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EPILOGUE: The council of El Ron
Two weeks later
"Ron, do you know who Orlando Bloom is?" Harry and Ron were sitting on their own on the Hogwarts Express. The girls were off buying snacks, and of course they wouldn't have the pleasure of the twins' company this year. It was just the two of them, blokes together.
"No. Oh, wasn't he one of the students from Durmstrang in fourth year? The one with the eye patch and the black teeth?"
Harry thought on this for a moment. "No, Ron, that's definitely not him."
"Oh. Well then I don't have a monkeys who he is. Why?"
Suddenly Harry was fascinated with the windowpane. "Oh, no reason. Ginny just has a picture of him in her room, is all."
There was a moment of profound silence. The two friends exchanged looks. "Muggle git," they said in unison.
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