Hyperactivity is Addiction
The Setting: Kairi's house
The time: 8:08 pm
The Characters: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mrs. Uchida (Kairi's mom) Miss Oliver (Kairi's Home Economics Teacher)
The plot: Wait and see
The Story: Starts now
The Kitchen
Kairi: (pulling a tray out of her piping hot oven) They're done!
Riku: What are you doing? (sniffs) No...what are you cooking?
Kairi: (shielding the fresh tray of triple decker double fudge chocolate filled brownies she made) Uhh...nothing.
Riku: It's something. (tries to get around her) You can't hide them from me. (faking behind her, he grabbed the EXTREMELY HOT tray) AAAH!
Kairi: See! Those are for my Home Economics class.
Riku: Oh come on, (blowing on his rd hands) you won't miss just one little-
Kairi: No, now shoo! (pushing him out)
Riku: Aw man...
8:13 pm
Riku: (peeking into the kitchen) Heh heh, no one's here. Now's my chance!
Kairi: Caught you! Now get.
Riku: Pleeeeeease? (puppy-dog eyes)
Kairi: You're cute, but that doesn't work on me.
Riku: (walking out) It works when Sora does it.
8:15 pm
Riku: (yelling over the banging from Kairi) Sorry Kairi, but I'll let you out after I get one brownie. Or two. Or ten. (left)
Kairi: Riku! Don't you dare!
The kitchen
Riku: (running to the kitchen) Finally, sustenance! Aaha ha ha ha-
Sora: (standing in the doorway) Nope. Not while I'm here.
Riku: S-Sora?! When did you get here? Nevermind, let me through.
Sora: I'm not letting you get any chocolate.
Riku: I won't go crazy anymore, I swear! Besides, if you give me a brownie, I'll give you a kiss.
Sora: No, I can-what?
Riku: You heard me, I'll give you a nice, big, dreamy, luschious, unforgettable, kiss. Right on the lips. Tounge. And. All.
Sora: (eyes got big) A...a...a...kiss? No, I-I-I can't. (looked over to Riku, who's licking his lips) NO! OK, I'll get you one! (ran into the kitchen and grabbed a brownie and handed it to Riku) There it is. Now, I'm ready! (closes his eyes and puckers up)
Riku: (hastily ate the brownie and got an enormous goofy grin on his face) Heh heh heh heh heh heh...(sneaked in the kitchen and greedily ate the others) Meh heh heh...HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Sora: (snapped out of it) Huh, oh. Crap! Riku-
Riku: (in a crazed, strangely high-pitched pschyotic voice) MORE! I WANT MORE!!! AaaaHAAAAhahahaha! (ran out)
Sora: Oh man, where's Kairi? (looked about the house until he heard her in the closet) Kairi? Riku ate them. (unlocked the door)
Kairi: (bursting out of the door) Oh, no! Why did you let him?
Sora: He tricked me! We've gotta find him!
The living room
Riku is still rampaging the house looking for the chocolate sensation when Kairi's mother walked in.
Mrs. Uchida: Why hello Rik- what happened to my house?!
Riku: YOU! (ran over to her on all fours and sniffed her) I...smell(sniffed her purse (her bag you dirty nutjobs!) CHOCOLATE!
Mrs. Uchida: Yes, well I did get some chocolate made directly from the cacao beans. I was going to share it with you all for some hot chocolate if you wanted.
Sora&Kairi: NO! (dove on Riku)
Mrs. Uchida: Oh my! What's going on?
Riku: Raargh! Let me GO! The precious...CHOCOLATE! (started to snarl and bite at Sora and Kairi)
Kairi: Remember when I...told you about-OW! Riku's problem-He bit me!
Mrs. Uchida: Oh, I see, let me just hide-
Riku: GIMME! (escaped their clutches and tackled Mrs. Uchida) Chocolate...CHOCOLATE! (grabbed the entire bag of chocolate and dumped it into his mouth)
Sora: Oh crap! (tried to grab Riku but he jumped out of the way)
Riku: (a description: Eyes dilated, twitching, he's breathing harsh and heavy, also foaming at the mouth and head cocked to the side) Ooooooooooh, hee he HAHAHAHA! Must...have...MORE!
Kairi: He's out of control! How do we stop him?
Sora: There's only one way. (took off his shoe) Fly true, O' loyal shoe! (chucked it at Riku's head)
Riku: (ducked) Ha! Mised me, missed me, now you gotta kiss-nevermind,-huh?-FWAPT! (Sora threw his other shoe which collided with the side of Riku's head)
Mrs. Uchida: No more chocolate as long as he's in the house!
Kairi: Yes ma'am. I'll clean up.
Sora: But waht about your project?
Kairi: I won't have enough time to make some more, nonetheless enough ingredients. I just hope we have a subsitute tomorrow.
The next day-8:59 am-Home Ec.
Miss Oliver: Kairi, where is your project? And don't give me some lame excuse about your dog ate your homework.
Kairi: My dog didn't eat it, Riku did.
And there's the second drabble! I don't know if it was as funny as the first, I just wanted to get the point across. DO NOT GIVE RIKU CHOCOLATE. Got it memorized?