Clown Shoes

The Setting: Castle Oblivion-Main room

The time: 12:53 pm

The Characters: Roxas, Axel, Larxene, Demyx

The plot: Feet (hee hee)

The Story: Starts now

Axel: Hey Roxas, what's your shoe size? I wear a 10 myself.

Roxas: 30.

Axel: (looking at Roxas's feet, which are propped up on the ottoman) In…boys, I hope.

Roxas: No, in Men's. And?

Axel: Damn. Ha ha! How can they be that BIG?

Roxas: That's the way I was made. So.

Axel: So? Your feet are huge! Where do you get your shoes? At a circus?

Roxas: (taking his feet down and mumbles) No.

Axel: Heh, or did you steal them from a clown and spray-paint them black? Ha ha, how many cans did you use, 2 cans for each shoe? Ha ha!

Roxas: Shut up Axel or I'll kick you're a-

Larxene: (just entered) Lay off, Axel. Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Axel: I am. His feet are twice the size of me standing up!

Roxas: That's IT! (pulls out keyblades) Put up or shut up! C'mon!

Axel: Aw, Roxas. I was just kidding. There's no reason for all that.

Larxene: Calm down, can't you take a joke?

Roxas: Ok, just…don't talk about my…feet.

Axel: I'll commit it to memory.

Then they were talking and it was cool until Larxene just had to bring up the subject of swimming.

Larxene: Swimming isn't my thing. I'll just conduct the water.

Axel: And you know about me. What about you, Roxas?

Roxas: I'm preety good.

Axel: Of course, anyone can be good if they have built-in flippers.

Roxas: Don't start-

Larxene: Come to think of it, ever since you've been here, I have never seen you barefoot, Roxas.

Axel: Yeah, take your shoes off.

Roxas: I don't have to listen to you-aahh! (just got yanked up in the air upside-down by Axel) Put me down!

Axel: After I see your foot, now why-won't-your-boot-come-OFF! Got it! (pulled of the boot and sock, exposing Roxas's foot) Oh my-

A&L: Damn!

Larxene: He could flap his feet and fly like Dumbo!

Axel: They are the size of boat oars!

Roxas: (kicking and struggling) Let me DOWN!

Demyx: (walks by) What are you guys doing?

Axel: Demyx, look! (held up Roxas's foot against his struggles)

Demyx: What is that? One of those pizza spatulas-oh, it's Roxas's foot. Damn!

Axel: Hahahaha! (laughed so hard he dropped Roxas) Whoops, sorry Roxas…heh heh-HAHAHAHA!

Roxas: You know, I don't have to take this crap! I got ya'll, all THREE of ya'll! (grabbed his boot and sock and left)

Larxene: Hee hee, I didn't think he would take it like that. He acted like a big baby!

Axel: A baby with the world's largest feet! Ha ha!

Demyx: Guys, I think he's serious.

Axel: Tch, I know he's playing. He won't do anything.

Roxas's room

Roxas: Hmph, if they want to see something big, I'll show them something BIG!

And that's my third! I wonder what Roxas will do? Do you know?

Review please!