By RS
Hammerhead: Repentance for sanity, gone but not forgotten
Driver: Edward
Age: 17
Epilogue:
Ed: (Driving) Soon Sarah…soon. (Drives up) I'm here Calypso, (exits car) and you know what I want.
Calypso: Edward, congratulations! You have won Twisted Metal. Speak your desire and I shall grant it utilizing all of my powers!
Ed: Calypso, after my mentality had reached a brink between the sane and insane, I had to come to grips with myself. It hasn't been easy up until now, but you can help me finally end it all! Calypso, I wish to confront my personas so that I may be rid of them, once and for all!
Calypso: Are you sure that's what you want?
Ed: It's the only way.
Calypso: All right, if you say so! (Lightning)
Calypso (narration): I granted his wish. I, the mighty Calypso, was able to take him and his personas and transported them all into a solitary area of Ed's mind.
Ed: Yes, thank you Calypso. Now everyone, let's begin!
Miscellaneous Eds: Buttered toast! I am a monster! Raargh! Gravy! Imported by a truck from the international house of wieners! Ha-ha ha ha ha! Prepare to meet your maker! Take me to your leader!
Calypso (narration): This allowed Ed to confront his personas face-to-face, and after dealing with his nightmares and confronting his skewered personalities, Ed finally came out on top, compromising certain characters as memories and eliminating others, never to bother him again. He had conquered his mind and regained his sanity once more! Now…if he only wished for a way back…(laughs maniacally)
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal