THE PINK PIG DIARY FOR GIRLS. IF YOU ARE A BOY…

YOU ARE A WEENIE!!!

Date: Monday the best day of me in the year pizza

Name: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii again diary! Don't read my diary.

Today I saw Dib Kid! He has a big head. Why does he have a big head? Tell me. Huh?! HUH?! What was I doing?

Maybe I'll read my book called "Zim's Diary!" It's about an alien named Zim trying to take over a place called Earth. And it has a pretty girl in it named Gaz. And a robot named Gir. He is the best character of all!

Good Night,

GiR

UH OH! I forgot to tell you about Zim's plan. It didn't work. Yesterday in skool, Zim found out from his teacher that humans don't breathe trees!

And I forgot to tell you about this girl Zim likes too. Her name is… uhhhhh Rsl? I think… Uhh, I'll go ask Zim!

Later

Zim said he likes no one and I lies! I must not read good. Oh well. I don't care! I'm still happy, and hungry, I need some waffles. I'll go make some, and you stay right here, okay. I'll put peanuts, and chocolate, and ranch, and pepperoni, and flowers, and dog's tail, and eye of newt, and snacks, and Mario's go cart, and fruit, and sugar, and lots o' sugar, and powdered sugar, and lollipops, and bunny's foot, and Super L - Mart's sugar in it, and lots more stuff!

I need some sugar! But Zim doesn't by anything but snacks! Whaaaaaahhhh! Boo – Hoo! I'm so sad. Why was I sad? I forgot. Sometimes I will forget things. Like that one time when my head exploded, I think that was because I didn't eat any tacos. I wish I had a taco.

Bye!!!

Love ya diary,

Gir

Yes short and annoying, but so cute. Yes, I finally translated Gir's diary to our American English, (I prefer England's English actually. But I live in America, so I am taught to write like this.) Gir does rock, and you know it. I do think that Gir has a short attention span. Because every time ha forgets he forgets what he is writing, he doesn't even bother to read everything that he just wrote. (That is because there is a fly in his bedroom.)

DISCLAIMER THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW, OR THIS CHAPTER: For the last chapter, the paragraph with more the three explanation marks, my friend wrote it, so it belongs to her. Not me.