Wow.

Fourth chapter.

This one's being typed in school.

Don't tell anyone.

I read over my last chapters and I noticed something.

It's written in a POV that I don't really like…you know that POV that's like…I'm in the story or something. That irks me in other stories. And so I was all like:

"If it irks me in other stories, why have I written in that way?"

So I decided to change it up a little. Without the "me" in it. It will still be funny…I think.

All this during Chemistry.

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Sora woke up to Riku not in bed at all. He pulled the covers off of his small little naked body and walked downstairs. Of course he noticed his nudey-ness and pulled a huge over shirt on.

He made his way to the kitchen and there stood Riku, in all his naked glory…but not really. He was cooking bacon, but he needed a shirt on to do that or else he'd get burned by the grease.

Everyone knows that.

But don't worry. He had pants on too. I don't think he would be all that adorable as Sora in nothing but a huge shirt. Now that's adorable. There I go again…

"Good morning sleepy head" Riku said in his cooking bacon voice.

"Morning!" Sora said in an adorably loud morning voice that would make anyone cringe. But Riku was trained in the almighty 'School of Learning How to Tolerate Sora'.

Sora sat down and a plate of bacon was placed in front of him. Sorry all vegetarians, but I do like bacon…picture it as a special…vegetarian only bacon…?

Riku sat across from him with his own vegetarian bacon and started munching away…while Sora stared at it.

"Something wrong?" Riku asked.

Of course there was something wrong…the bacon was completely burned to a crisp. It was pitch black and hard as a rock.

"Uhh…nothing…nothing's wrong with it." Sora said meekly. He poked at it.

Riku glared and him.

"Oh I see. You don't like it." He said sternly, looking like her was going to lash out in his ultra, serious, seme way.

But the weirdest thing happened.

He teared up!

I mean frickin' eyes full of tears and lower lip quivering. With the scrunched up face and all.

And this is still Riku we're talking about.

Riku.

The strong, "I'm not afraid of the darkness", works under Ansem Riku.

And that, my yaoi loving friends, is a BAD thing.

"Well fine!" And with that he got up and left the table.

Sora stared at him with big wide, 'What the Hell' eyes and opened his mouth.

But still sat their staring at where Riku was last.

Not only in shock about that little outburst, but also by the way Riku ran out of the room.

IT was GAY!

Even though Riku was already gay, this run was gayer then Dr. Evil from Austin Powers run.

It was FAR beyond that.

Riku got dressed and left the house still running like…that.

He passed Kairi, Wakka, and Tidus.

But still kept going.

He was on a roll. Like that movie. Run Lola Run.

Ok, so it's a German movie but, what ever.

Sora was still sitting there, dumbstruck.

Till a sound came from their room.

Sora went upstairs, finally out of his stupor, and looked under their.

Their sat Riku tied up and gagged. Looks like some one likes S&M.

Sora used his little chicken arms and pulled him out from under the bead and untied him.

"Damn that Demyx. He tied me up here and then for some reason told me his whole plot like some movie star villain on crack." Riku explained.

Sora was just quiet the whole time.

Meanwhile, "Demyx" still in Riku's body was still doing his Dr. Evil running.

Not noticing that no one was chasing him. Or that no one will.

Just running…

Riku turned to the dumbstruck Sora and kissed him, completely forgetting what happened and using the bondage to wrap Sora up and have his little kinky way with the big eyed uke.

Had to add something in like that.

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I don't think that was as funny as my other chapters. I just thought I'd say that now before I start my next story. This one about Axel and Roxas.

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This time Roxas awoke with Axel half all over him.

And this caused a huge problem.

Because he had to take a piddle. And Axel isn't exactly light as a feather. In fact, he was almost a ton.

Which make no sense…Because he doesn't look it.

Maybe it the hair gel.

Well anyway, Roxas still had a problem.

The loo was calling him. And he couldn't answer. All he could do was wait.

He moved slightly to try and move the sweaty Axel off of him and go to his destination, but his slight movement cause Axel to become a little Horny…

Because, hey, it's Axel.

Roxas felt the problem. And immediately wanted to wack Axel over the head. This was not the time for any of that.

Axel wrapped his arms around Roxas tighter and that made him have to tinkle more.

At this point I am finishing this at home. Just thought you should know.

And it was kind of a pain. Like his bladder was going to burst.

And it was real hard to move, because with each slight movement of his legs, the more his control over his piddle lessened.

Finally giving up, he pushed Axel with all his might, right off the bed, lept up and ran towards the loo.

Axel, being the rock that he is not taken that way was still asleep, and yes, he did make a dent in the hardwood floor.

Roxas returned from the loo with a relieve look on his face, until he noticed the dent in the floor.

Boy was he mad.

So he got this wonderful idea for getting Axel back for the floor.

He went in his closet, pulled his Organization coat on, and left a note on the table near the bed.

With all that completed, he left, headed towards a certain persons house.

That person just happened to be…XIGBAR!

But not really.

It was Demyx.

OF COURSE IT WAS DEMYX!

Who else would it be?

Sora?

Riku?

Xemnes?

If you guessed any of these or another person then your WRONG!

…don't hurt me…

Roxas knocked lightly on the door, and it slowly opened…

But lets go back to Axel.

He finally awoke, staring at the floor.

Yes, he fell face first into the ground and still didn't wake up.

He was shivering form lack of warmth. So he decided to get up off the hardwood floor.

FINALLY.

He looked around the room for his lovely little blond uke, but found nothing.

Then he noticed the little pink, scented note on the table next to the bed. He stood and picked it up.

Opening it, it said:

"Oh Axel! Help me! Demyx kidnapped me! I don't know what he want's but he had a lustful look in his eyes like when you and me do naughty things! Oh Help!!"

Axel looked up in anger, not wondering at all how Roxas was able to write this and scent it in the middle of being kidnapped. Nor notice the nicely written cursive hand writing.

But hey.

Not implying anything…

Axel doesn't seem all that smart.

That's just me. I still love him to death, but hey.

Whatever.

So Axel grabbed a shirt, some pants, his shoes, a coat, and a random stuffed giraffe. Why? Wait and see.

He ran towards Demyx house, cursing the man for going behind his back and stealing the one thing that he loved.

And the crowd goes aww.

He burst through the door to find…

Hold on, here's a little note from me.

I completely forgot what I was going to make Roxas do with Demyx. I started typing this almost a month ago, and the idea for it drifted from my mind. I'm sure the true idea was better then whatever I am going to make this turn out to be.

Continue.

"What the hell!?" Axel shouted as he walked in on…

Demyx and Roxas playing a harmless game of Uno.

"Something wrong?" Demyx asked.

"Yeah…" Axel said walking towards him and lifting him by his collar. "I'm the only one who plays Uno with Roxas!" Axel said, throwing Demyx in a closet, closing it and locking it.

Axel takes his card playing seriously.

He then turned to Roxas, glare still in place.

"And you!" Axel started.

"Wait, Axel, it isn't what it seems." Roxas started.

"How could you? I thought our Uno playing was special to you. I guess I was wrong." Axel said, disappointment heavy in his voice.

"Axel wait-"

"No! It's over Roxas!" Axel said throwing the giraffe down and storming out. Roxas followed close behind.

"Axel! I don't enjoy Uno with Demyx, he's not as good as you. In fact I love playing Uno with you the most." Roxas said.

Axel stopped in his tracks. He turned slowly, pouting.

"Really?" he asked.

"Yeah!" Roxas said walking up to him, the stuffed giraffe clutched tightly to his chest.

"So what do you say? Do you want little Axel back?" Roxas said, handing the stuffed animal to him.

"…I guess so…" Axel said taking the giraffe back.

Roxas walked towards axel and wrapped his arms around his neck, hugging him. "I'm so sorry." Roxas said.

Axel wrapped his arms around Roxas waist and hugged him back. "I guess it's ok. Come on, lets go home so little Roxas and little Axel can be together again." Axel said, grabbing Roxass' hand and walking home.

Once they got home, they both fell asleep on the bed in each others arms.

A stuffed Giraffe and a stuffed bear wearing the same little outfit sat together on the bed beside Axel and Roxas. Together again.

Leaving Demyx, once again, ignored.

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So that's the end of that one.

Not all impressed.

But good news!

Another Warp Tour is coming up, and if I'm not allowed to go to that one, I'll have more inspiration.

Oh, and to those who thought the whole "Little Axel and Little Roxas back together" meant something along the lines of them doing each other. Congrats! That's exactly what I wanted it to imply.

You are now a pervert dubbed by me!

Yay::applause::

Thank you and good night!

-Ruler of Muffin's.