ch 2 She's Mad

"Oh,"said Remus looking at their schedule during breakfast. "We have classes with the Ravenclaw's this week."

"Yah!," cheered Peter "No more Snape!."

"Ahhh!," said James and Sirius in unison "We--"

"I thought you guys hated Snape," interrupted Remus "Why do you want to see him?"

"Because Moony, mate," grinned Sirius " We were going to try this new hex on ol' Snivellus that turns his hair bright pink with green spots."

"Cool!," squeaked Peter.

"Don't worry Padfoot," said James in sympathetic tone turning to Sirius "We can hex Snivellus next week or actually any time we see him"

"I can't bloody wait!" said Sirius excitedly.

"Sirius," said a disapproving Lily "You're not going to hex Severus ,are you? for like the 5 millionth time!"

"No, Lils," said Sirius "Me and Prongs are going to hex o' Snivelli, and for the 5 millionth and one time to be exact."

"You're actually counting?," grinned Remus looking up from his book Charms for the Charmed.

"No Moony," said Sirius "5 millionth and one just sounds better that 5 millionth."

"Yah," said James with his mouth full of bacon "five millionth and one does sound better! We should make it Marauder's rule 567. "Never--"

"When are you two going to grow up," interrupted Lily disgusted at James and Sirius.

"We are grown up," said Sirius pretending to be serious. "We're going to be seventeen next year, of age!".

"And," said James as though this was the most exciting thing in the world "We will be able to drink firewisky legally!"

"Is this all guys think about!," said a frustrated Lily "drinking firewisky, Quidditch, and pranks!"

"You forgot lilies," said James.

"Why would guys think about flowers," said Lily changing from mad to confused.

"Not flowers Lils," smirked Sirius "Lily, Lily Evans."

"I wouldn't go out with you in a million years Potter!," raged Lily.

"Well," said James "Then a million years to you must mean a week to me then."

"POTTER!, YOUR A BLOODY, FUCKING, ARROGANT, BERK, and I wouldn't date you in one week, one day or one second!" yelled Lily getting up to sit at the other end of the table.

As James's eyes tried to find Lily's new spot at the table he saw something red behind Sirius at the Ravenclaw table. It wasn't Lily's hair, but tomato earrings. Who would be crazy enough to wear tomato earrings along with a paperclip necklace and bracelet that looked like it was made from a chocolate frog card? To complete her dottiness she was reading a magazine upside down.

"She's a bit odd, isn't she?" James asked.

"Not really," said Sirius "She just isn't Joe."

"Someday you're going to have to explain this Joe business to me," said James "But I wonder where those earrings tomato's came from. They're a bit quirky aren't they."

"I got them at hogsmead in Hogwashes Rubbish. Half off and quite a good deal if I say so myself," said a girl turning around to face the Gryfindor table. "They even had all sorts of other vegetables but tomatoes are by far my favorite. Did you even know that by Balderdashes third law states tomato's get their red color from amazon honeybees, in read it in the Quibler and that-"

"What is your name Quibler reader," said Sirius sarcastically.

"Mydal, but most people call me Mad," she said going back to reading the Quibbler unbothered why she was asked a question by a random person.

"Padfoot you're so random," said James.

"Crazy people don't care about random people," said Sirius.

"I'm not sure I'd call her crazy, just a bit eccentric," said Remus taking in her odd appearance and unusual reading material.

"A bit eccentric?," said James "She was reading the Quibbler, upside down"

"Hey," said Sirius suddenly "Isn't mydal a name of a muggle medicine?"

"No, that midol, Padfoot," said Remus.

"How do you, know that Moony, it's not like you take it!," said Sirius.

"Well, said Remus sheepily "I do"

"WHAT!," said Sirius shocked "You trust that muggle crap! How do you know it works! How do you know it doesn't kill you!"

"Well," interrupted James "Moony's not dead.

"Shut it Prongs!," said an angry Sirius.

"Honestly, Padfoot, you should take Muggle Studies," said Remus "then you would find out that not everything muggles do is a complete waste."

"Well," said Sirius " I heard from Frank that muggles stare at a box for hours. Is that a complete waste of time or what!"

"Padfoot," said Remus trying to be patient "that's a television, and its quite cool and--"

"I don't need to know about bloody muggle crap!," said a flaming Sirius "I happen to know how to do magic!"

"Fine! I'm bloody leaving," said Remus finally losing his temper as he packed up his books and left for the common room.

"Hey, Padfoot," said James excitedly "I know what Mad was staring at."

"What?" said Sirius.

"Moony" said James "her eyes followed him when he walked away."

"So," said Sirius "He made a scene."

"No, I think he was what she was staring at the whole time," said James.

"No way," said Sirius "Nobody in their right mind would like Moony."

"Well," said James "I wouldn't she's in her right mind."

"Now I can't wait to tell Moony he has a crazy stalker," said Sirius taking his last bite of toast thinking of how fun it would be to torture Remus.

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