Twisted Metal: Cartoon Network
By RS
Twister: The thrill of a lifetime…the mistake of the century
Driver: Blooregard Q.
Kazoo and Mac
Age: 9/12
Epilogue:
Mac: Bloo! Bloo!! BLOO!!!
Bloo: What Mac?
Mac: Slow down! Stop driving! I think we won! Everyone else is dead!
Bloo: Psst, then why didn't you say so?
Mac: Just stop the car!
(Bloo stops, coincidentally, right next to where Calypso is standing)
Bloo: Hey, it's that wish granting imaginary friend guy! (Jumps out)
(Mac, while shaking and freaked out, falls out of the side of the jet car)
Calypso: Mac and Bloo…the two most unlikeliest to win the Twisted Metal tournament has come out on top…what is it you two want?
Mac: (Manages to stand up) Well, I'm just glad (pant, pant) we're alive! (Pant, pant) Sheesh!
Bloo: Is it true that we can have anything we wish for! Anything at all!
Mac: Bloo, of course it's not true! Why would-
Calypso: You are correct Bloo. Anything you desire, just name it and it's yours.
(Mac looks at Calypso skeptically)
Bloo: Cool! Then I know just what to wish for…I wish…
Calypso: Yes?
Bloo: I wish for a paddleball that works, every one that I find is always broken.
Calypso: Done. (Lightning)
Bloo: (With Paddleball) Cool! (Tries to use it but isn't doing so correctly) Hey! What a rip off! This one's broken too! (Continues to try) Man, I don't even get this twist. (Looks over to Mac and stops) You ok Mac?
Mac: (Shaking with rage) OK!! OK!! DO YOU THINK I'M OK!!
Bloo: Whoa, slow down partner, did you have sugar?
Mac: No, I didn't have sugar! But YOU entered this stupid contest, put us in terrible danger, nearly killed us, nearly killed ME, AND FOR WHAT? A STUPID PADDLEBALL!!
Bloo: That doesn't work.
Mac: (Shakes with rage) IT'S NOT BROKEN!! YOU SUCK AT PADDLEBALL AND YOU ALWAYS HAVE!! God, Bloo, sometimes I wish I never even imagined you!!
Calypso: Done.
Mac: Wha-(Lightning)
Mac: (Opening eyes) Hey…hey…where's…bloo? Where, where'd he go? What happened to him?
Calypso: Well, you did say "I wish".
Mac: No…no…no…(falls to ground and begins to sob) Bloo…BLOO! (Cries)
Calypso: I'm sorry to hear your disappointment in your wish Mac, but don't worry, next time you'll remember…
Mac: (Looks up tear-eyed) Remember what?
Calypso: Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it!
Mac: (Becomes enraged and pounds on Calypso's chest) Bring him back! Bring him back! Bring him back! Bring him back!
Calypso (narration): Mac spent the whole night demanding that I brought his best friend Bloo back…by the time the sun shone over the horizon he had realized it couldn't be done. Mac had wished away his only friend, and there was nothing he could do now but spread the bad…or good, news. But before he left he did say to me that he'd be back next year to get his lost buddy back. All I told him was…
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal