A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. I've been really busy at home and with school. Here's the next chapter. Hope you like!
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!! It's so sad-sniffle-sob.
Chapter 4- AHHH! GRANGER!
Just like Hermione, Harry and Ron had become friends with a Slytherin. While Hermione and Ginny had been off with Pansy, they had been off with Draco. At first all they did was argue about Quidditch. Then the arguments had progressed to scrimmages. They'd gotten past all the hate and insults, thought they still enjoyed poking fun at one another.
Harry and Ron crept into Draco's room the next morning. Knowing that he had come in completely exhausted yesterday, they wanted to take advantage of the sleeping Draco.
(A/N: And I don't mean do anything bad to him.)
Harry went to cover his mouth while Ron held his nose. They waited and about ten seconds later Draco's eyes shot wide open and he leaped from the bed. The duo fell to the ground laughing. Draco scowled and exited his room with Harry and Ron in his wake, laughing all the way to the kitchen.
When the trio arrived, they found Hermione silently crying at the table. Immediately, Harry and Ron ran over while throwing concerned glances at her. They wrapped their arms around her and inquired as to what was wrong.
"Well," Hermione sniffed, "Since that Deatheater showed up….. I can't go to school anymore." She then began to bawl again. The three men in the room had contained their chortles as long as possible. Soon it became too much for them to handle. Their laughter bubbled up and out of the males and they collapsed on the ground, laughing the whole way down.
Draco, being the more dignified one, picked himself off the floor first. About five minutes later, the Devious Duo lugged themselves off the ground and sat down next to Hermione. She glared at the two next to her for they had laughed the longest and hardest.
"Hermy," she scowled at the name, "We're sorry for ridiculing you but, it's only school." Hermione opened her mouth to retort but stopped short when she heard Draco mumble something under his breath. It sounded suspiciously like "pathetic, know-it-all, bookworm'.
Officially fed- up with the males in the room, Hermione drew out her wand. She summoned theirs and before they knew what was going on, she had them in a full body bind. She smirked when the three looked at her with shocked and fearful expressions.
Hermione levitated them out into the foyer just as Pansy and Ginny were descending the stairs. Both were looking at her with confusion in their eyes.
"Hello Pans, Gin. You see these three boys here?" They nodded, "Well, they have been behaving rather naughty. I think they need am punishment, don't you?" They nodded once more, this time with evil grins.
Turning back to the fear-filled Harry, Ron, and Draco, she pulled out her wand. She pointed at the ground and muttered a spell. She had conjured up a large glass bowl. It was just large enough for three very naughty boys.
Hermione then said while pointing at Harry, "Contego Crinis," then to Ron, "Abeo Pilosus Bestia." Lastly, she turned to Draco and with a smirk said, "Verto Niveus Bestia."
After casting her spells on the boys, she levitated them into the glass bowl. Next she attached the ball to the ceiling where everyone could get a glimpse at the hilarious sight. For Harry was covered in hair, Ron was a weasel, and Draco was a…… FERRET! Now it was the three females who couldn't, and wouldn't, hold in their laughter.
………………………………………………………………………………
After Hermione had her fill of laughs, she decided that it was enough punishment. Plus, Ginny and Pansy wanted their men back. Once Draco, Harry, and Ron were back to their original form, Hermione fixed her icy glare on them.
"If you had let me finished before you rudely interrupted me with your laughter, you would have heard that none of you are allowed out either. Not even you Draco."
"What!" exploded Draco, "But I have to go back to the Manor. I'm a spy!"
"Well, Draco, you'll just have to say that you are staying with your dear friend Pansy. Since she is currently residing here, that means you are too." On that note, Hermione skipped away, delighted in Draco's horror.
………………………………………………………………………………...
In need of a relaxing bath, Hermione went into the luxurious bathroom. It contained the pool-sized tub and millions of faucets just like the prefect's bathroom do.
She threw on her bathing suit and dived into the warm, bubbly water. She swam for about thirty minutes. The next time she went under water, Draco stormed in. He too was in need of a relaxing bath. Draco was oblivious to the girl in the tub. He stripped down and jumped in. Hermione came to the surface. At that moment she noticed another being in the bathtub.
"DRACO!" Hermione screamed when he resurfaced.
"Ahhhhhh, GRANGER!" was they reply. After the screaming fit, they stared at each other. That was when she noticed Draco was clad in only his birthday suit. (A/N: for those of you who don't know what birthday suit means, it means Draco was nakey.) Both pairs of eyes widened at this realization.
Quickly Hermione swam to the edge and pulled herself out while Draco covered himself up with bubbles. Before she left the room she turned back to a pink- faced Draco.
Hermione said, "Oh Draco. Nice package." Then she left with the sound of her laughter drifting through the halls. By now, Draco's face resembled Ron's fiery red hair.
………………………………………………………………………………...
A/N: I know that it may seem like a lot of fluff but the having to stay at Grimmauld Place is important. Hint, Hint ;)
Oh, and please review.
Bow down, right now,
The Confused Rabbit
Come on Click it.