Ok, this is a cosplay idea for my friends and me. We like the idea, but it does seem a little mean. I thought I'd run it by you wonderful people to see if it really is cruel.
This one might not have yaoi in it, seeing as it's just an idea I wanted to run by you's guys. But I might put some in there somewhere.
Disclaimer: Blah blah blah, don't own anything…
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Axel sat on the side of the street as cars whizzed by. Roxas sitting next to him. Both tired, hungry, and cold.
So why not go home you say?
Well, the fact of the matter is…they were both considerably broke.
They had no money, which led to having no house or food. So…yeah…that's their problem.
It all started way back when Axel was a little lazy red haired boy. He grew up in a loving family, in a loving house, in a loving neighborhood.
And throw in an extra love.
Well, most would love that. Most would pay much money just to get all of that. But not our Axel, oh no.
You see, he wasn't all that happy. He was just…satisfied with everything. Nothing made him jump with glee; all he did was shrug his shoulders.
Noticing his satisfaction, he decided to leave it all. He went to school for the last time, and met up with Xemnes.
Now I didn't say this earlier, but Xemnes is the head Hobo. Axel and Roxas follow his every-hobo-word…
So anyway. Xemnes made a team of all knowing, all powerful people…then tossed them to the side and made another organization.
He started with Organization I and went all the way to XII. None worked.
Or it just could be the fact that no one wanted to continue Xemnes's quest. It was a pretty hard quest. Though all the members had to do was get a good picture of Sora and they were praised until someone else brought in a better one.
People got fed up and called him a sick, perverted…pervert!
And all this happened in one day. So getting tired of making new organizations, he decided to make a XIIIth one and that would be his last one.
He rounded up some people he thought were trust worthy and thought to himself 'I've got some great people here.'
This organization consisted of Axel of course and a bunch of other, in no particular order:
Xigbar, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saïx, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, and Roxas.
Though he loved them all like family, his favorite was Roxas, because Roxas happened to be friends with the little, chicken legged boy Xemnes was lusting after.
Everyone got that vibe, so they started to not like the blond boy. And they didn't like Roxas either. 1
Though our boy Axel liked the little blonde Roxas. In fact, he was infatuated with him. Trying to always get near him, taking unwanted pictures of him while he wasn't paying attention, and making a shrine to him in his closet.
Well, back to Xemnes.
Xemnes loved his little "family" so much, he got them all matching leather coats, which might I add, weren't the cheapest things in the world. And the cheapest things in the world are hugs. I know.
Each week, they would meet, talk about things, pretending to hear the rant Xemnes went on about, and took some pictures of Sora, just to appease the pedo man.
After a while though, the expenses for Kinko's started coming in and they weren't exactly small numbers, and I should know…Oh never mind.
It started with Roxas. He didn't have much money to begin with. But he had to take all the pictures, since he was close to Sora.
It continued down the line till it almost caught up with Xemnes. He having just enough money, and not noticing the terrible debt they were in, decided to have a wonderful party.
Everyone got drunk, and Xemnes ran out of money. All their parents stopped loaning them money once they found out what it was being used for. And trying to explain that you now work for a maniacal man who lusted after a 16-year-old boy wasn't the best thing to say.
So they all ended up outside the bar.
Cold,
Hungry,
And very hung-over.
Though, during their night of partying, Roxas ended up in the arms of Axel, them doing un-speakable naughty things…though I will speak it…after this paragraph.; Demyx ended up knocked out in a trash can; Xemnes passed out hugging his Sora plushie; and everyone else I don't care about passed out.
Now for the unspeakable, naughty things. I'm not going into a lemon, though this is M rated.
Let's just say, clothes were taken off, heavy panting was heard, and loud loud moans came from the bathroom of the bar. Though to solve the heavy panting, they could have turned the AC on…but whatever. 2
Done?
Ok.
So, out in the cold they were. More-so Axel and Roxas, what with the non-clothing thing.
And that takes us back to the beginning. All of the members were sitting in the cold, holding signs.
Xemnes, thinking he had seen the back of Sora, ran off after some random person.
And that is what became of the Organization XIII.
The end!
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1- If you don't understand, the first blond was Demyx. So it's like they didn't like the blonde. And they also didn't like Roxas…Get it?
2-I have a friend who noticed while reading a Yaoi manga, that the main character boys were always panting heavily. Her solution to solve this problem was to turn on the AC. I couldn't turn up this opportunity to put this in my story.
This was no where near as long as my other chapters, but this was just a little story to ask if this was a cruel idea.
So what do you think?
Is dressing up as some Organization members as hobo's a bad idea or is it somewhat funny?
Please review your answers. We really would like to know.
Thanks for reading!
Sincerely,
-Ruler of Muffin's