Don't Trust the Chef

The Setting: Somewhere in Castle Oblivion

The time: I don't know

The Characters: Demyx, Axel, Roxas, Xemnas, Zexion

The plot: Don't let him cook anymore!

The Story: Starts now

Demyx: C'mon, Zexion! You lost thebet!
Roxas: Yeah, so now you have to do it!

Axel: And you have to wear the pink chef hat and apron!

Zexion: This is stupid.

Roxas: Doesn't matter what you think, you gotta!
Demyx: Here's the recipe, so get to cooking. (and all of them locked Zexion in the kitchen)

Zexion: Let me out!
Axel: not until you come out with enough food for the entire Organization! And mind you, everyone said they wantd tacos and burritos.

Roxas: With lots of salsa and that fried ice cream!

Demyx&Axel: (t: Fried ice cream?)

Roxas: And remember, the Superior said his comes first! So get to cooking!

Zexion: Damn. (looked at the recipe) I don't know how to cook! Damn ba-

Axel: Stop swearing and cook. We're hungry!

Demyx: Yeah, you can't rock on an empty stomach!

Zexion: Fine. (pulled out a black powder that looked like blak pepper) Too bad your stomach's going to be empty for a while, heh heh.

45 minutes later-Xemnas's room

Roxas: Moment of truth. Hey' where's your hat?
Demyx: Right here. (jammed the pink foo-foo chef's hat on Zexion's head) And why aren't you wearing your apron?
Zexion: (holding a tray of tacos glaring at Demyx) Shut. Up.

Axel: You have to wear it. Didn't you get it memorized? Let me get it for you. (ran out and came back with the apron) Put it on.

Zexion: No.

Roxas: You have to.

Zexion: No.

Demyx: Yes! (wrapped it around Zexion) Now we don't wanna keep the Superior waiting, now do we? (pushed Zexion in)

And while Zexion was pushed in, he noticed that Xemnas was wearing a bib and holding a knife and fork, for comic relief.

Zexion: Let me guess. You lost a bet and now you have to taste my cooking.

Xemnas: Why else would I be in this ridiculous predicament.

Zexion: Luxord's been teaching them the wrong side of gambling.

Xemnas: let's just get this over with.

Now that Xemnas is about to taste the tacos, Axel, Demyx and Roxas came in taking pictures.

Axel: Kodak! (taking pictures)
Zexion: Damn. (vanished)

Demyx: Hey wait! You can't leave yet! (vanished looking for Zexion)

Roxas: Well Xemnas? (all eyes on Xemnas)

Xemnas: I hate you all. (hesistates, takes one bite)

Silence

Axel: Well-

Thn they heard a sound sort of like bubbling; somewhat like the bubble guts. The following scenes are as followed: One of those messy, wet farts, the scraping of chairs in a hurry, Axel and Roxas's laughter, the bathroom door slamming, and Xemnas relieving himself of the tainted taco.

In Zexion's room

Zexion: Tch. Dumba-

Demyx: (appeared) Hey, you weren't supposed to leave yet! Why did you go?
Zexion: Because I loaded Xemnas's food with 2 pounds of instant laxitive.

Demyx: Oh man, I missed it! (ran out but stopped) Wait, it was just his food, right?
Zexion: I used all I had. (holds up the empty 2 pound bag)

Demyx: Cool! (left)
Zexion: Hmph. (throws the empty bag on the trash can in the corner overflowing with 11 other 2 pound bags) I see that we're going to need a plumber soon. (he laughed, sat down and grabbed an orange)

Hey, I did something funny! Yay! I was getting bleek lately, so funny! Review and nice nice will come to you!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, so.