Chapter Three

Infiltration P1

Disclaimer: I own none of the Harry Potter characters or places I only own my shoe…Most of the time. Well on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturday.

Snape glared at his outfit. He was lost in his own thoughts. After the spectacular failings of his last two ideas Voldemort had stormed upstairs to sulk in his room. It had been peaceful for 3 whole hours before The Dark Lord had charged, well not so much charged as fell, down the stairs with his new 'flawless' idea. The next infiltration of Hogwarts!

His 'clever' idea was a way to enter Hogwarts by hiding in plain sight. No huge ruckus with darkness, yelling and curses. They would then kidnap Potter and …actually they hadn't exactly thought that far ahead. All the while simply gallivanting around right under McGonagall's nose!

And that was why he was glaring at the miniskirt in front of him.

Ok mabey I should exaggerate. The plan was to dress as Hogwarts schoolchildren and they had run out of boy's clothes. Well, that's what Lucius said any way, Snape didn't believe him. Malfoy senior had had it in for snape ever since he slipped him a potion that made him pee himself whenever he used to letter L, on the day he had a meeting with Voldermort. This was very problematic when it came to addressing The Dark Lord.

"We look ridiculous." Snarled Snape

"Seems fine to me." Said Ron as he fastened his cloak

"That's because you are a school child you dolt" Returned the annoyed potions master

"Well I think you look lovely Severus" Cooed Voldemort

"Yeah I think you look adorable snapey" Smirked Lucius

Snape just glared.

"Well come on lets get a move on, im not paying you to stand around!" Called out Voldemort cheerfully

"Your not paying us anything" Muttered Snape

"What was that?"

"Nothing" Snare squeaked quickly

"No, you said we didn't get paid any…ooof" mumbled Crabbe after getting swatted by Snape

"I thought not" closed Voldemort spinning around, "lets go! Chop chop, into the minibus!"

"I don't like this one bit." Snape mentioned offhand,

"Oh shut up and get in the bus."

"Fine!……. Wait we don't have a minibus!"

END OF PART ONE

OR IS IT?

YES.

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