What's in the Box?

The Setting: Castle Oblivion

The disclaimer: Me no nothing of owning thissss...

The Characters: Xemnas, Saix, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Luxord, Roxas

The plot: Mystery box, what could it be? Is it something that is plain to see? Mystery box, what's inside? Maybe it's a scooter so maybe you're right!

The Story: Starts now

Demyx: Xemnas, Xemnas, Xemnas, Xemnas, Xem-

Xemnas: What!
Demyx: What's in the boxes?
Xemnas: Nothing, leave.

Axel: It's something important, if you don't want us to look.

Xemnas: You will see-why are you all acting like little brats? Leave at once! (takes the boxes in his room and sealed the door)

Roxas: Man, he's touchy today.

Demyx: He's probably infected with Larxene's PMS-

Larxene: Don't make me hurt you! (pulls out electrified kunai)

Demyx: Leave me alone! (getting chased by Larxene)

Saix: You all do act like children.

Roxas: Shut up, you're just mad you're not secon-(saw Saix going in beserk mode) I'll shut up.

Axel: Saix! Glad you're here, mind telling us what's in the box?
Saix: Yes, I do mind.

Roxas: Aw, come on. We'll give you something!
Saix: Bribes do not work on me-

Demyx: (dodging the kunai) I'll give you this moon pendant that changes with the phases of the real moon!

Saix: (upon seeing the pendant, went into a dream-like state) Ooooooohh...

Axel: Uhh Saix? (waving his hand in his face)

Saix: (staring at the pendant) Pretty...moon...

Roxas: Good going, Demyx, give it to him!

Demyx: Wait, (moving the pendant left and right making Saix follow it's every movement) this is fun! Up and down and left and right-

Axel: Stop foolin' around! You're gonna tell us?

Saix: (still following the movements) Pretty...shiny...silvery...moony...

Demyx: I think I broke him. (put the pendant up)
Saix: (tackled Demyx, choking him) Where is it! Give it to me NOW!!!
Demyx: Help me!!

Roxas: (grabbed it out of Demyx's pocket) Saix! Will you tell-

Saix: He didn't go on a mission he just went to a special convention, now GIVE IT TO ME!

Roxas: Here! (threw it)

Saix: Oooooooooohh...(staring at it)

Axel: Hey, that's not all of the info! I oughtta kick your a-

Demyx: Come on, that's all we're gonna get from him.

Saix: (staring at the twirling pendant) Pretty...pretty...shiny...shiny...

Main hall

Axel: Why would he say he's gone on a mission when he just went to a convention?
Demyx: Maybe he didn't want us going?
Luxord: You know, I got a hunch that it's somehow linked to us having to raise all that munny for him. Remember when he had all of us to go "sell" ourselves...

Axel: Yeah, they really liked "Cowboy Lexaeus"! Heh heh heh...that really was demeaning.

Roxas: Come on, there's something in that box worth us seeing it if we paid for it! And I'm gonna find out.

Larxene: How?
Roxas: I...don't know. Saix was a lost cause, so what about Zexion-

Demyx: Gone.

Axel: Crap! Man, what were in those boxes?!

Xemnas's room

Xemnas: (placing the last Barbie clooectible in its proper place) There now, all back home, nice and comfy. I knew those imbeciles would get you all back. I could never live without you, my precious...But they didn't get enough to complete my collection...(turned to the almost fully stocked Star Wars side of his room) My life-size replica of Darth Maul is still missing...but don't worry, he'll be home soon...he'll be home soon...(stroking a mini-version of Darth Maul) I will have you back... ... ...

Hee hee hee...(stroking a mini-version of Leon Kennedy (RE 4) Me likey the Leon...he's MY precious...but at least I'm not obsessed with him. (threw the toy) Oh well, review!