By RS
Mr. Slam: There are no boundaries for love…
Driver: Terrence and Her Royal Duchess Diamond Persnickity, The First, Last, & Only
Age: 17/Undeterminable
Vehicle: Payloader w/ Grapple Fork
Vehicle Description: The old heap was just left behind in the construction site. It apparently used to belong to some fired construction worker, but Terrence didn't bother with that at all and took it. Modifying the weapon, Terrence built in using his parents' power tools a more flexible and faster reacting slammer, but for some reason, that didn't seem like that was the only thing moving it. Some other presence was with that truck. Some other presence was helping, but what?
Middle:
I couldn't see anything…and as I went under, the wails and cries of my beloved began to vanish for the first time…
I remember…about a few months ago, Mac and Bloo were really starting to get on my case, and…it irked the hell out of me…so I figured I'd have a little fun of my own…
But every time…every plan, a total failure! I figured I'd give up…and then I heard a huge scream coming from inside the house.
I decided to investigate, in case it was something gruesome and cool.
It was Duchess…she apparently was also irritated with the pair. I had recalled our previous work together, and suggested we formed a more stronger pair. She agreed to work with me and we set off on a mission.
We had some successfulness in ruining some of their fun…and yet…all the while…I started to notice something about Duchess…
Her evil…her sadistic qualities and her glee in the torment of others…for some imaginary friend…she was…different somehow…
Several weeks had passed, and I had made up my mind…
I asked Duchess to meet me one night. I approached her in her room. I offered a…proposal, if you will…
I asked her to be mine and mine alone…because of her vileness and my contempt for good, together, we'd make a brilliant pair of not just plotting partners, but a delectably sinister couple…
Seems like forever I was just standing there, waiting for an answer…
She appeared to be absolutely surprised…it was clear, she had never been approached by a man before…let alone a human…
It took her exactly three hours and twenty seven minutes to decide…then, she called for my attention…I looked onto her, and she did not look too happy…
She told me, that although she would love to be mine forever and always, she could not accept the offer. There were certain boundaries standing in the way of a more intimate relationship…
She was imaginary, and I was not…therefore, I would never work out.
But soon…that's all gonna change…soon…I will have my love…
And she will have me…