CNR: WWHH chapter 5 is in da house! Representing Deuchland!

Raro: Ok, here's the thing. First of all, you don't own that phrase! Second of all, Deuchland is German for Germany, so you are saying that you are representing Germany, and you are American!

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: ...

Raro: Augh! You used my own technique against me!

CNR: Fear my reverse psycology! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Raro: ...

CNR: ...

Raro: ...

CNR: Touché, Raro. Touché.

Raro: Thank you. You were a tough competitor.

CNR: I try. I own Raro. Square-Enix owns all Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy characters. And now for our feature presentation: Chapter 5!

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Luxord walked to Axel's side, pulled out his deck of cards, and began shuffling. "Anyone want to play?"

"Hm. This should be interesting," thought Raro. "Axel and Luxord versus three Keyblade wielders, a duck, and some dog... thing."

Axel switched his chakram back to his other hand (remember that he had switched them both to his right hand earlier) and began swinging them around in his hands, similar to what he did before his earlier fight with Roxas. Luxord shuffled his cards, flipping them around his body with barely any movement at all. Roxas, Sora, and Raro all struck the "Sora pose" with their Keyblades. (Author's Note: You know what I'm talking about. It's the pose that both Sora and Roxas strike with the Keyblade on their right, their knees bent, and a bad-attitude face on. Roxas makes it when he fights the Dusk by the Mansion towards the beginning of KH2.) Donald and Goofy both struck their battle poses, but all of a sudden Naminé ran up.

"Naminé? What are you doing?" asked Raro.

"Since I knew, if you decided to change the game, that there would be more fighting, I figured that I should learn a few spells..." Naminé replied.

"Cool!" Raro told the quiet blonde girl. He turned to Axel and Luxord. "Dude, you guys are so toast. No, really. Toast. And not even lightly browned toast. No, you guys are pitch black toast that makes the house smell for a week."

Everyone just kinda stood there, staring at Raro. Raro slowly turned around. "..what?"

Axel snorted as he started to run towards the group. "You really are Dorky McKeyblade, aren't you?"

Raro quickly began running towards Axel, Keyblade ready to slash. "That's Mr. Dorky McKeyblade to you, loserface!"

Raro came within six feet to Axel, when Luxord suddenly appeared by the red-headed pyromaniac. "Hm. Not the smartest combatant, is he?" remarked Luxord. He began flipping around his cards, and quickly shot a card towards Raro. When the card touched Raro's skin, 'Dorky McKeyblade' was turned into a card.

"What the heck?" Raro half-yelled. He noticed that Axel continued to run towards him. "Uhm... guys?" the giant Raro card requested. Closer and closer Axel came; Raro watched, frozen with fear, as the distance between the two quickly decreased. "Guys? GUYS!" Raro shut his eyes, preparing to get roasted by Axel's attacks. Suddenly, Raro heard a loud clanging sound, and quickly opened his eyes. Sora had deflected Axel's attack, protecting Raro from the flames. "Thanks, dude," commented the Raro card. "By the way, I'm Raro."

"No problem. I'm Sora- watch out!" Sora yelled as he pushed Raro out of the way of Axel's attack, then parried his chakram strikes with the Kingdom Key.

"Think Raro, think... what helps quicken the time you gotta be a card?" Raro thought hard. "Crap... what was it? ...oh, yeah!" Raro turned horizontally and began spinning in a circle, slightly knicking Axel. "Feel the wrath of my papercuts!"

Axel swatted the the card away as he tried to attack Sora. "Luxord," Axel called to his blonde partner, "I told you- we should've turned him into a dice!"

Luxord, rolling his eyes, shuffled his cards again and once again shot another card at Raro, who turned into a dice this time. "That better?"

Raro sighed. "Oh, for cryin' out loud..."

While Axel and Sora fought and Raro tried to attack Axel in dice form, Luxord summoned a bunch of Samurai Nobodies. "Hm. Let's see how the prey fights back."

Roxas, Luxord and Axel's "prey", ran up to the Nobodies and began attacking, accompanied by Donald, Goofy, and Naminé. They attempted to each corner a Nobody and take them out, but that only resulted in a bunch of damage taken from the Nobodies' sword slashes. Roxas called out in the middle of the fight, "Guys! We all gotta attack one at a time!" They all targeted the same Nobody, and although it took some time, the crowd of white jumpsuits was eliminated, leaving Luxord to take care of.

"Hah, I guess the prey has some bite... when accompanied by the local zoo and his girlfriend. But let's see what happens," Luxord said as he shot cards at Donald and Goofy, turning them into cards, "when the bizarre exhibit from the zoo can't help him."

Roxas and Naminé took some steps back, suprised by Luxord's actions, but regained control and got ready to fight. "Naminé," murmured Roxas, "I'll distract him using the Keyblade- you attack him with spells." Naminé nodded as Roxas ran up to the blonde Nobody.

Roxas began swinging the Keyblade rapidly at Luxord while Luxord blocked the Keyblade with his arms. "Hm, not bad," commented Luxord. Immediately afterward, a Thunder bolt struck Luxord and stunned him momentarily, giving Roxas enough time to land a couple whacks with the Kingdom Key.

"Nice hit, Naminé!" Roxas called to the girl.

Naminé laughed her quiet, shy laugh as Roxas continued the fight with the card fighter.

MEANWHILE

Sora and Axel continued to fight, fighting with just the same amount of skill as the other. Raro, meanwhile, kept trying to whack Axel, but being a dice, had quite a bit of trouble doing so. "Come on, wear off already!" Raro yelled in his head. Finally, a slight puff of smoke quickly surrounded the Raro dice, and he turned back into normal Raro. "Yes!" He summoned his Keyblade and ran towards Axel. "Sora!" called Raro to the teen. "Let's try attacking him together- a Limit!"

When Sora got a chance to respond during the fight, he replied, "A what?"

"It'll make sense later in the game."

"What 'game'?"

"Uhm... stay on track with this conversation! We just have to attack together, and then we'll do a lot more damage," explained Raro.

"Uh, ok. Let's try it." Sora ran over to Raro. "Now what?"

"Um... wing it!" Raro quickly responded.

Both of them ran towards Axel, pushing the two Keyblades together. Grabbing the two Keyblades with both their hands, Raro and Sora began swinging the Keyblade with incredibly fast speed and strong force. After four strikes of said attack against Axel, the teens separated their Keyblades, simultaneously jumped high into the air and vertically slashed Axel, promptly making the pyro become unconscious.

"Hm. Wow. We can really wing it," commented Raro with an embarressed smile.

"Heh, yeah. Now let's go help Roxas and Naminé," replied a panting Sora as the two began to run over to the fight between the Nobodies.

Roxas was fighting Luxord with all his might. Though he had landed a respectable amount of hits, he was fighting an uphill battle. After all, he had only become a Keyblade wielder five days before! "Roxas!" called Raro. Roxas looked over. "What'd we miss?" Raro called to the Nobody as he prepared to fight Luxord.

Luxord, when Sora and Raro ran up, jumped back so as to make room between himself and the group. "You fight respectably. I admire that. However, we of the Organization are not foolish. We know when to stop fighting a losing fight." He summoned a dark portal. "Axel!" he called to his fellow member. "Let's go!"

With a groan, Axel slowly got to his feet. Looking towards Roxas, he confidently limped over to the portal and followed Luxord through it, and the portal closed with the normal whooshing sound.

Gathering in front of Sora's former pod, the group talked about what to do next. Donald and Goofy, who had just turned back into themselves, also rejoined the group. DiZ (who had actually been in the corner during the fight, avoiding being attacked and having no defense) quietly walked up and calmly tugged on Raro's shirt. He motioned Raro away from the group. Reminding Raro, he said, "Unfortunately, we both know that it is time for you to return to the real world."

Raro nodded. "Yeah, I know..."

DiZ smiled. "Well, let's tell them what's going on."

Walking back to the group, Raro told them, "Guys, I have to leave."

Sora was suprised. "Where are you going?"

Raro thought for a moment. "I've got... er, other things I gotta take care of. But don't worry, we'll see each other again. Whenever you all must fight a member of the Organization, I'll come back and help you fight."

Sora contented himself with, "Ok... Well, I guess we'll see you later, Raro!" He smiled as he finished the sentence.

Raro looked to DiZ and nodded. With a wave, he told the group, "Later, guys!"

"Well, see'ya later, Raro!" called Goofy with a wave.

"Yeah, till next time, Raro," said Donald.

"Goodbye, Raro," replied Naminé with a smile.

"Later, Raro," Roxas told Raro.

Raro turned to DiZ and said, "Ok, let's go."

As the two walked back to DiZ's computer room, Raro thought... about the day, about meeting Naminé and Roxas, about the future. "...and now the game really begins..."

When they reached the computer room, DiZ walked over to the computer screens and typed in a couple keystrokes. The familiar green slice of light once again lit, and DiZ turned to Raro. "Just walk through it, and you'll be back," he explained.

"But what about during the game? How will I get back and forth between the game and home?" asked Raro.

"It should work automatically," DiZ explained. "You shouldn't have to worry about anything."

"Ok... see you later, DiZ!" Raro walked over to the sliver of light.

"Goodbye, Raro."

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Confidently, Raro walked through the light. He noticed a bright white light surrounding him, and when he could recognize where he was, he realized that he was in his room. The game was on the main menu, only a third button with no words beside it had been added to it. With a slight smile towards his TV screen, Raro thought:

"Let the game begin."

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CNR: (pants) That was... cha... chapter... 5!

Raro: What's wrong with you?

CNR: So... much... typing... (passes out)

Raro: ...

Sora: ...

Roxas: ...

Donald: ...

Goofy: ...

DiZ: ...

Naminé: ...

Raro: Anyhoo, That's all the fanfiction that's fit to print!

Whole group: (randomly does the wave)

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CNR: (conventiently un-passes out) PS: A HUGE thank you to all who have reviewed; you all get an all-free Imaginary Friend! Feel free to name him/her/it whatever you feel like!(coughRarocough) (re-passes out)

Raro: You're wierd... and yes, I totally agree. (coughRarocough)

CNR: (un-re-passes out)I know.(re-un-re-passes out)

Raro: Whatever... (coughRAROcough)