Summery: Seemingly normal teen girls live the world of IZ. Very funny and extremely random with maybe few inside jokes, allusions to other entertainment, and MAJOR BUSH BASHING! Rated for safety. The story gets a bit creepy later. Reviews welcomed.

Disclaimer: None of us own IZ or anything else except the new names.

I welcome you to our insanity….

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THE ZIM CHRONICLES

Katt shrugged. "More for me." She popped the Japanese goodness into her mouth. Zim shuttered.

Just then, Lizz walked in. "I don't feel so good." She whined.

"What did you eat?" Katt asked while Zim remained to disgusted to be interested.

"Just 3 tacos, 4 Slim Jims, some candy and Cheese Nips," Lizz replied. "And I drank 2 root beers. I don't understand it!"

Katt stared. Zim left the room muttering something about hoe humans were stupid.

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While Erika and Dib walked down the lane, Dib saw something out of the corner of his eye.

"What was that?" Dib panicked, turning around.

Erika turned too. "It's probably nothing."

They continued to walk until they heard a "gwak" sound.

"There's something following us!" Dib yelled, terrorfied.

Erika rolled her eyes. "What are you talking about?"

"I heard a 'gwak'!" Dib exclaimed. "Didn't you hear it?"

Erika's eyes widen. She knew perfectly well that…. Oh, Katt and her schemes!

"Uh…that was me," Erika explained. "It's uh…my new curse word. Now, come on."

Dib continued to follow obediently

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"Ooh, my stomach," Lizz clutched her stomach and practically doubled over. "I guess I should have mentioned I ate 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and that Jello Zim kept in the fridge."

Zim, who was busy yelling at Katt, abruptly stopped and cocked a brow. "What Jello?"

Lizz fell to her knees. "You know? That green jiggly mold?"

Gir clapped his hands and squealed with laughter, "I like the wiggly jiggly!"

Zim'z mouth fell opened and he yelled, "You fool! That wasn't Jello! That was an Irken explosive!!! You'll be blown to smitherines!"

Lizz stopped groaning and stood perfectly still. She then beat her chest a few times with her fist and then belched very loud. It blew Zim, Gir, and Katt against the wall and car alarms went off outside. The monkey in the painting above the couch was whip-lashed and surprised looking.

"well, it was good," Lizz tossed her hair, "C'mon, Gir, let's go egg Dib's house."

"BIG head, he's gotta big head!" Gir cried.

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"You know, I've never had somebody believe me before," Dib said as he and Erika walked down the street, "nobody."

Erika took out a peanut butter sandwich and ate as Dib poured out his life story. "Hey, you want some?" she asked.

"Um, no…that's okay, but seriously, I think ali-,"

"You wouldn't happen to have a glass of milk in your pocket, would you?"

"No, anyway-,"

"We're here!" Erika stopped and pointe d to a building that read, "PAFOLAG". She smiled and said, "I know you can do it."

Dib smiled. "I'm going to do it! I'm going to reach the world! The truth is out there."

Erika smiled. "That's right! It's not in the closet, it's 'out there'!"

"Closet? Um, okay…well, c'mon, let's go in!"

"Right on, my brave little fighter."

Dib chuckled sheepishly. "I am a fighter, aren't I?"

They walked in and Erika waved to a bunch of people sitting around in a circle parked in colorful chairs. They looked at each other, shrugged, and waved back at her. Dib looked like he might explode from excitement. They found chairs and sat down, but Dib could barely stay seated. He couldn't wait to tell them al his theories and beliefs. Erika proceeded to take out a bag of Fudgems and watch two bugs on the floor. She didn't seem like a UFO fanatic, but she seemed ot be a regular here. Suddenly, boy approached Erika and said, "I just want to thank you for showing me the truth."

"Oh, no problem," Erika said, "my new friend, Dib; he's going to talk tonight."

"Welcome, friends!" a man walked up to a podium and said, "we're here tonight-,"

"To uncover the truth!" Dib shot up. "I know the truth! about the kid in my class named Zim!"

"Him to?" Erika raised her eyebrows in surprise. "Wow!"

"No on will understand me," Dib continued. "But now I can speak the truth!"

"You know I always thought something but I didn't think-,"

"Oh this is so liberating," Dib exhilarated. "I-,"

"He's ready to admit he's GAY!" Erika said happily.

Dib went very pale and his eyes widened. "WHAT?!"

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As he hid in the shadows, Number 26 watched this scene. He pressed a few buttons on his wrist communicator.

"Is the task complete, Number 26?" his young ruler asked.

"Well," replied the penguin, "I found out he's gay."

"We already know that!" the Empress yelled. "Is he dead yet?!"

"Um," Number 26 stammered, "well not exactly…."

"Are you for serious, you imbecile!" the Empress scolded.

Number 26 panicked. "My Lady, I'm sorry!"

"You've failed me, Number 26." Her voice became demonic and hoarse. "You will pay dearly."

"No, My Lady! Wait!" she clicked off.

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Katt propped her feet on the computer board and took sip of her Dr. Pepper. She flipped her hair back in frustration.

"That was quite impressive," Zim observed. "Where did you learn? Tell me."

"My own instinct," Katt replied. "I'm not a good person to mess with."

Zim nodded. Katt lifted her pant leg and took out a light saber. She pressed the button, releasing the blade. "You want something done right," Katt said, sinisterly waving th red glowing weapon about, "you gotta do it yourself."

Zim smirked. "I like the way you think penguin human."

Katt smiled smugly. "Me too. Now where did I set that-," An explosion suddenly came from one of Zim's high-tech machines. Katt laughed nervously. "Oh, that's where it went."

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