Halftime SHOW! This is a mini chapter of Princess Peach and Bowser.Also it explains how Mario gets to the next place. Enjoy!
Peach's side:
Peach was held captive(as usual).However,it wasn't at Bowser's castle. It was at a different lair.
Sir Grodus: Ah. Princess Peach. You may speak when spoken to.
Peach: What do you...
Sir Grodus: No, not now.
Peach: So...
Sir Grodus: Not yet.
Peach:(silent)
Sir Grodus: Now, you may talk.
Peach: What do you want with me?
Sir Grodus: Simple. Just tell us where the map is and we won't use force.
Peach: What map? I don't know what you're talking about!
Sir Grodus: Yes you do, you lier! We know you had the map!
Peach: But I don't have it! I think you have the wrong person.
Sir Grodus: No, I don't. Listen, Princess. We're not rainbows and butterflies. We X-nauts are rough people and if you don't tell us...
X-naut: Sir Grodus! We have news! The Crystal star is gone!
Sir Grodus: WHAT! How?
X-naut: All we know is that its a gay Iltalian person, wearing red overalls.(No offvense to the Iltailians)-RCG
Peach:(whispers) That's Mario!
Sir Grodus: What did you say? Who's Mario!
Peach: Your dad in a banana suit. Nobody!
Sir Grodus: Fine! If that how you want to play, then I'll send you our "evil" room! X-Naut!
X-Naut: Yes?
Sir Grodus: Take the Princess to the "evil" room!
(They take her away)
Sir Grodus: You! X-naut! Bring Lord Crump and the Shadow Sirens!
X-Naut: Yes sir, dude! I mean Sir Grodus, dude. I mean...
Sir Grodus: Just shut up and go!
3 minutes later...
Lord Crump: I'm telling you, Beldam! Its true!
Beldam: I don't believe you when you say Monks don't talks!
Sir Grodus: Actually, some Monks do talk and some don't.
Both: Ohhhhhhh.
Sir Grodus: Anyway, I called you ,Lord Crump,so that I want you to find the next crystal star in Boggy Woods. Beldam, I want you stop this "Mario" person. Okay?
Both: Yes, Sir Grodus. (They leave)
Meanwhile...
Peach is in the "evil" room, which turns out to be a normal room.
Peach: Sigh. Here I am, again. Kidnapped.
(Door opens all by itself)
Peach: Okay. That's weird.
(She goes in and finds a bathroom.)
Peach: Oh! A shower! I think I'll take one!
(She take a shower but doesn't relize there is a camera in the stall)
Sir Grodus:(Watching Peach in his head)That's it. Keep washing, you sexy beast!
X-naut: Uh... Sir Grodus? Who are you talking to?
Sir Grodus: No one! Get back to work!
(After the shower, Peach puts her dress on, walks out the door, and another door opens.)
Peach: Okay. This is starting to freak me out.
(Peach goes through the door and sees an elevator.Then the door, again!)
Peach:What the hell is going on?
(She goes through the door and sees a giant computer)
TEC: Welcome, Princess.
Peach:Who said that? Whose there?
TEC: Ha. You silly girl. I'm right above you and you don't even notice.
Peach:(looks up) Who are you?
TEC:My name is TEC-XX. You may call me TEC. I'm the world's perfect computer.
Peach: Okay, TEC. Anyway, could you tell me who was opening those doors?
TEC: That was me. I led you here.
Peach: Why?
TEC: Earlier, I was watching you and my circuit went arwy, and...
Peach: Get to the point! We don't have all day!
TEC: I relize that I want to observe you.
Peach: You want to observe me?
TEC: Yes.
Peach: ... Um... That's weird. Could it be that...
TEC: That what? Please tell me.
Peach: That you might be in love with... me?
TEC: Love? What is "love"? Its it a breakfast cereal?
Peach: What? You don't know what love is?
TEC: No.
Peach: Love. How can I explain this. Love is a feeling that two people get when they reallyl ike each other.
TEC: ...
Peach: Phycally, and emoctionally.
TEC:... I still don't understand.
Peach: Nevermind. You're just a computer.
TEC: Not just any computer. A super computer.
Peach: Right. Can you let me out?
TEC: No. I can't. But maybe you teach me this "love" thing.
Peach: Two things. 1. Hell naw! 2. You jerks kidnap me like common koopas!
TEC: You are angry. That emotion I can understand. For now, why don't you get some rest. And I'll just watch you sleep.
Peach: What?
TEC: Nothing.
Peach: Um. Okay. Good night.(Leaves)
TEC: Good night, Princess.
Bowser's Side:
Our story begins as Bowser come in his castle.
Bowser: KAMMY! You crusty old hag! What did you need me for?
Koopatrol: Your Nastiness. The crusty old hag will be here, shortly.
3 hours later...
Kammy: I'm back!
Bowser: Finally! What took you so long!
Kammy: I had stuff to do. Anyway, I had something to tell you.
Bowser: What is it?
Kammy: Mario is on vacation.
Bowser:... That's it?
Kammy: Well, yeah.
Bowser:... That's all! Are you going to call me everytime that man coughs!
Kammy: But there's more! You see there is a treasure called the Crystal Stars. Whoever has them, has ultimate power!
Bowser: Your point?
Kammy: If Mario isn't here, then we could get the treasure, and rule the world!
Bowser:... Oh! I get it!
Kammy: Oh, by the way. Do you like tacos/ burritos?
Bowser: I love them! Why do you ask?
Kammy: Well, I was thinking our taking the the whole gang to Petalburg, for a picnic. I just wanted to know if it was alright.
Bowser:... YOU IDIOT! This is why my plans never work!I work with blockhead! (Stomps his foot, angrly.)
Kammy: King Bowser! Please! Remember what the doctor told you!
(Kamek walks to Kammy, and whispers something in her ear.)
Kammy: My Lord! We have a problem! It seems that Princess Peach has been... kinapped! (Bum, bum, BUM!)-RCG
Bowser: WHAT! Who would do such a thing! Besides me!
Kammy: Well, I just got this, so I really don't know.
Bowser: Well, I'm going to find her! (Flies away in his clown moble thingy.)
Kammy: Wait for me!
Mario's side
Mario, Koops, and Goombella, were standing around, doing nothing.
Koops: So, I guess we should go back underground?
Mario: I guess. There's nothing to do here.
Goombella: Alright. Let's go.
So Mario, Koops, and Goombella, went back to the pipe and to the Thousand Year Door.
Mario: Now what do we do?
Goombella: My guess is that you have the use the Crystal Star to find the next one.
Everyone except Goombella: What?
Goombella: Just get on the damn thing.
(Mario goes on it and the light show happens again. The map points the next star to Boggy Woods.)
Mario: Where the fart is that place?
Koops: Maybe we should go see the Professor. Frankly.
Mario: No way, pal! My ears still hurt from the last time he yelled in my ear.
Goombella: Well, bring earplugs!
At the Prof. House...
Prof. Frankly: This is interesting.
Goombella: What?
Prof. Frankly: Did you know the every 3 seconds, a girl gets pregant!
Everyone except Frankly: ...
Prof. Frankly: What? Its true!
Goombella: What about the map?
Prof. Frankly: Oh that? Well, its underground, somewhere. You just have to find it. Also, be on the look out for little things called Punies. They're very small.
Mario: Okay. Let's go!
(The gang go back underground, where Mario was cursed, and they see a Puni.)
Koops: Hey. What's that thing?
Mario: That would be a Puni. Let's talk to him!
Punio: Don't eat me! Please! I taste bad!
Goombella: Were not going to eat you! (whisper to Mario) Not yet. Wait until I say so.
Mario: Darn.(puts away fork anf knife)
Punio: What was that?
Mario: Nothing!
Goombella: Anyway, are you lost little guy?
Punio: No. I was just looking for help.
Mario: Why?
Punio: Cause, there is this evil gang called X-Naut, and there looking for some star.
Koops: X-Naut? Sounds like tissues. To the extreme.
Punio: I know! Anyway, could you guys help me out? We could give you a reward!
Mario: Okay
So Punio took Mario and the gang to the Boggy Woods, where the next Crystal Star was.
End of the Halftime show! Sorry it took so long to write!-RCG!