Twisted Metal: Cartoon Network
By RS
Minion: Desire…Destruction…Desolation…
Driver: Billy and Mandy
Age: 14/14
Epilogue:
(Billy and Mandy drive up and brake in front of Calypso. Mandy steps down from the right side of the tank. Billy falls out from the left and laughs. They both approach Calypso.)
Calypso: Billy and Mandy…it seems that this grim adventure is just about over for you two. You have won Twisted Metal! I have to hand it to you; I enjoyed what I saw out there.
Mandy: Thanks. I'm very proud of my work. But enough talk. It's time to make a wish.
Calypso: But of course, being the victors you can claim any prize you'd like.
Billy: Ooh! Anything?
Calypso: Anything.
Billy: Anything?
Calypso: Uh…yes, anything…
Billy: Anything?
Calypso: Sigh…Mandy, perhaps you would like to go first?
Mandy: Indeed…I've thought about it a lot, and I know exactly what I want, I wish–
Billy: Ooh! Mandy, what are you gonna wish for! The ability to eat all the souls in the world? To not have nightmares? To see your brother who vanished a year ago in this game? Or is it that you want to be young? Or send Calypso's soul to hell! Or is it that you want to FLY! I'd love to fly! Then I could be a SUPERHERO! Deeheeheeheehee!
Mandy: Billy, for once, just…SHUT UP! (Pushes Billy down to the ground and turns back to face Calypso) I'm ready for my prize.
Calypso: Name it.
Mandy: I wish–
Billy: (Sits up) Boy Mandy, sometimes, I wish you were nicer. Deeheeheeheeheehee!
Mandy: What! No!
Calypso: You're wish is granted! (Lightning)
(A smoke kicks up around Mandy and consumes her. When the smoke clears, Billy stands to look at Mandy.)
Billy: Mandy?
(Mandy turns to face Billy. Her face resembles that of her shadow self, all smiley. Her dress has become frilly and pinker. She has also developed a nose similar to Billy's but smaller.)
Mandy: Hi Billy! How are you today! Are you pleasant? I'm pleasant! I love the whole world!
Billy: Wow, Mandy, you sure–AAAAAHHHHH! BUG!
(All look at the ground and see a pincer beetle with a skull on it's back, that seems to have come out of nowhere.)
Billy: Get it away! Get it away! Aaaaahhhh! (Gets behind Mandy)
Mandy: Don't worry Billy, like all things, I'm sure this little buggy-wuggy is nice! Aren't you?
(The bug snaps but doesn't touch her. Instead, it goes around to behind Billy.)
Calypso: Well, Mandy, you still have your one wish?
Mandy: My wish? Oooh!
(The bug crawls up Billy's leg)
Billy: AAAAAAHHHHH! Get it away!
(Mandy sees Billy running around in frantic pandemonium)
Mandy: Oooh…Billy is always so a-scared. I got it! Calypso, I wish Billy was not a-scared of bugs anymore! That would be the nicest thing to do for him.
Calypso: Your wish… is granted. (Lightning)
(Billy stops running around and sees the spider.)
Billy: Hello Mr. Bug, where are you from? How have you been? Deeheeheeheeheeheehee-oh! (Suddenly, Billy's expression becomes surprised, and then turns very serious.) Mandy…
Mandy: Yeees Billy?
Billy: I want you to promise me something…
Mandy: Like what?
Billy: That next year (Billy's nose falls off)…we enter Twisted Metal!
Mandy: Yay! I promise! Deeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
Billy: (Looks at Calypso) We'll be back again next year, Calypso, and I guarantee it!
Calypso: I look forward to it. (Chuckles)
(Billy walks away, Mandy skipping along behind him.)
Calypso: (Chuckles) Those children will be quite something in this tournament, maybe even host it someday…but, as always is and will be…
I Am Calypso, And I Thank You For Playing Twisted Metal