Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC, but I consider it a healthy obsession.

A/N: I was pleasantly surprised at the amount of reviews that suddenly swamped me upon writing this fan fiction. THANK YOU! And sorry it's so late, fanfiction was being such a bitch and not letting me upload my documents.

Haruhi fell to her knees, twitching noticeably. This was not what she had expected. "I… I can't marry all of you! And I just turned eighteen! I don't plan to marry anyone for a while, even if I am legal age now!" She told them in a firm, disbelieving voice.

All of them stood up, expecting this to be a reaction. Kyoya compulsively fixed his glasses before speaking. "I know it seems that way to you, but in our world, marriage is something important and immediate, for it is very important for us to have at least one heir. You seem to be the wife we all have in mind, and one that all of our parents have approved of. However, polygamy is obviously illegal, and you can't marry all of us. So, we think it's only fair for you to choose which one of us you wish to spend the rest of your life with. We ask you to make your decision wisely."

Haruhi stared at the boys for a long time as all of them broke into smiles. She looked from person to person as they spoke.

"So, who do you want, Haruhi?" Hikaru asked.

"It's your choice." Kaoru chimed in.

"Whatever Haru-chan says, goes!" Hunny giggled.

"And we'll be happy no matter who you choose." Mori nodded.

"So, who will it be, Princess?" Kyoya smiled (as readers take collective gasps).

Her gaze lastly rested on Tamaki, who had been surprisingly quiet. He smiled in return. "Do whatever your heart tells you to, Haruhi."

…

"I CAN'T JUST CHOOSE WHO I'M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH ON THE SPOT LIKE THIS!" Haruhi gave an exasperated cry before falling to her knees, disintegrating with shock (looking a bit like Tamaki, actually).

"You have one week." Kyoya declared ruthlessly.

"O-One week…" And with that, Haruhi disappeared into a cloud of dust.

"Okaa-san, is our marrying our daughter considered incest?" Tamaki asked Kyoya distantly as the group watched Haruhi's spirit float out into the sunset.

Somehow, they had recovered Haruhi from her almost comatose state and taken her home (they had to carry her). Every now and then between the school and her house, they heard almost inaudible mutterings of "idiots" or "rich bastards" but decided to ignore this.

When Haruhi was finally conscious enough (after about ten minutes after the bunch had left) she was picking at her food across the table from her father, who was still puzzled at why Haruhi had to be dragged home in a state of utter shock and disbelief. He was about ready to call the police and report rape when Haruhi spoke up.

"Otou-san…" She asked faintly as she nibbled a bite of rice. "How did you decide to marry Okaa-san?"

"Ah, funny story. Your mom and I went to high school together… but she didn't really like me that much back then. I was too weird and flamboyant." He laughed slightly. "Then in college we really started getting close, and your mother got into law school and everything. She was really something. But anyway, I'm not sure if we even formally dated, but one day, I decided to pop the question. Actually, I did it with a plastic ring because I couldn't afford to buy her a real one before I knew her answer. At first, she started yelling at me, and when she found out I was serious, she went into a state of utter shock and disbelief, and I had to practically carry her home. In the end, after spending some more time together, and thinking things through, she agreed. So, following that, I bought her a real ring and we got married." Ranka shrugged.

"Wow, I've never really heard the story before…" Haruhi speculated. She smiled. "It's sweet though."

"Why do you ask?" Ranka asked between bites.

Haruhi twitched. "You wouldn't believe me even if I told you…"

Ranka looked questioningly at her for a moment before shrugging.

"Hey, Otou-san? How long after you proposed did Okaa-san finally say yes?" Haruhi asked with slight interest.

Ranka smiled. "Exactly one week."

Okay, so it's another short one. Keeps the suspense going, lol. By the way, I know you all are making requests, but I do have a couple in mind already. But don't worry, I will give every couple at least one chapter of justice. This should be fun.