Summery: Seemingly normal teen girls live the world of IZ. Very funny and extremely random with maybe few inside jokes, allusions to other entertainment, and MAJOR BUSH BASHING! Rated for safety. The story gets a bit creepy later. Reviews welcomed.

Disclaimer: None of us own IZ or anything else except the new names.

I welcome you to our insanity….

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THE ZIM CHRONICLES

"Wait, Dib!" Erika cried. "Come back!"

Dib didn't even turn around, he just kept running and screaming, but at least now he was screaming words. "You're just like the rest of them! You think it's cool to make fun of me because I'm obsessed with aliens!"

Erika had to stop. Her lungs were turning to goo. She panted heavily and waved her hand weakly. "I –gasp- never made fun of you! I –wheeze- didn't even know you liked paranormal stuff… -wheeze-."

Dib did stop. "What made you think I was gay?"

Erika shrugged. "You just seemed so obsessed with that green guy – E.T…no, Alf? Erm, Kane…R2D2-,"

"ZIM!"

"Yah, that's the one!" Erika snapped her fingers, "I just thought you were in love and afraid to admit it."

Dib frowned and said, "Well, I'm not gay."

Erika held up her hand out in mock defense. "Sorry, sorry, sorry." She stood up and dusted the seat of her pants off. "Don't get you briefs in a bunch. Anywho, if you're interested in alien stuff, why don't you just ask Zim about it like a normal person?"

Dib frowned. "Do you honestly think he'd tell me anything?"

Erika shrugged. "I don't' know. If not, just ask Katt, and she'll-ahh!"

She ducked as a penguin in a small plane flew at them, firing Oreos.

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Zim glared at Katt. "What. Did. You. DO?!"

Katt smiled nervously. "Explosive Oreos. I guess I forgot where I put that one."

"And they're not properly stored WHY?!" Zim ranted.

Katt shrugged. She went back to typing. "Aha!" Katt piped happily. "I've got it!"

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Dib and Erika ducked behind a rock as the penguin searched for its target after finally ceasing fire. "That's one of Katt's penguins!" Number 26!" Erika exclaimed, pointing to it.

"What?!" dib yelled. "And you're telling me she'll help me?!"

"Okay, okay, let's not jump to conclusions."

"Jump to conclusions?!" Dib shouted in outrage. "There's a penguin trying to assassinate me!"

"Well, he'll succeed if we don't get out of here," Erika stated, making a run for it, dragging Dib behind her.

"Okay, I think Katt's gone a little too far," Erika said as they ran from flying Oreos.

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Katt and Zim came up to the ground floor, looking much too pleased with them.

"Come, Gir," Zim commanded. "We have things to do."

Lizz folded her arms. "And where are you all going?" she asked. Katt raised an eyebrow. Since when was Lizz parental? "Somewhere."

Katt became distracted be the romance that was Piggie and Number 12 and didn't see Lizz's dissatisfaction.

"You shall see, puny Earth wife," Zim answered. "You shall see…."

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Erika stood in front of Dib and in the penguin's range of fire. Its eyes glowed red and in a deep, mechanical voice it said, "Out of the way, friend of Empress!"

Erika retrieved a banana from no where and began to peel it. the penguin began a count-down to fire. "Five! Four! Three!"

"Oh, would you knock it off? You know good and well you'd never even graze a hair on my head, Catelyn can't sleep at night without her bedtime story."

Dib flailed his arms. "Get out of the way! It'll kill you!"

"No, it won't," Erika laughed. "It'll just try to get me out of the way and if it succeeds…it'll kill you!"

The penguin grew large and cannons appeared on either side of it in place of wings. It's feet retracted inwardly and were replaced with army-tank style wheels. It aimed its main cannon ahead. "MOVE!!!!" It bellowed, prodding Erika.

"No! Get me Catelyn! I'll talk to her myself!" She pushed the enormous gun-barrel away.

"NEVER!! MOVE OR I'LL FIRE!!!" the penguin roared, emitting a powerful, glowing wind.

"I'll scream," Erika stood up and childishly began screaming and head off. CATELYN, NUMBER 26 IS PICKING ON ME!! WAAAHH! CATELYN!"

"No, no! Stop! Shh! I'll get her, I'll get her!" The penguin grew nervous. "Hush! I'll get,"

The screaming girl not only failed to stop screaming, but she also threw herself on the ground and began pounding her fists and kicking her feet. Dib watched; wide-eyed and silent.

"NUMBER 26!" Katt, Zim, and Gir suddenly landed on the ground behind them.

"M'lady!" the penguin bowed. "I can explain!"

Erika sniffled and pointed at it. "He frightened me…."

"It's alright Erika," Katt said comforting her friend. She glared at Number 26. "You are to report back to base immediately! Number 1 will deal with you!"

Two tiny penguins in jet packs appeared and began to drag Number 26 away to Antarctica.

"Now," Katt said popping her knuckles. She eyed Dib. "On to better things." She gave Zim a smirk.

"Shall we?"

"Let's," Zim replied. Both Katt and Zim brought out light sabers.

"Ooooh, pretty," Gir remarked.

"This is where it ends, Dib!" Zim bellowed. "Muahahahahaha!"

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Or is it?

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