Roxas's Revenge

The Setting: Castle Oblivion-Main room

The time: Doesn't matter

The Characters: Roxas, Axel, Larxene, Demyx, and a kangaroo

The plot: Dude...

The Story: Starts now

Demyx: Axel, I'm scared!

Axel: Demyx. Roxas isn't gonna do anything to us. He's just bluffing.

Demyx: But I heard him talking to someone, and I heard our names!

Larxene: You must really believed him, didn't you? The worst he could do to us is kick us-

Axel: But Larxene, that's lilke saying getting kicked by an airplane wing. Haha!

Demyx: Think what you want, but I'm telling him I'm sorry.

Larxene: You wimp. Hey Axel, you still got that picture you "secretly" took?

Axel: Uhh a-DUH! Let's go put it on the internet!

Roxas's room

Demyx: (knocks on door) Uhh, Roxas? You in there?

Demyx: Well, if you are, I just want to apoligize for what I said yesterday. I understand if you don't want to talk, but just give me a sign you forgive me.

Demyx: ...Ok, I understand. (started to leave)

Roxas: (opening door) I didn't say anything.

Demyx: Oh, well o you forgive me-

Roxas: No.

Demyx: Oh come on, I didn't mean it!

Roxas: I know.

Demyx: Then why are you gonna go after me?

Roxas: I just don't lke you. (slams door in Demyx's face)

Demyx: Then what are you gonna do?

Demyx: Great. (left)

Later that day...In Larxene's room

Larnexe: (humming to (insert favorite song here) while polishing her nails a shocking pink)

knock at door

Larxene: Huh? It's open.

Roxas: I can't. My hands are full.

Larxene: Oh, it's you. What, done crying, ya big baby?

Roxas: No.

Larxene: (opens door) What?

Roxas: I just came to fufill what I said earlier.

Larxene: What...did you say earlier?

Roxas: (walking into her room) Something about...

Larxene: Hey, who said you could come in here? And what did you say earlier?

Roxas: Mm? (secretly stashing a pair of Larxene's "unmentionables") You say something?

Larxene: Get out, you brat!

Roxas: Just because I'm younger, doesn't make me a brat. (left)

Larxene: Pest. (went back to painting her nails)

In Axel's room

Roxas: Axel?

Axel: What?

Roxas: I didn't know you sniffed.

Axel: What are you talking about?

Roxas: (pulling out Larxene's "you-know-what" and stashing it in his drawer) Huh?

Axel: Why are you acting like that? Your brain ooze into your feet or something?

Roxas: (glared) No. Bye. (left)

Axel: Weird. (opens his drawer to find Larxene's "you-know-what) How did this get in here-ROXAS!

Roxas's door

Axer&Larxene: ROXAS! Open the door!

Roxas: Why?

Larxene: I know you took my-well, you know what you took!

Axel: What, this? (held up her, you get the idea)

Larxene: Axel! How did you get them?
Axel: Roxas planted them in my room!

Demyx: I told you he'd get us back!

Larxene: Oh, stow it! Roxas is nothing but a bigfoot wannabee!

Unbeknownst to them, Roxas's door creaked open...

Axel: Demyx, he's just pulling a stupid idiotic prank just-

Roxas: To get you guys together.

A,&D: What?!?
And that's when all three of them got kicked by a kangaroo who was hiding in Roxas's room.

Roxas: All is forgiven, especially when I just streamed that straight to the internet via the camera. (pointed up)

Demyx: I...told you he...was going to get...us back.

Axel: Actually, I...thought it was...going to be worse.

Larxene: Dang, Roxas, I can get better revenge in my sleep.

Roxas: Ok, we will see about that. Hey Marluxia, Axel and Demyx said they wanted you to give them "All you've got"!

Marluxia: (came out of nowhere) Really? Well then, follow me boys! (grabbed them and dragged them to his room)

A&D: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Larxene: Ha! That won't work on me.

Roxas: I know. (left)

Larxene: Hey, where are you going?

In the distance, the ground started shaking.

Roxas: You might wanna run.

Larxene: (getting scared) W...what did you do?

Roxas: I told Lexaeus you said he was of no use to the Organization and his pet, Mr. Rocky died. Also, I showed Saix the tape of you stealing his special cookies from his room.

Larxene: When...how-

Lexaeus: RAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! (charging for her)

Larxene screams, then runs for life.

Roxas: Heh heh, and all of this is getting streamed to the internet. Thanks, Kodak!

Forgive me for this wasn't as funny as the others, I just had a fight with my brother and I'm a little mad. Sorry, but at least Roxas got his revenge.

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