I hope you like this insanity so far. If not, why are you still reading?

Summery: Seemingly normal teen girls live the world of IZ. Very funny and extremely random with maybe few inside jokes, allusions to other entertainment, and MAJOR BUSH BASHING! Rated for safety. The story gets a bit creepy later. Reviews welcomed.

Disclaimer: None of us own IZ or anything else except the new names.

I welcome you to our insanity….

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THE ZIM CHRONICLES

Lizz and Gir were playing a slap-clap game while their "masters" were in the lab.

"Bacon!" Lizz piped.

"Bacon!" Gir replied.

They repeated this while….

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"Why is this taking so long?!" Zim complained.

"Hold on, you twit, I'm calling in a favor," Katt replied in irritation. A penguin appeared on the screen.

"Yes, My Lady?" said the penguin in high pitch bird like voice.

"I'm sending you info on this kid here," Katt said in a commanding manner. "His name's Dib. I want you to… 'take care of him.'" She paused. "Oh, and tell Number 17 to send over some sushi."

"Yes, My Lady." He went off the screen.

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Over at Dib's house, dib shuttered.

"What now?" Gaz said bitterly.

"I just had the feeling," Dib said in terror. "That some place far away, a penguin wants to kill me."

Gaz roller her eyes and said, "Dib, I'm not even going to try and understand you anymore." She got up and left the sofa to go to her bedroom and drool over Vic Mignogna (whom was her secret passion). Dib sat on the sofa trying to watch the X-Files when his front door suddenly blew open and a dark figure stood in the doorway with rain behind it. Dib screamed.

"Man, it's really pouring out there," Erika said stepping in and pulling the hood of her rain coat down. "Hi! You're Dib right? Ooh! This is my fave episode of the X-files! Can I join you?"

Before Dib could say anything, Erika sat behind him and gave the ending away. He continued to stare in utter confusion and then asked, "Aren't you the friend of the girls who's planning to help Zim take over the world?"

"What? Oh, yah, that's me. I wonder how's she's doing."

Dib nearly blew up. "Don't you care?! Zim's going to turn your friend into an experiment of some sort!"

"Catelyn? Only if she doesn't turn him into an experiment first." She laughed, "that Catelyn, always an adventure!"

She turned to Dib and took his hands in hers. She looked very sincere. "Anyway, Dib, enough about me, let's talk about you. Don't worry, you're not crazy."

"I'm not?"

"No, and I'm behind you every step of the way. You can reach the world, Dib. I know you can."

Dib's eyes watered. "No one's ever spoken to me like that."

"Come with me."

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Lizz was staring at the big monkey portrait above the couch when Gir walked in with Mini Moose trailing behind him.

"Whatcha doin'?" Gir asked his wife, pulling a taquito out of his head.

"The same thing I do every day, Gir. Try to-,"

"Squirrel!" Gir tossed the taquito into the air and ran to the side door. Mini Moose caught the taquito in his mouth a floated back into the kitchen.

"Gir! No! That's just the Parental Unit Robots!" Gir opened the door anyway, and the two defective robots sped into the room, clanking and whizzing and shouting about toothpaste and homework.

Gir tossed them both a Scooby-snack and walked into the closet. "Squirrel!" he screamed again, and a penguin dashed into the living room, covered in camouflage and yellow snow.

"Hello, Number 12," Lizz waved. He silently held out a package labeled "Penguin Empress." Lizz took it and the penguin waddled over to the couch and sat down.

Knowing Katt, Lizz figured it was sushi, so she put in the freezer, dodging Piggie when he lunged out past her.

"Piggie!" Lizz and Gir yelled in unison. Piggie ignored them and zoomed over to where the penguin was sitting on the couch. They stared at each other silently, for a very long time. –sparks fly and romantic music is heard—

Piggie blinked and then snorted green snot all over Number 12.

"Aww! He likes him!" Gir squealed.

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Down in the lab, Zim's squeetle-y-spooge throbbed. He poked it solemnly until he realized why it was throbbing.

"I sense…LOVE!" he screamed, grabbing Katt by her shoulders and shaking her with all his might (which wasn't much). "DO YOU LOVE ME?!" Zim accused her. She blinked at him blankly for a second then burst out laughing.

"Dude! Am I dragging you around by your hair?" Katt laughed again and scratched her back with her big wooden club.

Zim rolled his eyes at her and took the tube elevator to the ground floor where he found Piggie and Number 12 making eyes at each other, Lizz and Gir techno-dancing to no music, and Mini Moose being chased by the robotic parental units.

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Katt stared at the screen, waiting for a reply from Number 26. Her tummy rumbled mercilessly. She pulled out her bottomless bag of Oreos only to find it empty.

"Stupid false advertising!" she spat, tossing the bag over her shoulder. The bag hit a large button, sending a missile to hit one of Saturn's moons.

"Whoops," she said rising. She shrugged. "It has too many anyway."

Katt took the elevator up to the living room to see utter chaos. She noticed Zim looked extremely irritated by it and smiled in amusement. Her tummy grumbled again. She then saw Number 12, her delivery penguin. She rushed to the kitchen freezer and pulled out her sushi.

"My house has become a disaster area," Zim complained.

"Like it wasn't before?" Katt stated, her mouth full of rice and raw fish.

Zim glared at her. "Shouldn't you be doing something?"

"I am doing something," Katt replied pleasantly. "I'm eating."

Of course, but I mean like HELPING ME CONQUER EARTH!"

Katt blinked. "You have some serious anger issues. But, anyways, Number 26 should get back to me soon. And, look," she indicated her wrist communicator, he can no matter where I am."

Zim smiled evilly. "Excellent." Katt snorted. "What?" Zim asked.

"That is so last Tuesday," Katt remarked. She handed out a California Roll. "Want one?"

Zim cringed. "You humans are disgusting."

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