Chapter 5 70's SPEW

Authors note: Thanks to Harrypotterwriter456 and harrypotterfan2011 for the reviews.

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"Hey, Prongs if you lean in closely you can hear the popping," said Sirius excitedly.

"Do I even want to know what the hell you guys are talking about," said Remus sitting down next to them in the great hall.

"I don't know, but if it has to do with Sirius and James it is probably perverted," said Ben.

"Hey!," said James "Just because you caught me looking up Lily's skirt-"

"Hah! caught in confession!" said Sirius

"Oi Padfoot!" said James "you just looked up that blond girl's skirt"

"Well," said Sirius rebounding "I never said it was wrong!"

"You guys are sick," said Remus shaking his head going back to reading his book.

"So, guys what was popping," said Ben attempting to change the subject, he really didn't want everyone to hear his best friends talking about looking up girls skirts.

"Popping?," said Sirius "Oh, that was just Prong's Rice Crispy cereal."

"Cereal?" said Ben, now it was his turn to be slightly confused. "Cereal for what?"

"For eating dumb ass," said Sirius as he turned to James "I thought everyone knew that! Didn't you know that?"

"I guess, someone got hit hard with a bludger," said James snickering.

"No," said Ben "that wasn't the point. and I don't even play quidith. And what the hell happened to the toast, the pancakes the sausages, the usual shit load of breakfast stuff.

Ben looked down the long great hall table and saw all the delicious food had been replaced by boxes of cereal. He picked up the closest box and read "Economy Size Sugar Pops" and had the word "Eat" written in girly handwriting before it and "for House Elf rights" after it. So, correctly the whole box said "Eat Economy Size Sugar Pops for House Elf Rights". House Elf rights? What did cereal have to do with House Elf rights?

"Hey Ben," said Sirius "why the hell are you staring at that cereal box."

"Well, read it," said Ben.

"So, what house elves have the right to eat cereal if they want," said Sirius quickly getting back to staring at the blond girl who was walking up the aisle between the table. and apparently she noticed.

"Do you have a problem," she said "Why are you staring at me."

Ben looked at her to see what Sirius thought was so great about this girl. Well, she was pretty alright with long blond hair, he didn't particularly like blond hair. It was the type of blond hair in which you could see the brown roots starting to show. And she was holding a box of the house elf right cereal and had a button on her shirt that said "Eat cereal, free house elves."

Then he heard Sirius say "I have a problem, you're so hot your burning me up."

"So, burn up," she said "I'm busy."

She was she was placing the cereal boxes on the the tables.

"Hey what's your name come back here!", said Ben "what are you doing with the cereal boxes."

"Cereal boxes, oh they're to free up the house elves so they don't have to cook breakfast, she said "and my name's Chrissy, not what's your name. Then she hurried away before Sirius could get to talk to her.

"So Padfoot," said James "there's finally is a girl that doesn't like you."

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Authors note: Hey, I hoped you liked the chapter. I got the inspiration while eating my own box of cereal. Please review so I know if people are interested in reading future chapters.