ch 4 Are You Lying
As Sirius once said Ben was like Joe. Nobody knew what he was talking about until he further explained it. Sirius said because average people are called average Joes and Ben is an average person he is like Joe. And like most average people Ben got in trouble once in awhile.
"Are you popping gum Mr. Weasley," said Professor Slughorn to Ben.
"Uh, no sir," said Ben to quickly.
"Are you chewing gum?" said Professor Slughorn.
"Um, no professor," said Ben nervously.
"Is there gum in your mouth," said Professor Slughorn.
"Uhh, no, sir," said Ben guiltily.
"Are you lying to me?" said Professor Slughorn.
"Yes, oh shit!" said Ben
"Then please spit that gum out then Mr. Weasley," said Profesor Slughorn.
"Ooh," said Sirius "Are we playing twenty questions?" said Sirius catching on and not waiting for a response.
"Soooo Benny Boy!, "Question five: Have you had fun in bed?" said Sirius.
"That is totally inappropriate!," said Remus kicking Sirius under the table.
"Owwww!," said Sirius.
"It hurt?," said James sniggering.
"NO!," it did not hurt!" said Sirius "I'm a professional!"
"I'm more professional then you," said James!
"No!," said Sirius I've done it --"
"You guys are soooooo, like sick!" said Remus.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh," said Sirius call 1-800--"
"You dumb as--" said Remus.
"So we have to give you the test again?" said James.
"We haven't taken the test yet," said Remus.
"The test for how much fun Moony has with Ben--NO!," blurted Sirius OH SHIT!, that sounded wrong!
"Well it is." said James cracking up.
"NOoo! I meant how much fun Moony has had fun in BED," said Sirius trying to talk over James sniggering.
"To get one stait--" said Remus.
"I'm not," suggested Sirius.
"Shut it Padfoot! I'M NOT GAY!," Remus yelled unfortunately to the whole class."
The whole class started cracking up.
"Well that great to know Moony," said James.
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