Chapter 1: Castle and Dragon

RCG: Sorry Chap.1 took so long. (Stupid school.) Anyway, please read and review! PS: RCG stands for Richcyborg Gal.
Mario and Goombella came out of the pipe from Rougeport to Petal Maedows. They were on the field.

Goombella: Goodness! Look at this field!

Mario: Oh Lord! Look at the sky!

(They both looked up to see a dragon flying to a dark castle.)

Mario: Holy smoke! What is that?

Goombella: Its a dragon, retard.

Mario: I knew that! I was just testing you!

Goombella:...

(So the two went to find the village and in two minutes, they find it.)

Koopa: Howdy! Welcome to Petalburg! Full of wussies and cowards!

Mario: Then why isn't called "Wussyburg"?

Koopa: I don't know! Ask the writer of this story!

Richcyborg gal: Because that's how the people ,who made the game, wanted it to be!

Goombella: Why is there so little of you?

Koopa: Because a dragon, called Hooktail, eats us for breakfast.

Mario: So that's the dragon we saw!

Goombella: Thanks, greenboots. By the way, do you know anything about the Crystal Stars?

Koopa: No, but Mayor Kroop might know. His house is the rainbow colored one.

Mario: That's interesting. Let's go.

(They find a rainbow colored house and they go in. They see a old koopa with huge eyebrows.)

Mario: Hello?

Mayor: Who's there? Is this the FBI?

Mario: No. My name is Mario and...

Mayor: I didn't rape her! She just came on to me and...

Goombella: Look, old man, we didn't come here to listen to your story. Just tell us about the Crystal Stars!

Mayor: And I...what? You just want to know about the Crystal Stars?

Mario: Yes, you ijit! That's what we've been trying to tell you!

Mayor: Okay then, meanie! What's your name?

Mario: Mario.

Mayor: Okay, Murphy! Now...

Goombella: No. Its "Mario".

Mayor: Yes, I know Texas isn't a city. Now to find that star, you need to get the stone keys, take the keys to Hooktail Castle, and beat the dragon.

Mario: What's at Hooktail Castle?

Mayor: The damn thing you're looking your looking for!

Mario: Stop yelling at me!

Mayor: (starts crying) How dare you yell at a elderly Koopa! Police!

Snifit Patrol: Is there a problem, Mayor Droop?

Mayor: Yes, and its "Kroop". These two hoodligans are verbally abusing me!

Snifit Patrol: Is this true?

Goombella: Hell no! This old fart's lying!

Snifit Patrol: How dare you call Mayor Soup an "Old Fart"!

Mayor: Its "Kroop".

Snifit Patrol: Whatever. You two are under arrest for the harassment of Mayor Poop!

Mayor: ITS KROOP!

Snifit Patrol: Whatever! Tyrone! D'Sean! Let's kick some ass!

(Mario and Goombella run to the Koopa at the gate.)

Gatekeeper: Oh shiznite.(Gets ran over by the Police.)

(Mario and Goombella then run all the way to the Shhwonk Fortress.)

Mario: That was close. (Turns to see a Thwomp statue.)

Goombella: Sweet! A statue! I get to urine on it!

Mario: No you don't! I'm the hero! I go first!

Statue: Hey! I'm a live statue!

Goombella: It talks!

Mario:(sarcastic) No really.

Statue: Anyway, I heard that you two are travelers, looking for the stone keys.

Mario: Do you know where there are?

Statue: I know where there are.I'll tell you if you do something for me.

Goombella: Is it physically, mentally, or sexually.

Statue: Mentally, but if you want...

Mario: Its not going to happen.

Statue: Okay then! Let's play...(background changes.) THE SUPER FUN QUIZ SHOW!

Audience: Yay!

Statue: Today on our show, we have some special guest, today! The rules are simple as a pimple.

Mario: How are pimples simple?

Statue: Hey! I'm the host and I'll ask the questions! Now, I'll ask five, "fun",questions. If you get three wrong...

Audience: You get slimed with toxic waste;causing you to mutate and become a freak! Yay!

Statue: That's right! Get all five questions right, and you'll get a mysterious prize!

Mario: What's the mystery prize?

Statue: Now if I told you, it wouldn't be a mystery, now will it? On to the first question!

Mario: I hate triva.

Statue: And triva hates you. Question #1! What is the square root of pie? P-I-E?

Mario: I thought you said these were fun questions!

Statue: I lied.

Goombella: That's easy! There is no square root of pie! P-I-E!

Statue: That's correct! Question #2! Is there such a thing as a flying unicorn? (These questions suck.)-RCG

Mario: I don't know.

Statue: That's correct! Question #3! Do you know the Muffin Man?

Goombella: The one who lives on Durly Lane? Of course!

Statue: That's correct! Question #4! Pretend your a bus driver. You pick up 30 people, then you drop off 10, and pick up 20 more. What color is the bus driver's eyes?

Goombella: Um... blue?

Statue: That's correct! Now for the final question! How many letters are in the word "The Alphabet"?

Mario: That's easy! 26!

Statue: WRONG! The anwser is 11! You lose!

Goombella: But you said if we got three questions wrong, we lose!

Statue: Oh yeah. I forgot. But I the producer, director, and host so that means you lose!

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Statue: SHUT UP!

Audience: ...

Goombella: You jerk! Let us out!

Statue: Okay, but you have to anwser me this last question. When traveling at a subsonic speed, during the last hour of hypersleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quicken? Be serious. This is a real question.

Mario: Bananarama?

Statue: Damn you and your knowledge! You can past.

(So Mario and Goombella climb down the pipe and its a secret passage, fulled with water.)

Mario: Damn! Its like a river down here! (Sees something gilttering)

Goombella: I think those are the stone keys!

Gold Fuzzy: Hey! What are you guys doing here?

Mario: Um to get those keys from you?

Gold Fuzzy: Well, I'll fight you for them!

(Mario setsa fire flower down and burns it)

Goombella: That was fast. Now, lets get out of here! My ass is freezing!

(They leave the cave.)

Mario: Now what are we going to do about the Mayor?

Goombella: We could go to the Mayor and apologize.

Mario: Fine!

(They go back to the village to see the Mayor)

Mario: Excuse me? Mayor Kroop?

Mayor Kroop: Who's that? Is this the police?

Goombella: No, but were just here to al...

Mayor Kroop: You whippersnapper! When I was you age, I...(falls asleep)

Mario: Okay. Let's just go andget the Crystal Star.

(They leave the village till they here a voice.)

Koops: Um. Excuse me.

Mario: Who are you?

Koops: Hi. My name is Koops and I was wondering if I could... join your party?

Goombella: Why?

Koops: Because I want to get revenge on Hooktail for killing my dad!

Mario: No! You look weak! No more freaks!

Koops: Why not? Are you a racist against Koopas? I'm calling the police!

Goombella: No! Don't! You can come with us! The more the merrier!

Mario:(thinks to himself) Great.More freaks. First a goomba, now a koopa. Who else? Pee-Wee Herman?

Koops: Now let's go to the castle!

(They were about to leave when...)

Koopie Koo: Koops. Are you serious? You're not really going to that castle, are you?

Koops: Hell's yeah! I'll be back!

Koopie Koo: But you'll die! Your weak, anyway, so what's even the point of going?

Koops: But I'm going there to not be weak! I'm showing you that I'm not a baby!

Koopie Koo: Fine! Go! When you're dead, I'll have an affair!(leaves)

Koops:FINE!

Mario: Right. Let's go.

(They are go to the field where the stone warp pipe is.)

Goombella: Great. A puzzle. I love puzzles!

Mario: (takes out hammer) I don't. Let's whack it down to size.

Goombella: Then, what was the point of collecting the stone keys?

Mario: To kill some time.

(Mario breaks it down. Then they go down in the pipe and go to the castle)

Koops: So this is "Hooktail Castle"

Goombella: Okay, then. Let's go.

(They walk around the castle till they see some red bones blocking a door)

Mario: What is that?

Koops: I don't know but I'm going to kick it.

RB: Who dares awaken me from my sleep? I will bury you!

Mario: You gotta chase us first!

(So the dead Koopa chase the gang all the way to the top of the castle where Hooktail is)

Hooktail: Whose there? I will eat you!

Koops: You're going to reget killing my dad!

Hooktail: I didn't kill him! I ate him!

Koops: That's it! (Koops beats the crap out of Hooktail)

Koops: I did it! But where's my dad?

(Hooktail spits him out)

Koops: DAD! You're alive!\

Kooply:Who the Hell are you?

Koops: Its me, dad! Koops! Your son!

Kooply: I have a son! Well, I'm going home to get a beer. (walks away)

Goombella: Hey, your dad drop something! Its the Crystal Star!

Everyone: Horray!

And so Mario, Goombella, and Koops found the first Crystal Star. But they're many more to be found. Yes, their adventure has just begun. Now we'll take a short break.