Chapter 2: The Great Boggy Woods
Note: This story sometimes makes fun of Preppy people. (I hate Preps, btw)-RCGAs Mario, Goombella, Koops and Punio got off the pipe, they looked around the myserious woods.
Mario: Whoa. This place. It feels strange. Has anyone seen the movie Tron?
Goombella: No
Koops: No
Mario: No
Punio: Yes. Wait... no. If we keep going, we'll be close to the Boggy Tree!
All: Hooray!
(They all keep walking till they see three shadow people)
Beldam: Now, Vivian, what's our plan again?
Vivian: A. We first find Mario. B. We take his map. C. We return the map to Sir Grodus.
Beldam: Excellent! Now, I... Vivian! What is that?
Vivian: Its a necklace! I found it on the ground.
Beldam: Disgusting! You could get AIDS from that! Whatever, just hand me that wanted poster.
Vivian: What poster? I don't have that!
Beldam: Yes you do, you stupid twat!
Vivian: "Twat"? What's a Twat?
Beldam: Its your mom! Now find that poster!
Vivian: We have the same mom!
Beldam: Shut up! (slaps Vivian)
Mario: Okay. I think we'll avoid these guys.
(They avoid them and they keep walking. Finally, they reach the tree.)
Punio: Well here we are. I... Hello! I'm talking here!
Mario: (not listening to Punio) So this is the Tree.
Koops: Its bigger than the great Deku Tree in Legend of Zelda!
Punio: ... Anyway, that door wasn't there before!
Goombella: What door?
Koops: The one that has the high tech stuff on it.
Goombella: I knew that!
Punio:It wasn't there before!
Mario: Oh well. I'll go get a chainsaw.
Punio:Wait! I remember something! Madame Flurrie can help us!
Koops: Who?
Punio: Madame Flurrie! She has a power that she use to help us! Let's go to her!
At Flurrie house's...
Flurrie: Ahem!
RCG: Okay! At Madame Flurrie's house!
Flurrie: Thank you. Anyway, WHERE THE FART IS IT! I can't, like, find my necklace!
Back at the tree...
Mario, Koops, Goombella, and Punio went to Madame Flurrie's house. When they got in, it was empty.
Punio: Madame Flurrie! Where are you?
Flurrie: Who's, like, there?
Punio: Its Punio!
Flurrie: Oh Punio! Like, what are doing here?
Punio: Well, we need your help! There's a door and I can't open it myself! Can you help?
Flurrie: I would but I,like, lost my necklace. I can't go anywhere with,like, without it!
Koops: I think I saw a necklace at the beginning of this story.
Mario: Great. Now we gotta go back!
(They all leave her house and they go back where the shadow folk are.)
Beldam: Well, Vivian, your stupid arguing cost us to miss Mario! Isn't that right, Marilyn?
Marilyn: Guhh. (I don't know.)
Beldam: Anyway, I found the poster, so let's see this "Mario"person.
All girls: OH LORD!
Beldam: This man is handsome! Wait, I think I've seen him before. Vivian!
Vivian: What now, you hag!
Beldam: Because of you, we miss Mario!
Vivian: Why are you always blaming stuff on me? You're the one who had the poster all along!
Beldam: No I didn't! Stop blaming stuff on me! And I was going to give back your necklace, too!
Mario: Did someone say "Necklace?"
Beldam: Yes. Why do you ask?
Mario: Because, we're looking for one.
Beldam: Oh. Well, I have one and...wait! I mean, we've been looking for Mario!
Koops: Okay...who are you guys?
Beldam: We are...
Marilyn: The three...
Vivian: Shadow Sirens.
Beldam:No, no, noVivian!
Vivian: What?
Beldam: You said it wrong!
Vivian: What did I do wrong? I said the word!
Beldam: But you have to say it with passion and intimation! Not wimpy!
Vivian: Its just a word!
Beldam: (slaps her) Shut up!
Mario: ...Okay. Let's avoid these guys...again!
(Koops does that shell move to grab the necklace, and they walk back to Flurrie's house.)
Punio: Madame Flurrie! We're back!
Flurrie: Oh my God! Alright! Like its you! Did you get,like, my necklace?
Punio: Of course! I'll just place it by the door.
(The music changes into some crappy pep music is played.)
Goombella: What the...?
(Roses appears,Flurrie comes out, but the roses die.)
Everyone except Flurrie: HOLY CRAP!
Koops: Put on some clothes! I have a girlfriend!
Flurrie: No way! So,like,I must,like,repay you, like, somehow?
Mario: How about some coins? Does 15 sound desent?
Flurrie: How about a big wet kiss?
Mario: No!
Flurrie: Here I come!
(She knocks everyone out of the way,grabs Mario, and kisses him. Eww)
Mario: Sick! I brushed my teeth this morning!
Flurrie: It wasn't that bad!
Mario: You're right. It was terrible.
Flurrie: (Makes her hands into a "W") Whatever! So, can I come with you guys?
Mario: Like no! We don't want a prep in the group!
Flurrie: But I bring so much to the team!
Mario: Like what? American Eagle and Polo?
Flurrie: Um no! I'm so cute! You gotta!
Goombella: Come on guys! Without her, we can't get very far.
Mario: Fine, but she stays in the pocket!
Flurrie: Like yay! (jumps in)
Mario: Now what.
Punio: We go back to the tree. Duh!
Mario: Oh yeah. Let's go.
(So they all go back to the tree)
Goombella: Now what?
Punio: Well, why don't you take Flurrie out of Mario's pocket.
Mario: Fine. (takes Flurrie out)
Flurrie: Like were am I?
Punio: You're at the tree! Can you use your wind power to find the secret entrance?
Flurrie: Like sure! I can, like, do that! (blows it away reveiling a huge sign).
Mario: ...Wow.
Punio: What?
Mario: Nothing.
(Punio climbs up the tree and enters the hole)
Flurrie: Isn't Punio, like, the cutest thing, you ,like, seen?
Goombella: Not really. I've seen cuter.
Flurrie: Anyway, did you know I,like, used to be on, like, TV?
Koops: Really?
Flurrie: Like yeah! I was on the Real World, and Laguna Beach.
Goombella: I didn't see you in that.
Flurrie: Well, I would of been, if I didn't get kicked out during the taping session...
Mario: I'm sure we would love to hear it.
Flurrie: It all started when...
Punio: (comes out of the big door) Well, its open. Come on in!
Flurrie: But I ,like, never,like, told my, like, story!
Koops: Maybe later...
(So they all enter the tree)
Inside of the tree...
Mario: The inside looks so psyadelic...
Punio: Yeah. Let's go find the other punies.
Mario: Oh little puni! Little puni! (steps on one) Uh-oh...
Goombella: What was that?
Mario: Nothing!
Koops: (sees a puni) Hey! There's one!
Punio: Hey! Me too! (runs over to it) Hey! Why are you hiding?
Puni: Meep!
Punio: What's wrong? Don't be scared! Come on out!
Puni:(comes out and walks over to Mario) He's huge!
Punio: I know. Where are the others?
Puni: I don't know. We sent Billy to check if the coast was clear.
Punio: And?
Puni: He was step-on!
Punio: Who would do that?
Mario: ...
Punio: Anyway, where are the others?
(The other 6 punies pop out)
Punio: There you guys are! I found a powerful ally!
(The punies all surround Mario)
Punio: This is it? Oh well. Let's go men!
Puniper: Hold it!
Punio: Punier!
Puniper: Where do you think your doing?
Punio: I'm going to save the tree!
Puniper: Hmm!
Puni: What?
Puniper:You heard me! Hmmp!
Punio: ...Ok
Puniper: Hmmp!
Punio: What now?
Puniper: Hmmp!
Punio: Ok...
Puniper: Hmmp!
Mario: Will you say something already! You're starting to annoy me!
Puniper:Hmmp! Fine, I will.
Punio: Where are the others?
Puniper: While you were out, those people kidnapped everyone. Even your sister, Petuni
Punio: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Puniper: So hmmp!
Punio: So will you help us?
Puniper: Yeah.
Punio: Really?
Puniper: No.
Punio: Why not!
Puniper: 1.You're a loser. 2. I don't like you. 3.You're a loser.
Punio:And?
Puniper: I don't trust you. Tell ya what. If you can save the others, I'll join you.
Punio: Really?
Puniper: ...Yeah.
Punio: Horray! Let's go gang!
So after 3 hours of wandering around the Boggy Tree, Mario and them finally found where the other punis are.
Mario: Finally!
Punio: Elder!
Elder: What? Punio, is that you?
Punio: Yes.
Elder: Oh Punio, there is so much I want to say. I...
Petuni: Big brother!
Punio:Petuni! Are you okay?
Petuni: Where the hell have you've been! Do you know long I've been waiting for you?
Punio: How long?
Petuni: Three fliping days! Jeesh your worthless.
Punio: ...I'm sorry.
Petuni: Whatever. Just hurry up and unlock the door.
(So once again, Mario and company search the tree for the two keys. Finally, they found them and returned to the cage. Then they release Elder first.)
Punio: Elder! I've come! Let's get out of here!
Elder: (Grows really big) YOU IDIOT!!! What the Hell were you thinking!
Punio: Elder! What are you talking about?
Elder: You know damn well! How could you leave everyone behind?
Punio: Well I...
Elder: Silence! Don't you interupt your elders! Now listen close!
3 hours later...
Elder: Then after you fall in love and get married...
3 more hours later...
Elder: Blah blah blah...
3 more bloody hours later...
Elder: And that's why you must become the leader, Punio.
Punio: Yes Elder. And now I know and knowing is half the battle.
Everyone except the punies: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Elder: Now then, why are here?
Punio: To rescue you!
Elder: Oh yeah. Well hurry up and let's go downstairs! (Heads downstairs)
Punio: Now to save Petuni. (Unlocks her cage)
Petuni: About damn time too! (Everyone leaves the cage)
Punio:...sigh...
(So everyone leaves the cages and heads down to the base of the tree.)
Puniper: Hmmp. I see you rescued the everyone but those bad people are still here.
Punio: But you said you help us!
Puniper: I lied
Elder: (Grows to the size of a car) YOU ASS!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!
Mario: My ears.
Puniper: But Elder...
Elder: Don't play me no jibber-jabber fool! Now go and help Marty-O or else!
Puniper: Yes Elder.
(So all the punies join Marty...er Mario to look for the Crystal Star. Finally, they reach the base of the tree.)
Goombella: Look! There it is!
(The Crystal Star is floating in a cup)
Flurrie: I got it! (blows it down...into Crump's hands)
Everyone except Flurrie and Crump: Damn you Flurrie!
Flurrie: My B.
Lord Crump: Mwhahahaha! Its mine! Thanks losers!
Koops: You won't get away with this!
LC: Actually, I can. (Holds up a remote control) See this? This will let me blow this stupid tree! (Presses the button) Ta-ta, losers! (Runs off)
Everyone: -.-...Crap!
So in little time they had, everyone started to run like hell. Finally, they reach the top where Elder and Lord Crump was standing.
Elder: I can't let you go any further! I shall defeat you!
LC: Step aside, grandma!
Elder: (Grows to the size of a truck) WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!
LC: Eeep.(Grows smaller and smaller)
Elder: People these days don't respect there elders! If I were you, I would take people, like me, seriously!
LC: Whoa lady! Do you have a ear hair messing with your brain?
Elder: Okay! That's it! I'll...(back goes out) Crap...
LC: (laughs) I knew it. Old hag. Now to other business. (Stop the timer and heads towards Magnus Von Grapple)
Goombella: You won't get away with this!
LC:Oh yeah? Whose going to stop me? My mother?
LC's Mom: CRUMP!!!
LC: What is it mother? Can't you see I'm trying to take over the world!
LC's Mom: Did you feed Agnus? Agnus is his teddy bear.
LC: MOM!
LC's Mom: What?
LC: Do you mind? I'm trying to take over this silly tree!
LC's Mom: Well that doesn't mean you have to be so cruel to your mother!
LC: You don't have to get in the way of everything!
Mario: ...Oooo. What's that behind the robot? (Points to the huge red button)
Koops: Let's press it. (Presses it)
LC: Ohhh shi...(The robot blows up, sending Crump and his mother out of the tree)
X-naut: 0.o...Runaway! (runs out of the tree)
Punio: Yay! You did it! You saved the Boggy Tree!
Everyone else: Yay...
Elder: Now Marty-O. I think you should grab that Crystal Star and get the hell out of my tree.
Mario grabs the Crystal Star and that makes two!
End of Chapter 2
So Mario and co grabbed the second Crystal Star from the Boggy Tree. Their adventure is not over yet! Stay tuned for Half-time show number 2!
Note: I'm sorry it took so long for this chapter to update. It kinda died at the end but oh well. Please review kindly.