The Real Prologue: A Rouge's Welcome
At Mario and Luigi's house, Luigi is making some breakfast, and Mario is watching some TV.
Parakarry: Mail call!
(Luigi runs out, grabs mail, and go inside.)
Luigi: Mail's here! Let's see. Bill, bill, magazine from "Playtoad"?
Mario: That must be Wario s'.
Luigi: No it says "Mario"
Mario: Oh look! A letter from Peach!
Luigi: May I read it to you?
Mario: No! Its mine! Get your own letter! (Runs to room.)
Mario:(Reads letter)
Dear Mario, I'm on avacation and I'm in a town called Rougeport. Along the way, went and purchise a map from a shopkeeper.He told that the map leads to an ancient treasure. I would love it, if you came along with me to find it. Please come. If you don't, I'll rip your eyes out. Okay? Love, Peach. P.S The map is in the letter.
Mario: I'm going on a trip! Be back soon!
Luigi: Don't you want some...
(Mario leaves)
Luigi: He never has time for me!(Starts crying)
(He then takes a boat trip to Rougeport.)
Capt.: Here we are! Rougeport! Full of drunks, theives, gangters, and hookers.
(Mario gets off the boat, but hears a scream.)
Goombella: What the hell do you want with me, you freaks!
Lord Crump: I just want you to tell me about the Crystal Stars, and maybe give me some money, honey.
Goombella: Like I'll tell you anything, and I'm not giving you jack!
Lord Crump: Okay then! We'll just take you to our fortress! Get her, X-naut!
X-Naut: Yes sir, Lord Crunch!
Lord Crump: ...
X-Naut: I mean Lord Crump.
Goombella: Get away from me! I'll yell "Rape"! I'll do it!
Mario: Hey! Leave her alone!
Lord Crump: Why should I?
Mario: Because, I'll tell your mommy!
Lord Crump:(sarcastic) Oh-no. Not my mommy. What should I do.
LC's mom: Crumpy! Are you trying to rob people, again!
Lord Crump: Mother! I'm trying to do my job! Go away!
LC's mom: Why should I?
Lord Crump: Because the good guys are going to get away! Now, if you excuse me, I...
(Mario and Goombella are long gone)
Lord Crump: Damn you, mother!
LC's mom: Well! Someone isn't going have cake, when we get home!
Lord Crump: Poopie.
At the plaza...
Goombella: Thank you so much! (She kisses him) Now, what's your name?
Mario: Its Mario. You?
Goombella: Its Goombella! Strange, I've heard your name somewhere, before.
Toadsworth: Master Mario! I've found you at last!
Mario:Ohhhhhhhh great.
Toadsworth: The Princess is missing! I've search high and low for her, and I can't find her! And blah, blah,blah, and...
Mario: Shut UP! Stop talking! You're mouth keeps goingon and on like that battery!
Toadsworth: Well then! I'll be at this inn, if you need me.
Goombella: Like, what's your problem? He just wanted you to look for the Princess!
Mario: Well, I had to get him to shut up. He can be very annoy.
Goombella: Hey, what's in your pockets? Look's like a map.
Mario: It is a map. I just got it today. (Shows her map.)
Goombella: Cool! Hey, let's go my Prof. house.
Mario: Okay.
(The both of them find it in three hours.)
Goombella: Prof. Frankly! Hello!
Prof.: Who's there? What do you want?
Goombella: Hey, Prof.! Can you guess who this goomba is?
Prof.: Are you that little brat I had last year?
Goombella: No. I think you're thinking of Goombreil or Elizagoom.
Prof.: Then you're Goombella. Anyway, what are you doing here?
Goombella: I'm looking for the treasure hidden here in this dump! I also met this guy who saved my life!
Prof.: What's his name?
Mario: It'a-a-me! Mario!
Prof.: WHO!
Mario: Mario! Prof. Crazy von Yellalots!
Prof.: Whatever. Anyway, let's go down to Rougeport sewers!
Mario: Why? I don't want to smell like crap all day!
Prof.: Because, there's something down their I want to see!
(So they all go down to the sewers, till they saw the goomba famliy.)
Goomba: Hey baby! What' s up?
Paragoomba: Why don't you come with us, and dump those two losers!
Prof.: Okay! I'll just...
Spikegoomba: Not you! We were talking to the girl!
Goombella: No way, you weirdos!
Goomba: Meanie! Let's get them! (He girly slaps them.)
Mario:(sarcastic) Oh, that hurt. (Beats him with a hammer.)
Goomba: Ouch! Run away!
(They all run away.)
Prof.: Let's keep going.
(So they all go down to the part where that treasure chest is.)
Goombella: What is that?
Mario: Its a treasure chest, dumbass!
Goombella: I knew that!
Chest: Whoa! Who's that out there? Can you hear me, now?
Mario: Yes, we can hear you.
Chest: Good. So, can you guys let me out? I'll return the favor!
Prof.: Well, I found a key, so I guess I can let you out.
(They open it)
Chest: Eee Hee! Fools!
(The background changes into the purple ish.)
Chest: Did you really think that a young girl was in here!
Mario: Well, when I heard the "eee hee", I thought you were Micheal Jackson.
Chest: Whatever. Now, I will curse you!
Goombella: Is that it?
Chest: Uh, yeah.
Mario: Well, I'm leaving.
Chest: Don't go! (Sings Akon: "Lonely") I'm sooo lonely. I have nobody. On my own!
(They all leave.)
Chest: Damn it!
(Then Mario steps on the panel, does that airplane move, and they're in that room where the door is.)
Mario:(steps on panel) I'm king of the...
(Then that lightshow happens, with the map, and it shows him the first crystal star.)
Goombella: What happen?
Prof.: I don't know but I think we should go back to my place.
At the Prof's house...
Prof.: Amazing!
Goombella: What is?
Prof.: How Mario is able to use a special move.
Mario: What's so special about that?
Prof.: Let me just explain...
A few hours later...
Prof.: That's why its important. Now go out and find those stars!
So Mario and Goombella went back to the sewers and headed straight for Petalburg.
End of Prolouge.