Disclaimer: I still don't own "The Producers" or "Warriors"
A/N: Welcome to another chapter of "The Warriors sing The Producers"! To understand this one, you really have to use your imagination. Please review! Remember to read my other Warriors fics! BTW, the song for chapter one was "When you got it, Flaunt it" sung by Ulla from "The Producers"
Luv, Peach Salsa
THE NEXT DAY:
"So, I watched the film SpottedLeaf was singing about yesterday. I watched it on a twoleg VCR. Those things are hard to work!" said BlueStar
"Really? Was it good?" responded WhiteStorm
"Yeah! I loved Roger DeBris and Carmen Ghia. They were so cool. But, some of FrostFur's kits followed me out of camp and watched it. I don't think that's very good…"
BlueStar never got a chance to finish her sentence because four tiny, fuzzy kits came walking onto the HighRock. They started to sing.
It's
bad luck to say "good luck" on opening night
If you do,
I tell you
It is certain by the curtain
You are through!
It's
bad luck to say "good luck" on opening night
Once it's
said, you are dead
You will get the worst reviews
You've ever
read!
Good luck!
Even at the Comedie-Francaise,
On the
opening night they are scared
"Bon chance, mes amis", no
one says
The only word you ever hear is...
Merde!
It's
verboten, wishing "luck" on opening night
Take advice,
don't think twice
Or your show will surely end
Up in the
Scheiss!
At the famous La Scala in Milan On opening night it's a
rule
"In boccu lupa" they say with elan
And just for
luck they all shout...
I got it!
Now I'll never say "good
luck" on opening night
That's the rule, I'm no fool!
What
do I say, I beg?
What you say is "break a leg"!
Break
a leg?
Yes, break a leg!
If you're clever...
You'll
endeavour
To never, never, never, never
Ever, ever, ever
say...
...on opening night!
"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE IN THUNDERCLAN BELONGS ON THE FUNNY FARM!" screamed BlueStar, who then stomped off in a huff to her den.
All was quiet…in till next time.
Don't forget to support Mel Brooks and but a copy of "The Producers!