Meh, better keep this going while I'm on a roll.

Summery: Seemingly normal teen girls live the world of IZ. Very funny and extremely random with maybe few inside jokes, allusions to other entertainment, and MAJOR BUSH BASHING! Rated for safety. The story gets a bit creepy later. Reviews welcomed.

Disclaimer: None of us own IZ or anything else except the new names.

I welcome you to our insanity….

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THE ZIM CHRONICLES

"This is insane," Dib stood up and cast a finger at them. "You're going to marry an alien who's going to destroy the planet!"

Erika scoffed, "Chill out, Diz, we all know you're jealous, but it's just a ruse."

Lizz suddenly burped extremely loud. For a tiny girl, ber belch sounded like it came from Paul Bunyon. "Those tacos were great."

Dib, Katt and Erika began arguing while Lizz and Gir played with the chalk from the chalk board, seeing as they were back in the classroom. Gir ate a piece. Zim inhaled deeply and cried, "ENOUGH! I will help you humans under one condition. When she is safe from this evil government, she indeed helps me conquer the world."

Erika shrugged. "Okay. Alright, Catelyn," she placed a hand on her friend's shoulder, "I'm off to the white house. You pretend you're married to Zim, kay?"

Katt sighed and said, "But I want to be single…and go with you."

"No," dramatic music played behind Erika. "You must stay…for the good of the Pendant Trilogy…"

Katt frowned. "You're only helping me so I can write more books."

"Well, that, and you're a good pal," Erika opened the window and spun around dramatically. "So long, suckers!" she opened a parachute and fell backwards laughing. They all heard a thud followed by an "Ouch!" and gathered by the window.

"We're on the first story," Dib pointed out as Erika sat up and rubbed the back of her head.

"So you are," Erika stood up. "So you are…." She then bolted into a run.

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When then skool bell rang, Katt stood by Zim's desk awkwardly. Lizz an dGir had already left to Weight Watchers to watch fat people and eat ice cream in front of them. Zim cocked a brow at her. She blinked at him.

"Come, human FILTH, let us return to my dewling," he said, "where I shall proceed in my world domination plans."

"Okay," Katt said, wishing Erika would come back.

Meanwhile, Erika was headed for the white house. She had to "change" Bush's mind about his immigration policies. She hoped she knew where the white house was located. Meh, she'd find it, eventually.

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Zim and Katt traveled home in silence, and it was a very awkward silence at that. Katt cleared her throat a couple of times, but that was the only conversation they really had. When they reached the oblong-shaped house, Zim frowned at Katt. "You wait here."

Katt frowned skeptically and cocked her head. "Why?"

Zim raised a finger to answered her, then lowered it with a sigh and motioned for her to follow him. She smiled when she spotted Lizz and Gir on the sofa. The little robot was in her lap drinking a milkshake. Lizz smiled back at her and waved. They laughed together and repeated a tune about waffles to each other, and then laughed all over again.

"Do they always do this?" Katt leaned down and asked Zim.

"Yes…."

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"Aha! That must be the white house!" Erika pointed to the white house. "Now, let's go see Mr. Bush, shall we, Dora?"

Dora (the Explorer) looked up at her and frowned sadly. "How could take me away from my home and family?"

"That's the spirit! Now sing the song!"

"But I-,"

Erika shook her fist. "Sing it!"

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Katt pressed her nose to the transparent elevator wall, staring in awe at the underground. "This is so cool!" Katt said more to herself.

"Yes it is, now, QUIT TOUCHING!!!" Zim commanded. Katt pulled back for Zim to spray the glass with disinfectant.

"Katt raised an eyebrow. "Dude, chill out."

"I will NOT 'chill out!" Zim protested. "There is evidable reason why I will not 'chill out'! 'Chilling out' is what I will not do!" He became calm. "Thus, I shall not chill out."

Katt blinked. "Issues…."

The elevator came to a halt. Katt exited before Zim, to Zim;s great disapproval. Katt crossed to the huge computer and began typing.

"WAIT!" Zim cried. "What are you doing, you stupid human?!"

Katt frowned. "Helping you conquer Earth. Duh!"

"Hey, how do you know how to use the computer?"

Katt's eyes became wide. "I don't know…." She paused then continued to type.

"So, exactly how are you going to help me in my brilliant conquest?" Zim asked dramatically.

Katt said sweetly, "Patience is a virtue!"

"What are you doing anyway?" Zim said, looking over Katt's shoulder.

"Katt shifted her eyes and blocked Zim's view. "Nothing."

"It's my computer, you swine!"

"I'm doing something!"

They argued childishly until Zim pushed Katt out of the chair. He looked up to find an unfamiliar game with stacking blocks and annoy music.

"I almost had the Tetris high score, stupid head!" Katt whined.

Zim glared at Katt. "You're playing video games on MY COMPUTER?! I don't have to help you, you know! You have unleashed the wrath-,"

"Alright, alright, don't' get your antenea in a twist," Katt said, sitting back in the chair. She typed some more. A picture of Dib with a bunch of useless infor appeared on the screed. "First things first. Get rid of Dib-dweeb."

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Erika marched into Pres. Bush's office. He looked up from where he was doodling on some contracts with Japan.

"Who done let you in?" he asked in his southern drawl.

Erika slammed her hand on his desk. "I gots a proposition for ya, Bushy!"

"Excuse me-," Erika hopped on the desk and picked up th little pink teddy bear that leaned against Bush's computer.

"Drop the law, or Fuzzy Wuzzy gets it!"

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See what I mean about bashing Bush.

Reviews Welcomed.