CNR: Welcome back to What Would Have Happened! Due to a threat from a certain reviewer, WWHH chapter 3 is up. We also have a disclaimer guest: that threatener herself- Kitara Jaganshi!

Kitara Jaganshi: Hey everybody!

Raro: (walks up) Hey Kitara.

Kitara Jaganshi: (gasp) (runs up to Raro and grabs him by the collar) Where's Roxas? I know you know where he is!

Roxas: (randomly walks up) Uh oh.

CNR: We have a 52-21-93!

Roxas: ...what's a 52- whatever?

CNR: Roxas fangirl alert! Run, Roxas!

Roxas: (runs away)

Kitara Jaganshi: Roxas! (drops Raro and chases after him)

CNR: Wait, Kitara! Do the disclaimers first.

Kitara Jaganshi: Jeez, fine! (talks really quickly) CNR owns Raro. Square owns everyone else! Done! Come back, Roxaaaaaaaaaaas!... (runs off, yelling and running after Roxas into the sunset)

CNR: (sigh) That was so epic...

Raro: (sigh) Yeah...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: ...

Raro: Anyhoo... here's chapter 3: "The Third Keyblade Wielder"!

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"Ok, Raro." Namine smiled. "If you'll follow me, I'll take you to DiZ's room so you can get that keyblade." Namine and Raro walked over to the doorway.

"Are we going this way?" asked Raro.

"Yes."

"What happened to, 'The mansion is in real time, so you'll get attacked by Nobodies'?"

Namine raised her right hand ahead of them, and a shiny white portal opened up in the doorway. In fact, it reminded Raro of the Organization's portals, only a white version.

"Y'know, you'd think I'd've figured out after the whole pod thing that you know what's going on..." admitted Raro.

Namine giggled as the two walked into the portal, which promptly closed after they passed through. As soon as the portal closed, a black-hooded figure ran in the doorway.

"I missed them..."

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When Namine and Raro walked out of the portal, they arrived in DiZ's computer room in the mansion.

"I brought Raro, DiZ," called Namine.

A man in a familiar red cape sitting by a bunch of computer screens turned around in his chair. "Ah, Raro. Glad to see you made it here," DiZ told Raro.

"All thanks to Namine," Raro replied. Namine quickly blushed after Raro's comment and stared at her shoes.

"So, you decided to change the game, Raro?" asked the red-caped man with a British accent.

"Yes, sir." Raro wasn't sure what to call him, so "sir" was the first thing that came to his mind.

DiZ stood up and walked over to a separate computer screen and tapped a few buttons. "So, I suppose you will be wanting this..." At that point, a shining light shone from the screen. When the shining stopped, DiZ turned around and held out his right hand. In his hand was a tennis-ball sized, smooth sphere of white with a key shape impressed into it.

Raro was confused. "Not to be rude, but... what exactly is it?"

DiZ laughed. "Allow me to show you. Hold out your hand."

Raro did so. DiZ held Raro's hand with his left hand, and, using his right, he laid the sphere into Raro's palm. The sphere glowed for a moment, then exploded into a thousand tiny shining orbs similar to miniature versions of the pyreflies in Final Fantasy X, which floated into Raro's hand.

"Dude! That was totally awesome! ...but I still don't get it," Raro said to DiZ.

"Hold out your hand. You'll see," DiZ instructed.

Raro did so, and a shining light floated from his hand for about three seconds. When it faded, a Kingdom Key took its place.

"This ROCKS!"

DiZ laughed his warm, friendly laugh. "I knew you'd like it. But I digress. It is time for you to return to your world."

"Awww... already?" whined Raro.

"Yes."

"Aw, man. Oh well," Raro sighed as his Kingdom Key disappeared.

DiZ walked over to his seat by the multiple screens and began typing. The shining slice of green light from DiZ's portal across the room began to glow.

Suddenly, the sound of someone running could be heard from somewhere above the computer room. DiZ stopped typing and quickly stood up. The running suddenly stopped, and all three realized that there were now four people in the room.

"Who are you?" demanded DiZ as he stared to the doorway where the newcomer stood.

The newcomer, a masculinely-built person in a black cape, simply laughed, then pulled down his hood to reveal long, spiky red hair.

"The name's Axel. Got it memorized? Hi, Namine." Axel replied.

"Hello, Axel." Namine quietly answered.

"Axel?!?" yelled Raro. "What are you doing here?"

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CNR: That was chapter 3! Feel the wrath of my cliffhangers! Muhahahahahahahahaaaa!

Kitara Jaganshi: (runs up) Roxaaaaaaas! Come baaaaaack! (runs off again)

Roxas: (peeks out from behind a random rock) Is she gone? (nervously crawls out and stands up)

Kitara Jaganshi: (runs up again) Roxas!

Roxas: AAAAAAH! (runs away into the sunset)

Kitara Jaganshi: (chases Roxas into the sunset) Roxaaaaaaaaaas!

Raro: (walks up and sighs) So very, very epic...

CNR: (sigh) Yeah...

Raro: ...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: Anyhoo... hey, have you noticed that we had two awkward "..." moments this chapter?

Raro: Yeah...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: ...and that they always end up with one of us saying "Anyhoo..."?

Raro: Yeah...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: Too... much... awkward... silence! Must... end... chapter! ANYHOO... THAT'S ALL THE FAN FICTION THAT'S FIT TO PRINT! Finally...

Raro: ...

CNR: Aaaaaaugh! (runs off into sunset)

Raro: (laughs evilly) That'll never die...