Splurge: second take

Pairings:

Jen/Kakashi Amanda/Iruka Todo/Itachi Lily/Kabuto Crystal/Sasuke

Jen was reading the latest volume of Icha-Icha Paradise when Lily bust in through the front door, scaring her off her spot on the couch. "Um… opps?" Lily says and smiles awkwardly.

"Lily! Why did you do that?!" Jen jumps up and looks at the bag Lily is holding out to her. "Is that for me?" Lily nods and Jen glomps her. "Woohoo! Presents!" Jen pulls the contents of the bag out and her smiles drops. "WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS!?!"

"Ah! Don't kill me!" Lily cowers on the floor and Kakashi walks in the room.

"What is going – is that a pregnancy test?" Kakashi spots the box in Jen's hands.

"Um…" Is all Jen has time to say before he disappears.

"Oh my god! You're pregnant?!" Todo and Itachi stand in the doorway surprised.

"Now hold on!" Jen tries to calm everyone.

"What's the matter Kakashi? Run out of condoms?" Itachi asks, obviously bored with the situation.

"Wait a minute!" Jen shouts.

"Is it a boy or girl?" Todo hugs Jen tightly. Just then Crystal walks in with Sasuke. (queue squeal fest)

"Oh my god! This is fantastic!" Crystal joins the hug.

"What's fantastic?" Amanda and Iruka show up at the crowded doorway.

"Jen's Pregnant!" Todo, Lily, and Crystal squeal at the same time.

"OH MY GOD!" Amanda screams and joins the hug.

"WAIT!" Jen screams and pushes everyone back. "I will say this one time so just listen. I am not pregnant."

"Then why do you have that?" Amanda points to the box still in Jen's hand.

"Lily just gave this to me before you all showed up." Jen pauses. "Why exactly are you all here?" Kakashi walks back into the room, Jen hadn't even noticed he had left.

"Wow, you're here already?"

"You called them?!" Jen nearly pounces on him in rage.

"I thought they should know the good news."

"I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Jen screams and throws the box at Lily.

"Oh, well we can fix that." Kakashi wraps his arms tightly around Jen.

"God damn it Lily! I'm killing you!"

"Maybe later." Kakashi throws Jen over his shoulder and walks through a door, Jen yelling the whole time to keep his perverted anything off her. "She'll have to get back to you." Kakashi closes the door and they hear the click of the lock.

"What just happened here?" Todo asks confused.

"That…was…Great! Did you get the pictures?" Lily asks and Kabuto appears out of now where with a camera and a smile on his face.

"This was a great idea." He pulls Lily close and kisses her.

"You set this up?" Amanda looks at Lily surprised and Lily just giggles.

"She is going to kill you later." Todo says. Itachi wraps his arms around her waist and they disappear. (Kakashi's phone call interrupted something cough)

Lily looks around. "Where did the others go?"

"Maybe they were in the middle of something when Kakashi called." Kabuto says suggestively.

"Ow! That doesn't bend that way Kakashi!" Jen's strangely muffled voice calls out.

"Sorry…" Kakashi apologizes.

"Um…" Lily coughs and Kabuto pulls her out the door, the Icha-Icha book Jen was reading earlier in his hand. "Where are we going?" Lily asks.

"To reenact chapter seven." Kabuto relplies.

(((Okay, so it's shorter but I think it's funny.)))