Twisted Metal: Cartoon Network
By RS
Mr. Slam: There are no boundaries for love…
Driver: Terrence and Her Royal Duchess
Diamond Persnickity, The First, Last, & Only
Age: 17/Undeterminable
Epilogue:
Duchess: Hurry! HURRY!! You are so slow! We must claim our prize to be joined together forever, so speed it up!!
Terrence: Don't you think I already know that? For crying out loud…
(Silence)
Terrence: (Holds Duchess' hand) Don't worry my love…we will soon find happiness.
(Duchess smiles, and for a brief second in the history of all of the world, Duchess looked pretty. Mind you, this was a very, very, very, very brief second. Terrence stops in front of Calypso and steps out with Duchess)
Calypso: Terrence and Duchess, the most unlikeliest pair to…pair. But I suppose it makes sense. You have now won Twisted Metal and are hereby granted one wish each. Do you know what you desire?
Terrence: We do Calypso. (Looks at Duchess and smiles) We do.
Calypso: Then say it, if you are certain what you want, say it…together.
(All smile wicked smiles; Duchess and Terrence take a deep breath and at the same time say…)
Terrence: I wish Duchess was real!
Duchess: I wish Terrence was imaginary!
Both: WHAT!!
Calypso: Your wishes are granted! (Lightning)
Terrence: What the heck! I'm two-dimensional! And why are my eyes in different places?
Duchess: AAAHHHHHH!!!! What is wrong with me! Why am I so proportional! Why, why do I have skin! White skin! And my nose…(feels her normal nose) it is not as it once was!! What has happened to my beauty!!
Calypso (narration): The two argued about their new changes for over several hours. After they were done, they demanded I change them back, but I was nowhere to be found. They decided to head back to their respective homes, but were not allowed in either, considered to be imposters and not their real selves. They decided to live together in a spare apartment, and to this day they still wait for me to bring Twisted Metal again once more so I can return them to what they once were. I'm sure they'll work out their differences by then. (Laughs)
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal