Misinterpretation
I'll stop...
Zexion: Your move, Lexaeus.
Lexaeus: Hmm...Bishop to B 3. (moves the bishop to its place and captures a black pawn)
Zexion: Come now Lexaeus, you didn't see this coming? Knight to E 5. Checkmate. (topples the white king over)
Lexaeus: Crap, lost again. You cheated.
Zexion: Hmph, I wouldn't cheat. I am that good-
Saix: Zexion, may I have a word. Alone.
Zexion: You may. (got up and left with Saix)
Saix: Zexion, have you ever heard of the Blue Man Group?
Zexion: Yes, they are a group of three that use props and-
Saix: I know who they are, I was seeing if you did. (sigh) T-this is a little hard, I've never told anyone this before-
Zexion: You're in the Blue Man Group?
Saix: No. I'm in another group, The Blue Hair Group-
Zexion: Never heard of them-
Saix: They are an interpretave dance group. We are doing a major concert tonight and our lead has caught a virus. We need someone to fill in-
Zexion: No.
Saix: Wait Zexion, let me finish-
Zexion: No. (started to leave)
Saix:
Please! This is very special to me!
Zexion: No.
Saix: Please! (grabbed Zexion's legs)
Zexion: I will not dance and embarrass myself in front of a crowd of people. (now dragging Saix through the hallway)
Saix: Please Zexion, don't make me beg...
Zexion: There are people watching.
Saix: Wha? (looks up to see half the Organization staring at him) Well now...(stands up and brushes himself off) You didn't see anything.
Axel: Ha-
Saix: Shut up. (turned around) Zexion? Where did he-
In Zexion's room
Lexaeus: So he wants you to dance in a leotard so you can fill in for his friend?
Zexion: (wearing his hood) Yes. That's why I'm not leaving my room untill the concert is over.
Lexaeus: But what if the superior summons you, Zexi-
Zexion: Don't say my name out loud. He can hear you.
Lexaeus: (sigh) Like he can hear me in the basements-
Saix: (just appeared) There you are, now just listen it's not that embarrassing! I love the exhilarating feeling you get when you are on stage-
Zexion: NO! (vanished)
Saix: Drat, where did he go?
Lexaeus: You know, I'm starting to get the impression that Zexion is more childish than Roxas and you're more gay than Marluxia.
Saix: I'm nowhere NEAR as gay as that...PANSY of a nobody! (eyes started to glow)
Lexaeus: Remember you have to find Zexion.
Saix: (calming down) Oh. Right...(walked out of the room)
Zexion: (there has to be a way...heh. (morphed into Xemnas) Now he'll leave me be. (went into the Superior's office)
Saix: I saw that Zexion! Your little shape-shifting won't get to me! (ran into the office and grabbed Xemnas)
Xemnas:
No. 7, what are you doing?
Saix: Don't try to weasel out of it.
You're going to help me, got it!
Xemnas: Saix, release me-
Saix: After the show! (vanishes with Xemnas)
At the interpretive dance concert
Saix: get in your true form and put this on, we're cued in 1 minute. (handed Xemnas a skin tight blue-and-sliver leotard)
Xemnas: You have GOT to be kidding.
Some
other guy in the show: Hey Saix I thought you said he had short
cobalt blue hair!
Saix: He does, he's a shape-shifter and if he
doesn't put on the outfit in his ORIGINAL body, he WILL be hurt.
Xemnas: How many times do I have to say I am not Zex-
Some other guy in the show: We're on in 5...4...3...2...1-
The curtains open to reveal six dancing men and a pissed Xemnas all in leotards. When Saix sees the actual Zexion waving to him in the crowd, he looked over to Xemnas, who is so mad to the point whee he is holding his aerial blades. All Saix could say before the ehntire performance was destroyed was: Shit.
Meh...still not my best work. Stupid Social Studies and Math...I'll get better.
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