Birthday Bash

The setting: Kairi's house

The time: Does it really matter?

The characters: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Chuck "E"

The plot: The title quite literally

The Story: Starts now

S&R: Happy Birthday, Kairi! (throws confetti)

Kairi: Aw, guys, you shouldn't have. What I get? What I get?

Sora: Well, I got you a brand-new cellphone! (pulls out the pink and purple camera flip phone that has her name engraved on it)

Kairi: But I already have a cell-
Sora: See that's where your wrong. I was doing target practice and apparently my Firaga spell thought your phone was the target. (mumbling: Even though I tossed it into the air and aimed for it.)
Kairi: Sora! Oh well, at least you got me a new one that is SOO cute! What did you get me Riku?

Riku: Nothing special like a cellphone or anything.

Kairi: It's the thought that counts.

Riku: I got you some keys-

Sora: What will she do with some keys?

Riku: Drive the new gummi ship I got her which is waiting outside.

Kairi: A GUMMI SHIP OF MY VERY OWN?!?! Oh thank you! Thank you, Riku! (kissed himon the cheek) C'mon, let's test it out! (ran outside)

Sora: (pouted) Must you out do me every year?

Riku: It's the thought that counts. Go grab Kairi and put the blindfold on her.

Sora: Oh, we're gonna take her to that place? Ok, Kairi! Me and Riku got one more suprise for ya!

At Chuck "E" Cheese's parking lot

Kairi: (with blindfold on) Are we there yet?

Sora: Almost.

Riku: (w) Sora, what are we doing here?

Sora: (w) Didn't you say book this place?

Riku: (w) I said "Funland"! How did you get "Chuck 'E' Cheese" out of "Funland"!

Sora: (w: Whoops. We'll just have to make do.) Ok, Kairi we're here!

Kairi: (yanked off the blindfold) YAY! Where are we?

Sora: Chuck "E" Cheese's! Let's go!

Kairi: Chuck "E" who?

Riku: No idea.

At Chuck "E" Cheese's

It's chaos in there. Little kids running around, pizza is all on the walls and the floor, along with spilled soda and candy.

Riku: (vein pulsing on temple)... ... ...It's a kid place. Great.

Sora: C'mon, Kairi! I see an air hockey game! (pulled her along)

Kairi: Oh cool! This is an arcade! But why is it called-

Kid #1: It's Chuckie! (kids explode with lauhter and screaming)

Guy in Chuckie suit: A-huckya! Hey kids! Now which one of you is having a birthday today?

Sora: Oooh! Ooooh! Kairi is! She is, Mr. Chuckie! (ran over to him dragging Kairi along)

GiCs: A-huckya! Well now, what's your name, little girl?

Kairi: ... ... ...

GiCs: Little girl?

Sora: Kairi?

Kairi: A CRAZY RAT HEARTLESS! KILL IT SORA, KILL IT!!!!!! (made him take out his keyblade and furously hit Chuckie)

Sora: Kairi, no STOP! Let go!

Riku: It's okay, Kairi! He's not a heartless!

Manager: Get her outta here!
Kid #1: Hey, she hitting Chuckie!

Kid #2: Let's get 'em! RAAAAAR!

And it was a free-for-all. Kairi hitting Chuckie, Sora and Riku trying to get her off, the kids are beating up Sora, Riku and Kairi, the kids's parents are yelling at everyone, and Chuckie is fed up with his job. After, oh I don't know, 5 minutes Sora, Riku, and Kairi got banned from Chuck "E" Cheese's and still had the whole day to celebrate her birthday.

Kairi: I'm sorry.

Riku: It's ok, it wasn't your fault. It was Sora's.

Sora: Who me? What did I do?

Riku: (glared at Sora) I'll let you figure it out.

Sora: (mumbling) What did I do?

Riku: We were sussposed to go to Funland, but, oh forget it. I still got enough munny in my account for all of us to go.

Sora: (w) No you don't.

Riku: What was that Sora?
Kairi: Oh, Sora, you didn't!
Riku: I should still have $220 in my account.

Sora: Not anymore. I mean it costed eerything in your account.

Kairi: Man, this place is high.

Riku: I'll be right back. (walked back in Chuck "E" Cheese's) Um, excuse me.

Manager: What do you want?

Riku: I'm terribly sorry to trouble you, but my friend booked a b'day party here and I wanted to know how much it costed.

Manager: $70. Why?

Riku: (eye twitched) I...see. Thank you. (walked back to Sora and Kairi) Sora?

Sora: Yeah?

Riku: How much did this place cost?

Sora: $70, like I said-oops.

RIku: Sora...

Sora: Run Kairi! (ran off)

Again, writer's block is a pain in the arse. (yeah I said it!) Next time you hear from me I will probably do something with Zexion and oranges (his favorite fruit) I don't know, but it will definetely be someone from the Organization. See ya!