"A giant bean?" Beast Boy asked, upon confronting Hannibal "and I thought that living tofu was weird. Oh well, I'm gonna put you in a huge burrito."
"Guess again, green jeans" Hannibal replied "Moby Morpher!"
Instantly he transformed into a gorilla.
"Pfft, is that all you got?" Beast Boy asked, also turning into a green gorilla "see, I can do the same thing."
"But can ya do this?" Hannibal asked, "Moby Morpher!"
Within minutes, he was transformed into a carbon copy of Beast Boy.
"Hey!" Beast Boy shouted, turning back to normal "you can't be me. I'm me!"
"Are you?" Hannibal replied in Beast Boy's voice "maybe you're just a copy of me."
"Oh no, you're not fooling me" Beast Boy said "cause I saw you transform into me. Therefore, I must be the real Beast Boy, and you're a fake."
"I can't fool you" the Hannibal BB replied.
"Yup, you have to get up pretty early to pull one over on…" Beast Boy didn't get a chance to finish his rant, as Hannibal punched him aside.
"Moby Morpher!" he shouted, and transformed into a ninja.
Meanwhile, Cyborg squared off against his counterpart, Gearhead.
"A cyborg to fight me, that's real original" he said "but then, Control Freak isn't known for his originality. So what, do you have a sonic cannon like me too?"
"Actually, I do this" Gearhead said, firing several missile like projectiles from under his arm.
Cyborg quickly avoided them "ha, ha, ya missed me!" he said mockingly.
"I wasn't aiming for you" Gearhead replied, and pointed to something behind him.
"Cyborg looked and saw that the T-Car was now covered in the signature yellow color scheme of Gearhead.
"My car!" he shouted, "what did you do to my baby!"
"Your car works for me now" Gearhead explained "and soon, so will you."
"Dude, that's it, nobody messes with my car!" Cyborg said, his sonic cannon charging "you're going down!"
While those two quarreled, Starfire attempted to reason with the villain she was pitted against.
"I do not wish to hurt you" she said "but if you persist in attacking us, I will be forced to."
"You may not wish to hurt me, but I have no problem hurting you!" Weather Vane said, sending a barrage of hail Starfire's way.
"Frozen water? This is how you attack?" Starfire asked.
"Oh, that was just a small sample of what I can do" WV explained "maybe some lightning would be more suitable."
So saying, she hurled a bolt, which Starfire narrowly avoided. The Tamaranean princess let loose with a barrage of starbolts, which WV had a difficult time avoiding.
"Time for you to get snowed in!" she said, generating snow clouds.
"Hey, when did it become winter all of a sudden?" Beast Boy asked, before narrowly dodging a blow from Hannibal.
The thick snow made it difficult for Starfire to see, but she knew her enemy was above her, and fired in that direction.
Raven meanwhile was contending with Ember. "So, what are you supposed to be, some kind of punk rocker?" she asked "cause we already have a villain like that."
"Tough talk coming from somebody who dresses like a monk" Ember said "you ever been to a clothing store?"
"You ever looked in a mirror?" Raven countered.
Ember seethed with rage, "let's see you come with smart remarks now dipstick!" she said, firing a wave of energy from her guitar.
Raven generated a shield from her dark energy, but it took a lot of power to hold it up.
"Not bad" Ember said "maybe you'll like my next tune. I call it 'gray girl's going down!'"
Ember adjusted her dial and fired her giant energy fist. Raven avoided it watching as it made a huge hole in the concrete and quickly looked around for something to attack with. Spying some lampposts, she concentrated hard "azarath metrion zinthos!"
The lampposts through the air like large spears, but merely passed through the girl.
"What the…?" Raven asked, amazed.
"Oh did I forget to mention? I'm a ghost" Ember said "so I can make it that you can't hurt me, but I can hurt you."
And she strummed another power cord that knocked the shocked Raven for a loop.
As his teammates squared off against the Brigade, Robin battled Control Freak, using his quarterstaff to avoid blows from the villain's lightsaber-like weapon.
"Even with a team you still won't win Control Freak" Robin said "but at least you'll have some new cellmates."
"Clever talk, boy blunder" CF said "but in case you haven't been paying attention, my team's winning!"
Meanwhile, Raven had tossed everything she could find at Ember, but it didn't affect her in the slightest, and it was taking lots of energy for her shield to block all the ghost rocker's attacks.
"Face it lady, you can't beat me" Ember said "why don't you just give up."
"Not going to happen" Raven said "and I'm not out of tricks yet. Azarath metrion zinthos!"
Before Ember could react, Raven wrapped her up in a cocoon of dark energy. "That should hold you" she said.
"Not quite" Ember replied, simply going intangible and slipping out "looks like you'll have to try a little harder. In the meantime, I think I'll help the people of this place rock out!" So saying, she flew off, with Raven in hot pursuit.
While Raven followed Ember, the other Titans didn't notice, still engaged in battle with their foes. Robin disarmed Control Freak, then whacked him a few times with the staff, before finishing him with a kick to the chest.
Cyborg punched Gearhead and knocked him down. "Now you restore the T-Car or you're gonna get a complete overhaul" he threatened, pointing his sonic cannon at the villain.
"If you insist" Gearhead replied slyly; suddenly, wires emerged from his arm and connected to Cyborg's legs.
"What the..?" he asked, quite confused.
"Normally, my powers are designed to take over vehicles, but let's see what happens on actual robot parts" Gearhead replied.
Suddenly, Cyborg's legs began to change to yellow and began to move around.
"Hey, quit doing that!" Cyborg shouted, but Gearhead merely chuckled as he made Cyborg move to and fro. Cyborg tried to blast the villain off of him, but his legs made him miss and he nearly hit Starfire.
"Friend Cyborg, please be careful where you are firing your weapon" she said.
Her attention on Cyborg, WV sent forth a wind gust, one that knocked the Tamaranean into her mechanized teammate.
"Starfire, Cy, you guys all right?" Beast Boy asked, transformed back to normal. Of course, he forgot to deal with Hannibal, and the bean knocked him for a loop with one swing of his vine like arm.
Robin too, was distracted by the chaos and it allowed Control Freak to get in a cheap shot.
"This has been fun Titans, but it's obvious you're outmatched" he bragged "and next time we meet, we'll finish you for good!"
With that, he and the other villains fled. Gearhead undid his wires from Cyborg's legs; "you can have your car back" he said "it wasn't my type anyway."
"Please don't tell me I just got my butt kicked by something I eat in chili" Beast Boy said.
"Man, I don't know where Control Freak dug up these guys, but they're tough" Cyborg replied.
"They just caught us by surprise, that's all" Robin added "when we meet them again, and we will, they won't be so lucky."
"I hate to interrupt your motivating speech" Beast Boy said "but have any of you guys seen Raven?"
What the Titans didn't know was that, at that moment, Raven was battling Ember over downtown Jump City.
"You can't win" Raven said "despite being a ghost, I'll find a way to beat you."
"You keep telling yourself that" Ember said "and maybe it'll be true."
"Azarath…" Raven didn't get a chance to finish, as Ember blasted her with a pink blast from her hand, followed by the energy fist from the guitar.
As expected, the combined onslaught proved to be too much for the young sorcereress, and she plummeted to the ground, making an impression in the pavement.
Ember floated down towards her "you lose, dipstick" she said mockingly "and if the bean man didn't need you for his plans, I'd finish you right here."
Next time, Raven finds herself a prisoner of the Bean Brigade, while the Titans recruit some old friends to help locate her.