Author's note: This part will be a bit long, because I put in the full lyrics. I couldn't figure out which characters would be the judges/host, so I Sonic-fied the real ones. I hope the songs suit each character.

A large pink butterfly walks onto a neon-lighted stage.

"Hello, and welcome to Mobian Idol! I'm your host, Ryan the Butterfly! Let's give a hand to our wonderful judges!"

"Randy the Echidna!" "Yo!" Randy said.

"Paula the Cat!" "Hi!' said Paula.

"And, the lean, mean, critic machine, Simon the Mongoose!" "Yes, hello, Ryan." replied Simon.

The audience booed.

Ryan continued. "Tonight's episode is special. Instead of just watching our contestants sing, each of them has also made a choreographed performance!"

The audience cheered wildly.

"And here they are! Your Mobian Idols!"

"Knuckles the Echidna!"

"Rouge the Bat!"

"Metal Sonic!"

"Silver the Hedgehog!"

"Vector the Crocodile!"

"Espio the Chameleon!"

"Amy Rose!"

"Shadow the Hedgehog!"

"Blaze the Cat!"

"And finally, Sonic the Hedgehog!"

"Sonikku!!!!" cried fangirls in the audience.

"Let's also welcome our groups, who will be vying for the title of Mobian Band!"

"The Babylon Rouges; Jet the Hawk, Wave the Swallow, and Storm the Albatross!"

"Team Evil; Dr. Eggman, Mephiles the Dark, and Chaos!"

"Team Retro; Mighty the Armadillo, Honey the Cat, and Ray the Squirrel!

"And last but not least, Team Kawaii; Tails the Fox, Cream the Rabbit, and Charmy Bee! They will be vying for your votes tomorrow!"

"Now, up first, Silver the Hedgehog!"

Silver walked onto the stage and was bombarded with cries of "faker", "recolor", and "pothead". He started his song.

They see me mowing my front lawn,

I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy,

Think I'm just too white and nerdy,

Think I'm just too white and nerdy,

I'm just too white and nerdy,

Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I want to roll with the gangstas,

But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy,

Think I'm just too white and nerdy,

Think I'm just too white and nerdy,

I'm just too white and nerdy,

Really, really white and nerdy


First in my class here at MIT,
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D,
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC,
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rings never spin, to the contrary,
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry,
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out,
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places,
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise,
I'm a whiz at Sonic Heroes - I could play for days,
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze like Blaze
There's no killer app I haven't run,
At Pascal, well I'm number one,
Do Vector's calculus just for fun,
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Sonic Drive is my favorite theme song,
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong,
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on,
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway,
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy,
Think I'm just too white and nerdy,
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy,
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas,
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy,
Think I'm just too white and nerdy,
I'm just too white and nerdy,
How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
Archie comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Sonic X really well,
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites,
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my chao!
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack,
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me floatin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy,
Just because I'm white and nerdy,
All because I'm white and nerdy,
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas,
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

"All right, good job, Silver! Let's see what our judges think! Randy? How about you?"

"Yo, dawg, it was tight! Not perfect, but you hit it!"

"Paula?" Ryan asked.

"It was really, really, really good!"

"Simon?"

"Absolutely dreadful. That was like listening to drunken karaoke at a hillbilly wedding! If your mother were here, she would die of shame!"

"You hurt me! BLAAZEE!" Silver cried as he ran off the stage.

"Okaay…" Ryan said. "Now, here's Metal Sonic!"

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

You're wondering who I am (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
-machine or mannequin ( secret, secret, I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan,( secret, secret, I've got a secret)
I am the modern man

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control

I am the modern man, ( secret, secret, I've got a secret)
who hides behind a mask ( secret, secret, I've got a secret)
So no one else can see (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo...domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo...domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo...domo...domo

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,

(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) for doing the jobs that nobody wants to
(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) and thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) For helping me escape just when I needed to
(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) Thank you-thank you, thank you
(Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto) I want to thank you, please, thank you

The problem's plain to see; too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
to throw away this mask (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
so everyone can see (secret, secret, I've got a secret)
my true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

"Thank you, Metal Sonic! Judges?"

"Wow. That was just plain cool, dawg!" Randy said.

"I totally agree with Randy." said Paula.

"That was extremely messed up. Bad." Simon sneered.

"I could kill you instantly." said Metal Sonic.

"Guys! Be nice!" Ryan yelled.

"Next up is Shadow!"

Fangirls squealed from the audience. "OMG!!! SHADOW!!!! I LUFFS JOO!!!! MARRY MEEE!!!!"

Shadow walked up onto the stage. "Before I begin, I'd like to dedicate this song to Maria. Why God, why!"

I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

Everybody's screaming

I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm sleeping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't

How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

"Shadow the Hedgehog, everybody!"

"Yo, I understand completely. Times can be rough." said Randy.

"Oh, so emotional. You really put your heart into it." Paula sighed.

"Complete and utter emo shit!" yelled Simon.

"Uh, yeah. We'll be back after the commercial break." Ryan said.

Author's note: Who do you think did the best?

Part 2 coming soon!