Sonic Parodies Galore Chapter 3: Mobian Idol 2, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

"Alright, ladies and gentlemen! We are back and we've got more Idols for you! Now performing, a viewer favorite, Rouge the Bat! Take it away, Rouge!"

Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm fallin'

There's no escape
I can't hide
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm lovin' it

Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil cup
Slowly
It's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now

Don't you know that you're toxic

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I'm ready now

"Let's see what the judges think." said Ryan.

"You go, girl! Nice!" exclaimed Randy.

"Pretty good." said Paula.

"Terrible! Get off the stage, you filthy whore!" yelled Simon.

Suddenly, the mongoose felt the sting of the punch of a familiar red echidna.

"Yo, don't mess with my girl, nigga!"

"What the hell is your problem?" Simon snapped.

"It's our turn to represent! Knuckles the Echidna and Vector the Crocodile in the HIZZOUSE!"

They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
My music's sold out
I'm swangin
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Verse 1 -Knuckles
Police think they can see me lean
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the gleam
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the Sega Dreamcast controller
is a full clip and my pistola
Turn a jacker into a coma
Girl you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone
Just tryin to b--- ain't tryin to have no babies
Emerald clean itself so I pull in ladies
Law's on patrol and you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some n---- tryin to jack for some
But we packin somethin that we have and'll have a n---- locked up in the maximum
Security cell, I'm grippin oak
Music loud and trippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
Pull up from behind and is in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
CDs change n----- like who is that producing?
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losin

Verse 2 -Vector
I been drinkin and smokin holdin s--- cause a brother can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve man
N--- been sippin on that Hennessey and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a f---
I got a revolver in my right hand, 40 oz on my lap freezing my b----
Roll a n---- tree, green leaves and all
Comin up pretty deep, me and my dawgs

yo I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat glock glock shots to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops don't see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we dodge em like f--- em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of y'all
Keep a gun in car, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, n--- you poppin dark
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air Vektor Bone and Knuxillionaire

Verse 3 -Knuckles
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of light and I swang it slow
A n---- upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the drinkin drough
So they get behind me tryin to check my tags, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they denyin it's racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast

And been a baller that I am I talk to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even ridin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even madder mood
I'mma laugh at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number two on some more DJ Screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This a message to the laws tellin them WE HATE YOU
I can't be toss or tell em that they shoulda known
Tippin down sittin crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone tryin to find a chick I wanna b---
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma bout to pull up at your home and it's on

"Well…that was certainly an interesting display of hip-hoppery." Ryan said.

"Shut your cracka ass up, pinky!" yelled Vector.

"Uh, let's go to the judges."

"Yo, dawgs, you set the roof on FYIA! One hizzundred pizzoints!" exclaimed Randy.

"I don't know a lot about rap, but you two were awesome!" said Paula.

"Simon, what about you?" Ryan asked.

"I am restricted from commenting on the account of a firearm being brandished in my general direction." he said blankly.

Ryan ignored what Simon said. "Moving on. Now, here's Amy Rose!"

Amy took the mic, and there was a loud feedback noise that made everyone cringe.

"This song is for my luurve, Sonic. Oh no! Fangirl-OVERLOAD!! OMG SONIKKU!!! MARRYZ MEEE!!! WE R MENT 2 BEEEEE!!!! PLUSHIES!!! SONAMY 4 EVURRR!!!"

"Oh, sorry. The song."

Imagine you and me I do

I think about you day and night

It's only right

To think about the guy you love

And hold him tight

So happy together

If I should call you up invest a dime

And you say you belong to me

And ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be

So very fine

So happy together

I can't see you lovin' nobody but me

For all my life

When you're with me baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together

I can't see you lovin' nobody but me

For all my life

When you're with me baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together

Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice

It had to be

The only one for me is you

And you for me

So happy together

How is the weather?

So happy together

We're happy together

So happy together

Happy together

So happy together

"Thank you, Amy! Judges?

"Aww." Paula gushed. "Someone's got a girlfriend!"

"I do not!" screamed a nasally and annoying voice.

"You did your thing. I like it." Said Randy

" Worst. Voice. Ever. You are the equivalent of a musical bug zapper that Ryan should be thrown into. Never touch a mike ever again!" shouted Simon.

Ryan continued. "Next up, everyone's favorite hedgehog, Sonic! And he will be singing… right after the break!"

"Awwwwwwww."

Do do do do do do do do do do Ahhhhhh…

Author's note: I tried to censor out the curse words. Some of them I don't even know what they mean. Why does "nigger" have to be censored, but "cracker" does not? That is racist itself.

Also, this is not a "songfic", because the song isn't the whole "plot".

Please leave comments. I want to know what you think.

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