A/N: Heh. Toph in Wonderland. You thought you knew Alice in Wonderland? Well welcome to my version.
Summary: Toph goes to Wonderland.
Pairings: AzulaXToph, Smoph, Taang, Tophshot, Toko, Smellershot, Ty Lokka, IrohXUrsa, Jemai, ZhouZula, and Zutara.
Warnings: Femmslash, my perverted brain and OOC like whoa.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the plot, but I did rewrite most of the actual Alice in Wonderland thing… with help from Frank Beddor, who wrote the very wonderful Looking Glass Wars.
L I N E B R E A K
Toph was actually the first to awake the next morning, then Katara, then Sokka and so on and so forth. Smellerbee hugged her on contact, barreling her into the fire pit, which had not been lit due to Zuko still being half asleep.
After dusting off all the black ash that had gotten on her green dress and eating a fine breakfast of wet oatmeal and dried cherries, Zuko took her hand.
"Come Princess, I have a surprise for you."
L I N E B R E A K
Zuko uncovered Toph's eyes and looked at a place she finally remembered. It was a beautiful pond. At the head of it was a beautiful weeping willow tree and a swing under it.
"I remember here! Katara used to take me here and push me on the swing in summer! And then I would cannonball into the water!" Toph gasped, laughing at the memory.
"It's too cold to jump in, but I thought you might want to look into the water… do you remember the special properties of it?" Zuko asked.
Toph thought for a moment, and then shook her head nervously.
"It shows you your future…" Zuko replied.
Toph's eyes widened, "But I already know my future! I'm going to—"
Zuko hushed her with his lips on hers. She blushed a dark red color and closed her eyes. When they broke apart both were still blushing madly. Toph put a relaxed fist to her lips and gazed into the waters. The waters whirled around slightly, and showed first an image of Toph as she was now, her hair down, wearing a simple olive green dress. Then it swirled around some more and showed her with her hair down, wearing a more elaborate olive green dress and a headdress on her head that was adorned with red and green hearts. She held a scepter with a ruby heart as the top piece in her left hand. Next to her was a man wearing pretty much the same thing, only a little smaller on the headdress and scepter thing, with feathers entwined into his headdress. His robes were grey and… feathered…
Aang! Toph shouted in her head. Longshot wasn't connected to her today, letting her off a leash for now, and Toph was glad of that.
The Future Pool's version of herself turned and kissed the Future Pool's Aang on the mouth and winked at the real Toph.
Toph gasped and flew back onto the grass, "What is it, Princess?" Zuko asked.
"Take… take me back to the camp, Zuzu…"
"It's not even lunch time!" Zuko exclaimed.
"That was an order!" Toph shouted.
Zuko grabbed her hand and walked back to the campsite.
L I N E B R E A K
"You two are back early," Katara commented.
"Yeah… she saw something in the Future Pool and demanded we come back," Zuko replied.
"Katara we need to talk!" Toph shouted, grabbing the mouse girl's hand and dragging her into her tent.
"What is it Princess, what did you see in the Pool?"
"I'm going to defeat Azula," Toph told her, Katara nodded happily, "And I'm going to marry Aang…"
"Aang? Dodo bird Aang?" Katara asked.
Toph nodded.
Katara smiled, "That's so great! So you'll go with him to the ball… and now I can pick which one I want?"
Toph shook her head, "You have to take Zuko…"
"What? That hot-head? Why?"
"Because Longshot and Smellerbee belong together!" Toph exclaimed, "Remember?"
Katara thought for a moment, "Yes, you're right… better tell everybody tonight when Ty Lee comes!"
Toph nodded, "Thanks for understanding, Katara."
Katara smiled and stood up to leave.
"And Katara?" Toph asked.
"Yeah?"
"It's nice to know that you'll be my Aunt."
L I N E B R E A K
Ty Lee, Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Toph, Aang, Smellerbee and Longshot gathered around the fire after dinner, waiting patiently for Toph to speak.
"Okay… I have chosen," Toph said.
Aang was still sulking because he hadn't gotten to woo Toph, and was thinking that she had already chosen Zuko.
"I choose Aang as my mate," Toph replied.
Aang looked up and suddenly grinned, "Y-You do?"
Toph smiled and nodded, blushing slightly. Aang stood up and hugged her, kissing her tenderly in a special spot under her ear. She giggled, standing, "And I was Zuko and Katara to be my Queen and King of Diamonds."
Katara took Zuko's hand as he looked with wide eyes at her. She kissed his fingers and he blushed.
"And I want Smellerbee and Longshot as my Queen and King of Spades," Toph continued.
Smellerbee and Longshot looked at each other, and then at their feet before blushing maniacally. Longshot finally got up some courage and took the rabbit girl's hand.
"And lastly, but definitely not leastly, Ty Lee and Sokka as my Queen and King of Clubs," Toph finished, turning to the happy couple.
"But first, we must get some rest, pack up, and face Azula," Sokka said, taking his betrothed's hand.
L I N E B R E A K
"What is it, Jet?" Azula asked as the shape-shifting feline walked into her chambers.
"Princess Toph is back," the cat boy said, shape-shifting into his human form, kneeling, and kissing her hand. The scantily clad girl smirked wickedly as a human rose walked in.
"Why did you have to decapitate my date?" Mai asked, talking about Haru.
"He angered me, and you know how I handle anger," Azula replied, "Where is Ty Lee?"
"She's picking up some nobles from outside the palace," Mai replied, "But now who am I going to with?"
"I'll take her," Jet replied, smirking as his tail twitched. He took Mai's hand and bowed.
She blushed and nodded, "It would be a pleasure, Mr. Cheshire Cat…"
A/N: Jet: Yes! I finally make an appearance!
Toph-sama: And so does Jemai!
Mai: (blushing maniacally)
Toph-sama: Yay for Ty Lokka, Taang, Zutara, and Smellershot! (zips off to write a new profile.)
Jet: Now what?
Smellerbee: I'm going with her.
Longshot: (nods)
Jet: What the hell. (follow Toph-sama)
Mai: … (leaves to go train with Azula and Ty Lee.)