CNR: Woo! WWHH chapter 4 is in da house! Representing Deuchland!

Raro: You so totally stole that from those VW commercials... and you're not even German!

Guy from VW comms: Yah, yoo tohtaly shtole iet!

CNR: I'm very sorry. I was just temporarily borrowing it.

VW Guy: Ish awl goo.

CNR: Cool. Since I've made the previous author's notes before each chapter rather long and left last chapter with a cliffhanger, I'll make this one short; I'll do the disclaimers myself again. I own Raro. Square Enix owns Axel, Sora, Roxas, DiZ, and all the other totally awesome Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy characters. Here's chapter 4.

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"Axel?!?" yelled Raro. "What are you doing here?"

"Listen, I know Dorky McKeyblade here changed the game." Axel informed them.

"Hey!" Raro snapped.

"Anyway, I know Roxas isn't going to combine with Sora, so that gives me the chance to... maybe... get him to remember me." Axel stated.

DiZ turned towards Axel. "Since you know these things, you must also have some idea as to why Roxas can't remember you," he slightly smiled as he told the red-headed man.

"Well... no. But I know, if I can just talk to him more, he might remember." Axel looked downward and somewhat depressed as he spoke.

"I'm afraid I can't do that. If Roxas remembers who he is, he might rejoin the Organization." DiZ's smile faded this time.

This time, Axel was the one to smirk. "Hence, why I am here." He summoned his chakrams. "I don't want to do this, but..."

"So, Axel is going to be chasing Roxas a lot more this time around." thought Raro. "This could get interesting... But we've got to make it out of the computer room without Axel frying us... and we'll need some help." He quickly glanced over to Namine and got her attention, then nodded towards the door that led to the pod rooms. Namine nodded to reply, then looked to DiZ. Raro called out, "Axel!"

"Huh? What is it?"

Raro walked somewhat slowly up to Axel, summoning his Kingdom Key on the way. Namine had repeated the same nodding procedure to DiZ, who nodded as Raro nervously told Axel, "Uhm... You're it!"

Raro, using his free hand, tagged Axel on the arm, turned around, and quickly ran through the doorway, followed closely by Namine and DiZ.

"What the heck?" Axel said with a question mark on his face as he turned to chase his targets.

Through the empty room that had earlier held Roxas and Axel's fight, through Donald and Goofy's former pod room, and into Sora's room they ran, trying to understand where Raro was going. Midway through Donald and Goofy's room, Namine called to Raro, "Where are we going?" Raro replied, "To get some help!"

Roxas quickly turned around with a stunned look on his face when Raro, Namine, and DiZ entered the pod room. "Namine! You're here! ...but who are you two?"

Raro, slightly panting from the sudden run, waved and, trying not to sound like a fanboy (Author's note: remember that Raro likes Namine and Roxas both as his favorite characters), quickly replied, "Hey, I'm Raro."

Roxas smiled. "Hey, Raro." Roxas noticed Raro's keyblade. "You have one, too? Do you know what's going on?"

But before Raro could explain, Axel burst into the room. Roxas suddenly stepped back. "Axel?!? What happened to, 'Just because you have a next life-', huh?"

Axel sent away his chakrams, turned towards Roxas, and started walking towards him. "You gotta remember me just a little, Roxas! I'm not leaving without you this time."

Roxas, not wanting to be taken away by this "friend,", took some steps backwards with a slightly frightened look on his face. Suddenly, a teenager about Roxas's height with brown, spiky hair and wearing what could definitely qualify as "short shorts" ran up and stood beside Roxas. His accomplices, a duck in a strange blue outfit and some kind of dog thing, ran up also and stood on opposite sides of Roxas and the brown-headed teen. "Who are you?" the teen called to Axel, DiZ, Namine, and Raro.

"Ah, Sora, you're up," DiZ said to Sora as Raro, Namine, and he ran over to Sora, Roxas, Donald, and Goofy.

"Sorry to break up this lovely little meeting, but I'm taking Roxas with me- whether all of you like it or not," Axel announced as he blazingly summoned his chakrams again.

Sora, Roxas, and Raro summoned their keyblades unanimously. "I don't know you! I'm sorry!" Roxas sincerely called out.

"You won't take my Other!" Sora told Roxas's pursuer.

"Yeah, what they said," Raro explained to Axel.

Donald and Goofy stepped up. Donald made his staff appear, and Goofy did the like with his shield. "We'll help too, Sora," they called to the Keyblade Master.

Axel smirked. "So, I guess I'm going to need some help..." He switched the chakram in his left hand to his right and thrusted his left hand straight out at a 90 degree angle, staring at Roxas the whole time. At the side of the room, a familiar dark portal opened up, and another person in a black coat walked out, with hood up. Deep inside the coat, a man's voice spoke: "So, couldn't do it yourself, Axel?"

Axel addressed the newcomer (who was pulling down his hood as Axel spoke) with: "Just wanted you to have some fun, too, Luxord."

Luxord walked to Axel's side, pulled out his deck of cards, and began shuffling. "Anyone want to play?"

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CNR: Beware my magical cliffhanger powers! Muhahahahahahahahahaha- (cough, cough) (gag) (sneeze) (-insert cholera sounds-)

Raro: You're weird.

CNR: (smiles) I know. I try.

Raro: ...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: Anyhoo... That's all the fanfic that's fit to print! (turns to Raro) Can I do it? Pleeeeeeease?

Raro: Just get it out of your system.

CNR: YES! CNR is in da house! Representing Deuchland!

Raro: YOU. AREN'T. GERMAN! Grr...

VW Guy: Yah, yoo tohtaly shtole iet!