Disclaimer: I still don't own it.
A/N: Hi! I hope you like this chapter! I just want to say thank you to everyone who reviewed. I made up some cat names because I couldn't remember any real ShadowClan cat names from book one. BTW, I put a Producers reference one of the 1st lines. Kudos if anyone can find it!
Luv, Peach Salsa
SONG: SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER FROM THE PRODUCERS
SCENE: SHADOWCLAN CAMP. BROKENSTAR IS THE CURRENT LEADER.
"BrokenStar has been so good for this Clan! We would be a wreck if it was not for him." Said BrownPelt
"Yeah! I think we should sing are love of him." Said SharpClaw
"Okay!!"
"Key of E?"
"Is there any other?"
"ShadowClan
was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to
restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where
could that cat be?
We looked around and then we found
The cat
for you and me
And now it's...
Springtime for BrokenStar
and ShadowClan
This Clan is happy and gay!
We're marching to a
faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime
for BrokenStar and ShadowClan
This Clans a fine Clan once
more!
Springtime for BrokenStar and ShadowClan
Watch out,
Forest
We're going on tour!
Springtime BrokenStar and
ShadowClan...
Winter for WindClan and ThunderClan
Springtime
for BrokenStar and ShadowClan!"
Then, BrokenStar appeared from his Den.
"Hail myself
Hail to me
I'm the
cat
Who's out to change our history
Hail myself
Raise your
paw
There's no greater
Leader in the land!
If you're
looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Hail myself
Raise your
mouse!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Clan cat stand and cheer
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Clan cat, stand and cheer!
Hail myself!"
BrokenStar ordered all the cats to leave, so he could have a moment alone.
I
was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call
from the Medicine cat,
Told me I was Leader
ShadowClan was
blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pely
And conquered
WindClan
Now this Clan is smiling through!
It ain't no
mystery
If it's politics or history
The thing you gotta know
is
Everything is show biz
Hail myself
Watch my show
I'm
the ShadowClan Ethel Merman
Dontcha know?
We are crossing
borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big
smile
Everyone sing hail to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
Suddenly, all cats appeared in the clearing again, singing
Springtime for BrokenStar and ShadowClan
Goose-step's
the new step today
ShadowClan is on the rise again!
Springtime
for BrokenStar and ShadowClan:
Soon we'll be going...
We've
got to be going...
You know we'll be going...
You bet we'll
be going...
You know we'll be going to war!!
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