Oranges
The Setting: Castle Oblivion-Zexion's room
The time: Oh, I don't know, 3 o' clockish…
The Characters: Zexion, Xigbar, Axel
The plot: If only you weren't defenseless…
The Story: Starts now
Disclaimer: Uhh...must I? (Zexion: Yes. Doesn't it suck?) Yeah...it does. I don't own anything from Kingdom hearts, so dude-a-facationioness. (see if you can pronounce that!)
The Cloaked Schemer sat down in his, strangely content. You see, he is holding one of the only things that Zexion treasures in this god-forsaken world. An orange, coming from Mother Nature with its bitter peel concealing its sweet, juicy insides. He started to think, "Well, how shall I devour you?" and as he thought, he was absent-mindedly peeing the poor orange in a spiral formation. The zest coated his hands, but he didn't mind. He loved every bit of it.
"Now that your armor is exposed, how will you defend yourself? Hmph, it saddens me, to know that a simple fruit can remind you how weak and defenseless humans and even Nobodies are if you remove their armor," he thought to himself as he pulled the naked fruit apart slice by slice. "If only"-and poor Zexion was interrupted in his musings as both Xigbar and Axel burst into his room, guns a-blazing and fire a-flaming. After 5 minutes of fighting, anguished screams, and confusion, the two didn't know that they have destroyed the poor fruit.
"What the hell is wrong with you imbeciles! Don't you know how to knock?!?" Zexion yelled. "It's not my fault that Xigbar is deranged and"-"Say something else, I want you to!" Xigbar threatened Axel with his arrow guns. "GET OUT!!!!" the schemer yelled, causing the two to run out. "Tch, idiots. Now that they're gone, maybe I can enjoy"-but Zexion stopped when he sees the decimated orange on the floor. He sighed, cleaned up the mess and said, "Damn."
Uhh…Zexion likes oranges, is that a crime? )if it is, lock me up and throw away the key! )