Flower Issues

The Setting: Castle Oblivion

The time: Instead, Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, and as for the time, (18-wheeler drives by)

The Characters: Organization XIII
The plot: Do you have to know, I mean really, do you have to know? I mean really, do you have to know? I mean really...

The Story: Starts now

Chaos. The Organization is having some disagreements, so a few of them are going tothe Superior for settlement on their dispute.

Bam.

Axel: Hey Xemnas! Will you PLEASE tell Marluxia that I didn't burn hios damn poinsettas!
Marluxia: Not only my poinsettas, but my roses, African violets, and my poor, innocent gardenias! And I know you did it because there are burn marks and holes that match the points of your chakrams perfectly!
Axel: Oh really? For all you know Larxene could've done it!
Marluxia: Why would she do it when I'm her supplier of her favorite flower?
Larxene: (whacked Marluxia on the head) I thought I told you not to tell anyone I get flowers from your gay a-

-Will you please...shut up.

M,A&L: Sorry, sir.

Then Xemnas's chair turned around to reveal...

M,A&L: Saix?!
Saix: What do you infidels want?
Axel: Where the hell is Xemnas?
Saix: he's on a special mission of which only top ranking officials of his standards may comply with.

Larxene: So why are you in his chair?
Saix: he told me to take up for him.

Marluxia: What? Why you and not me! I'm better qualified to take over Castle Oblivion, I have more experience, don't you think?

All: (t: yeah, and what a job he did...)

Saix: (sighs) 1. I am of higher rank. 2. I am of his standards.

Axel: So if you're of Xemnas's standards, then why aren't you with him?
Saix! Well, y-you see... ... ...Axel, shut up.

Larxene: Well, let's go find him. I'll bet he can prove that axel burned the plants even thogh I did...

Marluxia: You did-

Larxene: NOT burn them! (getting glared at)

Axel: See? Got it memori-

Saix: If I tell you to shut up one more time-

Dmyx: Xemnas is back! And he brought presents! (ran ot)
Axel: Oooh, presents. Don't mind if I do- )got stopped by Saix)
Saix: I can't let you go down there.

Larxene: And why not?
Saix: Just go to your respective rooms.

Marluxia: You not the boss of me.

Saix!! Listen, you shouldn't-

Axel: Hey look, the moon is even brighter!
Saix: What? (looked up to see the celing, then looked back to see all three of them gone) (sigh) I really need to stop falling for that...

Main hall

Xemnas: (carrying two VERY VERY large boxes) I'm just glad to have you all back. (rubbing the boxes) Shhhh...don't worry, I'll have you out of those dark, scary boxes in no time my preciou-

Demyx: Hey!!! (running downstairs, almost triping) What's in the boxes?

Marluxia: (coming down) Hello, Xemnas. Nice to see you back safe and sound from your "mission". So, how was it?
Xemnas: Well, it was-

Marluxia: Anyways, how come I can't go with you on your mission? I'm just as good as all of these, these, fags (all: (t) Look who's talking...) put together! I should be second-in-command! Having to stay with these whining, idiots is SOOO degrading! And my rank should have gone up by now!
Xemnas: (feeling a migraine coming) Marluxia-

Larxene: Here he goes...

Marluxia: I mean, I'm No.11! That's two form the lowest rank of all!
Roxas: Hey!
Marluxia: If anything I should be No.2!
Xigbar: Tch, yeah right.

Marluxia: Xemnas, I can be better! I should have been one of the top members! The TOP member! Do you hear me you damned crackpot old fool!

silence

Marluxia: (backing up) I didn't mean it, Xemnas, I-I-I mean...Superior-

Xemnas: Cut the crap, Marluxia. If you want to prove yourself SOOO bad, why don't you take up the mission that I was going to give to Saix, Axel, Lexaeus and Xaldin. Alone. If you complete it without complications, I'll make you second-in-command correspondent.

Saix: What! But sir-

Xemnas: Stop. Do you agree?
Marluxia: Of course.

Xemnas: Then step into my office for briefing.

Marluxia: Finally, I can prove myself. (left)

Larxene: Whoa...so you're gonna give him an opportunity like that?
Xemnas: Why not? Even if he completes the mission, which I highly doubt, Zexion will still be my second-in-command. Hopefully he will be destroyed. (left with the boxes)

Saix: What?

Roxas: So, what's the mission Xemnas? Xemnas...

Cliff-hanger, hanging from a cliff!!!!! And that's why he's called Cliff-hanger!!!

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