Twisted Metal: Cartoon Network
By RS
Manslaughter: Chaos, destruction, discord…she thought her work was done
Driver: Eris
Age: Immortal
Epilogue:
Calypso (narration): I waited patiently as the winner of this year's Twisted Metal contest made his or her way to meet me, the one to bring about all solutions. It was Eris, the Goddess of Chaos and Discord. After surviving a grueling battle like that, I'm just sure she's just anxious to meet me (laughs).
(Eris pulls up and gets out to face Calypso)
Calypso: Greeting Eris, former Goddess of Chaos. I raise my glass to you, for you have made it here at long last.
Eris: Calypso, I survived your contest and now I want my wish. Though I must say that, although I did get jiggy with the chaos, it wasn't all that fun because I could've died any minute.
Calypso: When you're mortal.
Eris: Enough banter, I want my wish! (Crazed, nearly drooling) Calypso, Grimm placed a curse on me, but you can lift it! Make me immortal again! Make me a God who will reign a whole new level of exquisite chaos! Make me almighty!!
Calypso: You're wish is granted! (Lightning)
Eris: I can feel it…(levitating) I can feel it coming back to me! (Laughs in triumph as the winds rush around her)
Calypso (Wide grin): Eris! Goddess of Chaos and the Destruction of all mankind! You just got your powers back ten fold! What are you going to do next?
Eris: (Smiles) I'm going to Disneyland.
Calypso (narration): And she did just that. Using her newfound powers, Eris sought to bring a whole new meaning to the word Chaos into the hearts of men and women. Countless of cities went up in flames, lives taken back and forth, panic in the streets, in the towns, at the disco! She had gotten exactly what she wanted. Eris was once more a god, and there was nothing anyone could do about it, and it went on like that for quite some time…until…
Eris: Hello? (Pause) Hello! (Pause) Hmph…is anybody there? Hello!
Calypso (narration): Eris called out into the blood red skies and the ruined cities but no voice replied. She was the last living being left on Earth. The world had placed itself into so much chaos that everything and everyone was destroyed. Everyone…except her. Of course, Eris did try to make the best of this situation by creating more chaos, attempting to destroy ruins and flood already flooded towns. But there was no fun in destroying something already destroyed. Without the panic and the screams to enjoy, Eris was unfulfilled in her role. She was the last living thing on Earth, with the power to make anyone's lives chaotic, and no lives to choose from. So, from then on, all she could do was wait for humanity to return…and wait…and wait…and wait…(laughs)
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal