By RS
Thumper: His Ultimate Dream…Touched at the end of his Fingertips
Driver: Eddy
Age: 16
Epilogue:
(Thumper drives across the rooftops)
Eddy: I'm coming Calypso! I'm coming to claim my prize! (Laughs maniacally)
(Eddy stops the car and steps out)
Eddy: Calypso…I won Twisted Metal, now give me my prize! My wish! My ultimate desire! (Chuckles)
Calypso: Congratulations Eddy, you have won Twisted Metal and now, I am obliged to offer you anything you request, despite it's the matter of size, value, or in the case, even rea-
Eddy: Yeah, yeah, just give me my prize already! I want to become the most respected figure of an authority on the whole planet! I want to become the president of the United States!
Calypso: Your wish is granted! (Lightning)
Calypso (narration): At first, when Eddy opened his eyes, he wasn't sure where he was. But then his vision cleared and he saw it. A parade in his honor! Eddy was sitting in a car as the president of the United States and everyone was adoring him and celebrating his presence. He was on top of the world! Eddy had gotten his wish. For once in his life he was the most respected man on Earth!
(Gunfire)
Police Officer: Mr. Kennedy has been shot, I repeat, Eddy F. Kennedy has been shot! Get an ambulance here quick!
Calypso: (Laughs maniacally)
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal