about to attack the sushi table.

Naruto got up and put his hand on the table for support as he held a shaking hand to his bloody nose.

"Ah my little fishy friends, its time you met my small intestine!" Choji shouted.

Then started to go crazy and ate anything and everything on the table.

He ended up bitting Naruto's hand, which got Naruto really pissed off and he used Rasengan to shot his fat ass threw the wall.

Naruto had to have some stitches on his hand for two weeks. He never forgave Choji for that.

"Thats right. It was horrible. All those sushi gone to waist." Hinata and Neji bowed there heads in respect for the deceased fish.

"Neji! You can see through walls!" Naruto said.

"No shit sherlock." Neji replied.

"What your superman! I thought you got arrested." Sai shouted looking at Neji who just hit him over the head.

"No, idiot im not. That was the guy that works at Frgidar as a janitor, and he didn't get arrested he got a restraining order from Dairy queen. " he said cooly and sexy. (Drools, hes soooo hot. Hes like Sasuke, except a little more emotion. Ok I just have to say this now. After watching Inuyasha with the cold hearted sexy bastard Sesshomaru, Sasuke doesn't seem very cold or mean. I mean just watch an episode of Inuyasha that has Sesshomaru in it and youll see what I mean!

the one with long white hair, and he DOESN"T wear the red outfit.

Hes the one with the fluff on his shoulder. )

(that is a true thing. The super man thingy. There is this guy in my city that thinks he super man. Ill tell you more about it after the chapter)

Why don't you and Hinata use your eyes and looked through the door.

"Oh yeah we can do that." Neji said.

"Byakugan" they both said peering into the dark room .

Inside the room

Sakura was totally drenched from the ran and so was Sasuke. He finally managed to shut the window.

Her shirt was clinging to her skin.

"You better get out of that wet shirt before you catch a cold." Sasuke said sympathetically, NOT thinking any dirty thoughts.

"Fine." she started to tug at her shirt but it wouldn't budge.

Open to the idea because as team mates he's seen her in her bra many times on previous missions were her shirt was torn or she just got hot. There was a ban of it for a while because as she matured after about a year after Sasuke left Kakashi started having bad thoughts about his female student, and Naruto had to keep him away from humping Sakuras leg. She forgave sometimes. She'd also seen him and Naruto in only their boxers, Naruto more because Sasuke left at one point. And Kakashi in his boxers, and the same rule had to go for when Sakura had dirty thoughts about her hot sensei.

Her shirt wouldn't move from her skin.

She started to pull it frantically but it still wouldn't come off.

Sasuke was having a good time watching Sakura try and undress her self.

He even snickered when she almost fell off the bed, but he had wrapped his arm around her waist to keep her steady.

After a couple tries of pulling, now that she was safely secured to the bed Sakura gave up and said "Sasuke could you please helllp meeee?" she fluttered her eyes at him.

He just grunted and grabbed the bottom of her shirt and started to lift it over her head.

'Yes!' Inner Sakura said, not about the fact that he was taking her shirt off, but that she got him to help her.

It stuck a little due to the water but Sasuke gave a quick tug and it came off, but it ripped slightly, he used a little too much force and it made Sakura fly into his chest and nock him to the floor. The ripped shirt on the bed where they once were.

So now Sakura was; blushing, wet, shirtless, sitting on the lower region of the man that she loves and he just made a noise that should only be heard by lovers, when they fell to the ground.

He had a nice blush on his face to, for Sakura had landed on his pelvis and she was moving slightly to get comfortable, boy did he like the felling of her pelvis on his.

If he didn't have his boxers on and she didn't have her jeans on he would of fucked her there and now.

Outside the room

Hinata fell unconscious, he whole face was red. Naruto caught her before she fell.

Neji was blushing like a mad man.

"Well what are they doing?" Shikomaru asked moving Ino to sit ontop of his dick. (Pants are still on)

"They did it... without taking off her...shirt." Naji said slowly still trying to take in what he just saw.

"Wow he's good." Sai said looking at the door as if it might fling open and reveal to sexy people having sex doggy style.

"You know that should be in one of your books Jaraiya." Kakashi said turning to Naruto's substitute sensei.

"What are you wearing? Did you just change? Your mask! Its gone!" Naruto said.

Kakashi was wearing off white pants with his head protector tied to his leg. He also had on a white t-shirt that had the Konoha symbol on it. He had on a black shirt under that one.

"Just now, SOMEBODY threw up on my old one so I had to changed." he said motioning to the now Drunk Ebizu stumbling around like he was and Irish German trying to hit on Anko who 'Hit' on him back sending him through the window that Gai an Lee Broke. (Yup thats be, mostly German and Irish. My dad is half German and half Irish, and all Proud! UP WITH IRISH, DOWN WITH BRITISH!)

Naruto walked over to Hinata and Picked her up. "Im taking her to the other room to let her rest." Naruto said.

"Ok, buy if you do anything else, its your balls!" Naji yelled as he shut the door.

"We good?" Hinata asked cracking one eye open.

"Yup." Naruto said as he kissed her mouth. She smiled into his lips and brought her arms around his neck to deepen the kiss.

He layed them both down onto the bed. ( he has like four guest bedrooms)

He began to nip his way down her collar bone but growled when he got to her shirt.

"You know I think you look a lot better without your shirt on." Naruto said removing it to see the real Hyuga blood line. He took one nipple into his mouth and rolled it around with his tongue.

"Uhhhh." Hinata moaned at he bite it.

Naruto throw off his shirt and stole Hinata into a heated kiss laying his naked chest against hers.

He started to grind his hips through his clothes against her clothed clit.

Hinata moaned as he grinded harder against her.

"Hey, Hinata you ready this time?" Naruto asked huskily.

"Y-yes." Hinata said throwing her arms above her heat and Naruto removed both his and her pants. When he removed her pants he found out that she wasn't wearing any undergarments.

"Well, well, aren't we excited tonight?" Naruto said as he saw that she was wet in her jeans. He stood there in nothing but his boxers.

"Oh yes." Hinata said moving down to his 'mini me' and pulled down his boxers to reveal a very big dick. "I'm the one excited?" Hinata asked as she licked the head of his cock.

Narutos face clenched up and he took in a sharp breath.

Hinata ran her slender fingers down his length and started to pump with her hands as the tip of his cock was in her mouth. He was like 10 inches long. (Pretty damn good eh? Remember he has a demon inside of him.)

Hinata could hear the pants and wines that Naruto made when she took him out of her warm mouth.

Naruto getting mad at her threw her down to the bed and mounted her.

Hinata could only laugh at the Face Naruto had as he positioned himself at her entrance.

"This is what you get for teasing me." he said smirking.

"Thats why I do it." Hinata replied as he entered her roughly.

"AHHH!" Hinata screamed as he began to pump his enlarged dick in and out of her small clit.

They lasted 10 minutes of this torture, then Naruto when he knew he was about to cum, flipped Hinata over onto her stomach and pulled out of her vagina and stuck it in her ass.

"Neji would..Pant...kill me if I pant got you pregnant." Naruto panted as he felt Hinata com hard and slow, her with love juice covering the sheets. 'Good now I can finally cum.' Naruto thought as he cam into her giant luscious ass.

He pulled out and held Hinata to his chest.

They waited 20 minutes and then got dressed and went back to the drunk infested party.

Hinata was limping slightly due to the huge cock that was shoved up her pooper. (Im sorry I just had to say that. Inside joke, right Melena?)

"Hey guys anything new happen?" Naruto said happy like, when he got back to the door.

"No, but you take long to finish up Na-ru-to." Shikamaru said smirking at a red faced with anger Neji. He leapt at Naruto and tackled him to the floor. He got the Kyuubi kicked out of him when Neji was done with his ass. (Not like that crazy fangirls!)

Naruto crawled to the door and slumped against it.

"Way to go, shit face." Sai said sitting next to him.

"Go suck a dick." Naruto replied.

"Graphic are we?" Sai said leaning his head against the wall and closed his eyes, and to what Naruto guessed imagined sucking a dick, by the shape of Sai mouth.

Naruto just scooted away slightly from the half shirt wearing creepy eyed artest.

SORRY ITS SHORT AGAIN. I ACCIDENTLY LOST THE SASUSAKU LEMON SCENE AND I HAVE TO REWRITE IT, SO IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. BUT NOT TOO LONG CAUSE I AM NOW ON SPRING BREAK FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS!

AND I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO WHERE TO GO BUT TO STAY AT MY COMPUTER.

SO REVIEW AND MAYBE ILL GET ANOTHER CHAPTER IN BEFORE MONDAY.

PS,

THE SUPER MAN THING, YEAH THE GUY IN MY CITY THINKS HE SUPERMAN, AND HE STANDS IN FRONT OF THE DAIRY QUEEN, WHICH IS ON A REALLY BUSY ROAD, CALLED DIVISION STREET. IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY SISTERS, SHE SAW HIM (HE WEARS A RED CAPE AND RED UNDER WARE WITH A SUPER MAN SYMBOL ON HIS SHIRT) WITH DARTH VADER, DARTH STOLE SUPERMANS CAPE AND SPRINTED ACROSS THE STREET BUT LOST HIS VADOR HELMET. SUPERMAN PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT ON A FIRE HYDRANT.

TRUE STORY.

Signed

-The Puppet Master