Xaldin's tale

The Setting: Xaldin's room

The disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts nor the jingle to McDonalds, just Xaldin's thoughts.

The Characters: Xaldin, Demyx, Roxas, Axel

The plot: It's Xaldin's time to shine!
The Story: Starts now

Xaldin: Hello. I'm sure you've heard of me. No. 3, the "Unknown" nobody. I say this because you hardly ever hear from me. Why? Because I'm the most normal out of the entire Organization. Impossible right. Well, the entire Organization would be sane (Zexion comes to mind) if it wasn't for the Idiots Three. And by that I mean Demyx, Roxas, and Axel. But how can I be so calm about it? Somepeople say those idiots don't annoy me. That's a lie. Demyx did this a week ago...

(flashback)

Demyx: Hey Xaldin? Hey Xaldin? Hey Xaldin? Hey Xaldin? Hey Xald-

Xaldin: What?
Demyx: Are those snakes on your head? You know, like black water filled coils moving on their own? Can the snakes talk?
Xaldin: No. They are dreadlocks. They move on an account of my mastery of wind-

Demyx: Hey maybe I can make them grow! (pulls out sitar)

Xaldin: Demyx NO!

Demyx: Dance water dance! (shoots Xaldin with a powerful blast of water) Did they grow? Huh? Did they?!
Xaldin: (soaking wet) Demyx...

Demyx: Oops, my bad. But at least they stopped moving-nevermind...

Xaldin: (sigh) That little waterbug...And then Roxas...he puts you in a false sense of security. You think he's harmless, but in reality, he is no better than Demyx...

(flashback)

Xaldin: What do you need Roxas?
Roxas: Well, I was wondering, since you are the coolest member and all-

Xaldin: Fake flattery will get you nowhere.

Roxas: No I'm serious! You can make a dragon out of lances! If that isn't cool, nothing is.

Xaldin: (t: He's planing something, I know it!) And?
Roxas: Well maybe you can be my teacher.

Xaldin: Wha?
Roxas: You seem the best suited for the job, AND you're the only one who can make a dragon! Well besides Mansex, he sucks. (big shiny chibi eyes) You deserve to teach all of us!
Xaldin: (eyes filled with tears of joy) Oh Roxas...I had a student who wanted to learn before! I'll be happy to do it!
Roxas: So you'll teach me how to make the dragon out of six keyblades?
Xaldin: Of course!

5 min later

Xaldin: That's it! Wow, you're a fast learner!
Roxas: Yay! I know how to do it!
Xaldin: So why did you want to learn it anyway?
Roxas: So I can blast you! (blasts Xaldin 50 feet back with keblade dragon) Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Xaldin: You see? And their leader is the worst of them all...none other than-

BAM.

Axel: (bursting through the door) Hey XALDIN!!! Guess what I got you?
Xaldin: Another burned room?
Axel: No. I got-

Axel,Demyx&Roxas: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! (they all through a gigantic burger at Xaldin)

Axel: Got it memorized?
Roxas: Hold on! We have to flamebroil it!
Demyx: Wait, isn't that from Burger King?
Axel: Who cares? Improv! (Flares the entire room) Heh heh, commit that to memory! (the three left)

Xaldin: (covered in burger, cinders, ashes, and one of his braids is on fire) I-(eye twitched) Ha ha ha ha! Xaldin go fwoosh! Whole room go boom! I go silly-willy nukie CRAZY time! Ha ha ha ha! (running in circles)

Roxas: Looks like Xaldin finally lost his marbles.

Demyx: That means we got the entire Organization cracked!
Axel: Perfect. Now join me friends in triumphant laughter!
A,R&D: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Wheeeee! I have returned-ed! It's been so long! I still need ideas! I ws thinking of someone getting blackmailed...anyway-

Review please and hope this will tie you over until next week!

All these stops are giving me Writer's block...